Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. --Maurice Chevalier
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. - Jerome K. Jerome
Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it. -- Anthony Trollope
Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love. --Cole Porter
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. --Charlie Brown
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." --Charles Schulz
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. --Pearl Bailey
Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.
--Aphra Behn
I don't trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies. - Vincent Gallo
Love lasteth as long as the money endureth. --William Caxton
That love at first sight should happen to me, was Life's most delicious revenge on a self-opinionated fool. -- Charles Boyer
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
--Lily Tomlin
Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.
-- Alexander Borodin