Regards,
OrangeJuice

I can only recall one Fry's salesgirl who looked like a worthy endeavor. This was years ago and I was working at an office across the street from the Sunnyvale Fry's. I regularly took the train to work, but this particular morning I was late and was winging it on a different bus route to make the final leg of my commute. A beautiful young woman in a nice summer dress got on the bus and engaged in conversation with some other regulars or friends. No chance at conversation there. We both got off at the same stop. She immediately proceeded to walk, as I stood and studied the posted schedule looking for the connecting bus to take me to work. I finally ascertained that I must have missed the connection and would either have to wait a long time or hoof it. The girl had disappeared around the corner, but I took off in that direction. Pretty soon I could see her up ahead and eventually caught up to her just as she turned into the Fry's parking lot. She looked back over her shoulder and I found myself trying to look like I was walking purposefully toward another destination so as to ensure her that I was not following her. Catholic guilt trip, I guess? Anyway, I soon put the little hottie out of my mind as I wondered what crisis might be awaiting me upon my late arrival at work.

At lunch I decided to browse the goodies at Fry's as I did sometimes when I had no lunch engagements, whether I needed some computer stuff or not. As I was wandering aimlessly in the store I remembered the girl in the dress and wondered if she came there to buy something or if she worked there. No sooner had the thought popped into my head when I saw her walking down the isle looking right at me! I stopped and did a double take, then sheepishly grabbed something off the shelve beside me and began to study it. I felt completely busted, even though all I was guilty of was eyeing (discretely, I thought) a young woman in a nice dress. I hastily curtailed my browsing session and made my way to the exit. Never saw her again.

Anyway, I have not cracked the code for Fry's salesgirls, though my account should serve as a sure-fire way not to make that good first impression.

Now, on a bit of a tangent; How to crack the "young up and coming minor league pitcher" code:

http://www.examiner.com/x-35434-Minor-League-Baseball-Examiner~y2010m5d30-Female-pitcher-makes-history

18yo Japanese, 5'-1" 115 lbs. That's all the stats I could find (other than the pitching stuff). I'm thinking about a field trip to Chico. Maybe I'll pose as a Playboy photographer?

Prevert

1) Never been good at spontaneous comebacks or wit when I most needed to be.
2) Never been good at picking up girls, especially in spontaneous, clutch moments.

My success with women and in life is in large part despite the two items above. I've been much more of a "steady as she goes", long term performer.

If I were in their age range it seems a real possibility as they seem to enjoy the attention and diversion. There's actually an asian MILF in the GPS section whose twins are either serious C or smallish D and reminiscent of many fond memories of L.A. AMP's.

Damn, I'm thinking a trip over there's in order in the morning, maybe try to get nervy and see if I can get banned and have to resort to the Roseville store, but it'd be so worth it, totally.

Smallish tight blouses usually showing cleavage then they climb around on the ladders for the higher items and it's simply a lovely thing to behold.

Hell with it, gotta have a sure thing, scratch Fry's, regular AMP and I'll be the 1st dude of the day that's a nice start to a furlough Friday. Cheers!