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IsabelleTierney
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29-Jul-02, 05:51 PM (PST)
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"Help me have some fun..."
 
   I'm stuck at home studying for the GRE's. I, and a few other people who are doing the same, have been collecting kinky versions of GRE questions. Stop using this board to gripe and have a little fun. Everyone on here should lighten up. Besides, everyone knows SM people are just smart, kinky geeks. Show me you brain and your balls; post some kinky analogies, sentence completions, etc... I will be forever grateful, and if you show me yours I might show you mine.
xoxoxo, Belle

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1. "RE: Help me have some fun..."
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   Excuse me for my ignorance, I only went to law school and never had to take the GRE's, so I'm not sure what that stands for. Isn't it short for Gruesome Rectal Experience?

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30-Jul-02, 09:19 AM (PST)
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2. "RE: Help me have some fun..."
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With all due respect to a lovely lady I know who works a problem like this one every week for real, here's my "submission."

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Mistresses Petra, Wendy, Noelle, Domina, and Estrella work in a local sessions house. Their availability is subject to the following constraints.

Wendy cannot work on Monday or Thursday.
Domina cannot work on Wednesday.
Estrella cannot work on Monday or Friday.
Noelle can work at any time.
Petra cannot work evenings.
Wendy can only work evenings.
Petra will not work on Wednesday if Noelle works on Thursday, and Noelle works on Thursday if Petra cannot work on Wednesday.
At any given time there are always three women available for sessions.

1. At which one of the following times can Wendy, Domina, and Estrella all be working?

(A) Monday morning
(B) Friday evening
(C) Tuesday evening
(D) Friday morning
(E) Wednesday morning

2. For which day will another lady need to be hired?

(A) Monday
(B) Tuesday
(C) Wednesday
(D) Thursday
(E) Friday

3. Which one of the following must be false?

(A) Domina does not work on Tuesday.
(B) Estrella does not work on Tuesday morning.
(C) Petra works every day of the week except Wednesday.
(D) Noelle works every day of the week except Wednesday.
(E) Domina works every day of the week except Wednesday.

4. If Noelle does not work on Thursday, then which one of the following must be true?

(A) Petra works Tuesday morning.
(B) Domina works Tuesday morning.
(C) Estrella works on Tuesday.
(D) Petra works on Wednesday.
(E) Wendy works on Tuesday morning.

These are real (modeled after real GRE questions)! Scroll down to see the answers ONLY after you've worked them out yourself!


Answers:

1) All three can work on Tuesday night. The answer is (C).

2) Domina and Noelle are the only people who can work Monday evenings, and three women are always available for sessions, so extra help will be needed for Monday evenings. The answer is (A).

3) The condition "Petra will not work on Wednesday if Noelle works on Thursday, and Noelle works on Thursday if Petra cannot work on Wednesday" can be symbolized as (P_W)<-->(N=TH). Now, if Noelle works every day of the week, except Wednesday, then in particular she works Thursday. So from the condition (P_W)<-->(N=TH), we know that Petra cannot work on Wednesday. But this leaves only Noelle and Estrella to work Wednesday mornings. Hence the answer is (D).

(4) If you remember to think of an if-and-only-if statement as an equality, then this will be an easy problem. Negating both sides of the condition(P_W)<-->(N=TH) gives (P=W)<-->(N_TH). This tells us that Petra must work on Wednesday if Noelle does not work on Thursday. The answer, therefore, is (D).


Whistle

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3. "RE: Help me have some fun..."
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Whistle, the GRE stands for Graduate Record Exam, that helps get into Grad school. Legal eagles take LSATs. I think, however, that providers should take the GFE, in order to matriculate in advanced sensual studies...

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1. Early______ of sensual skill in providers is ______ by openness and genuine affection, which leads to hobbyists frequently returning and becoming regulars.

A. discovery . . indicated
B. treatment . . administered
C. detection . . complicated
D. development . . fostered
E. incidence . . corrected

2. The ______ practice of BBBJ is so important that skilled practioners have been ______ .

A. generous . . deified
B. dangerous . . blackballed
C. skilled . . analyzed
D. covert . . protected
E. exploratory . . encouraged

3. Redbook reactions to anal sex have oscillated between ______ and condescension; but no poster is more fixated on the practice than ______.

A. dismissal..Che
B. indifference..Rimjob
C. disapproval..AsianGirlFetish
D. adoration..Buttman
E. obsession..AnnaKim

4. The discussion of sex-negative BDSM has created such tension and interest that entire sectors of the Redbook community that have constantly refused to ______ sexual BDSM have been forced to re-examine the issue: the trend toward desexualization can no longer be ______.

A. discuss..ignored
B. practice..verified
C. tolerate..accepted
D. address..eliminated
E. explain..discussed

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So Belle, is this what you were looking for? By the way, you sound delicious. Do you have a URL?

JustJoe

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4. "RE: Help me have some fun..."
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LAST EDITED ON 30-Jul-02 AT 05:41 PM (PDT)

>Whistle, the GRE stands for Graduate
>Record Exam, that helps get
>into Grad school. Legal eagles
>take LSATs. I think, however,
>that providers should take the
>GFE, in order to matriculate
>in advanced sensual studies...

Believe me I know the GRE, I remember the agony all too well. Actually I liked the logic portions (like the problem I wrote), it was the Subject Exam that was a bitch.

I liked your GFE problem a lot, jj.

I think Isabelle is looking for something a little more specifically kinky than what either of us came up with! It just made me laugh to remember stories of scheduling nightmares at a certain area house and set it up as a GRE problem,

Whistle

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AnnaKim
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30-Jul-02, 08:42 PM (PST)
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5. "Ms. Tierney"
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   Ms. Tierney is absolutely gorgeous in real life. You'd be crazy not to book with her.

BTW, I do admit, I do adore men's bums, and I have just the tools to make their owners squeal with delight.


Asian Anna Kim

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dickie
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6. "RE: Ms. Tierney"
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   Any contact info for her?
I'm very experienced-been in the scene for awhile-looking for strap on and gs.
Thanks!

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IsabelleTierney
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03-Aug-02, 10:34 PM (PST)
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7. "Stimulating..."
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   Wow. What great responses!! I'm now tempted to post more silly questions like this one. These answers have allowed humor to enter the domain of the decidedly unfunny.
I would choose a Gruesome Rectal Experience over the real GRE's any day. After I got over my Pavlovian response of panicking at the sight of standardized questions, I hastily deduced the answers with the neurotic fervor only an over-achiever can possess. Sigh. I can't wait to stop submitting to such a grueling test and focus my efforts on submitting to other ..err... other things. Thanks again!
xoxoxox, Belle
spankbelle@hotmail.com

P.S. Anna Kim! Thanks for the compliment! You've made me blush, and I must say, you're pretty hot yourself!
P.S.S For those of you looking, I'm listed on the eros guide under BDSM in SF.

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blueboy99 blueboy99 rating
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8. "RE: Isabelle is a true GRE!"
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   You can expect a GRE (Great responsive experience) with Belle.
She is beautiful, sexy and as you obviously can tell in this thread - smart! I had a wonderful session with her. Take Anna Kim's advice! http://www.eros-guide.com/files/belle2.htm
PS: Thanks for posting Belle. Good luck with your studies and on the GRE's. Blueboy.

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