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frenchy69
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05-Feb-12, 10:15 PM (PST)
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"Im in love with a penis"
 
want closure start with
your legs


it's wonderful cause it doesn't talk. Now if I can just figure a way or reason to like his owner.

Hard part I know. I love giving that penis a nice hot bath in my mouth and using my tongue I make sure not to miss a spot. All over and under over and around. Sucking that penis is lots of fun.

Dripping wett he starts jerking around. So of course I stop the sucking and move to the balls. of course I could go on and on but then his owner won't shut the fuck up.

So can a penis live without a owner? Fuck

I almost hate men.


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06-Feb-12, 07:13 AM (PST)
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1. "RE: Im in love with a penis"
In response to message #0
 
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http://www.empirelabs.com/products_clone_a_willy_light_tone/

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IBeCurious IBeCurious rating
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06-Feb-12, 07:23 AM (PST)
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2. "RE: Im in love with a penis"
In response to message #0
 
   That's how men feel about pussies and the kitty that has them

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Rytram Rytram rating
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06-Feb-12, 08:31 AM (PST)
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3. "RE: Im in love with a penis"
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"It's wonderful cause it doesn't talk. Now if I can just figure a way or reason to like her owner.

Hard part I know. I love giving that vagina a nice hot bath with my tongue, I make sure not to miss a spot. All over and under over and around. Licking that vagina is lots of fun.

Dripping wet she starts jerking around. So of course I stop the licking and use my fingers. of course I could go on and on but then her owner won't shut the fuck up.

So can a vagina live without an owner? Fuck

I almost hate women."

Fixed, grammatical and syntax errors.

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AndyDufresne AndyDufresne rating
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06-Feb-12, 09:21 AM (PST)
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4. "RE: Im in love with a penis"
In response to message #0
 
>want closure start with
>your legs
>
>
>it's wonderful cause it doesn't talk. Now if I can just
>figure a way or reason to like his owner.
>
>Hard part I know. I love giving that penis a nice hot bath
>in my mouth and using my tongue I make sure not to miss a
>spot. All over and under over and around. Sucking that penis
>is lots of fun.
>
>Dripping wett he starts jerking around. So of course I stop
>the sucking and move to the balls. of course I could go on
>and on but then his owner won't shut the fuck up.
>
>So can a penis live without a owner? Fuck
>
> I almost hate men.

Men almost care. That works out very well.

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facendapuss facendapuss rating
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06-Feb-12, 12:35 PM (PST)
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5. "RE: Im in love with a penis"
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If u ladies would jus shut tha fuck up and sucka dick us dick owners would have nothing to complain about


Ain't no business like hoe
business....

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ClassyPYT
Member since 9-Feb-12
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09-Feb-12, 05:38 PM (PST)
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6. "RE: Im in love with a penis"
In response to message #0
 
I've never seen marketing and hate from a provider all in one post.

Girl, take a BREAK before you kill somebody.

Passion runs but let reason hold the reins xo Dani

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nohassles nohassles rating
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09-Feb-12, 09:31 PM (PST)
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7. "RE: Im in love with a penis"
In response to message #6
 
   LAST EDITED ON 09-Feb-12 AT 09:33 PM (PST)
 
I suppose everyone has a right to their own opinion but Frenchie has two pages of solid reviews spanning ten years.......


And You ??

Absolutely nothing personal here...just an observation...

I've never met either one of you

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ClassyPYT
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10-Feb-12, 05:49 PM (PST)
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8. "RE: Im in love with a penis"
In response to message #7
 
LAST EDITED ON 10-Feb-12 AT 05:52 PM (PST)
 
Many of us leave for awhile - come back - leave - come back...Leave...Get married, divorced, have children...come back...

That's life.

Frenchy69 has been here for years.

In fact, Frenchy69" has changed her "name", number and ad many times. She's falling apart and needs HELP. I hope the most compassionate among you realize that this poor woman needs HELP. Many have witnessed her coming unglued over the last six months or so.

Please reach out to her, help her in any way that you can. I know it's hard to hug a porcupine - but this girl is one step from suicide.

Please.

Anybody?

Anybody?!!

This girl is on the edge - please reach out and help her.

She has a good heart. She may come off like a bitch but she's NOT. She's just been hurt so badly she doesn't know how to react with other human beings anymore.

PLEASE help her - she is a mother - she has children - she has a good heart. God PLEASE HELP her.

Passion runs but let reason hold the reins xo Dani

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nohassles nohassles rating
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10-Feb-12, 11:07 PM (PST)
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9. "RE: Im in love with a penis"
In response to message #8
 
   I sent her a message via private inbox long before you posted this

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ClassyPYT
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11-Feb-12, 06:58 AM (PST)
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10. "RE: Im in love with a penis"
In response to message #9
 
LAST EDITED ON 11-Feb-12 AT 07:00 AM (PST)
 
Thank you!

I only made up a handle and an ad (now deleted) so I could try and get her some help. Thank you so much for reaching out to this woman. I think her anger is simply a mask for fear and pain.

No matter what we think of some of her posts; she really needs friends right now.

xo Dani

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frenchy69
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11-Feb-12, 07:23 AM (PST)
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11. "RE: Im in love with a penis"
In response to message #8
 
LAST EDITED ON 11-Feb-12 AT 07:38 AM (PST)
 
>Many of us leave for awhile - come back - leave - come
>back...Leave...Get married, divorced, have children...come
>back...
>
>That's life.
>
>Frenchy69 has been here for years.
>
>In fact, Frenchy69" has changed her "name", number and ad
>many times. She's falling apart and needs HELP. I hope the
>most compassionate among you realize that this poor woman
>needs HELP. Many have witnessed her coming unglued over the
>last six months or so.
>
>Please reach out to her, help her in any way that you can. I
>know it's hard to hug a porcupine - but this girl is one
>step from suicide.
>
>Please.
>
>Anybody?
>
>Anybody?!!
>
>This girl is on the edge - please reach out and help her.
>
>She has a good heart. She may come off like a bitch but
>she's NOT. She's just been hurt so badly she doesn't know
>how to react with other human beings anymore.
>
>PLEASE help her - she is a mother - she has children - she
>has a good heart. God PLEASE HELP her.
>
>Passion runs but let reason hold the reins xo Dani


Ok I will totally agree on being a bitch
Crazy? Show me someone who isn't and
Ill kick there ass. But suicide? Over you people?
HELL NO. DONT EVER DOUBT MY WILLINGNESS
TO STAY LONGER THAN ANY OF YOU.

IM DOING OK TRICKS AND OLD FLAMES STOP IN TIME TO TIME TO GIVE ME HELL. TEST MY WATERS. SEE IF I CAN BE
BROKE. NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

I WILL TELL ALL YOU KNOW NOTHINGS THIS. DONT WORRY ABOUT ME. I ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL TAKE CARE OF ME. DONT TRY TO WRITE SHIT LIKE YOU KNOW ME. SHIT EVERYTIME I LOOK AROUND ME IM ALONE. SO UNLESS U GOT A PASSWORD INTO MY MIND SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHY
WOULD I KILL MYSELF WHEN THERES A FLAK OF DEADBEATS RIGHT HERE. YOU DAM RIGHT IM A GOOD PERSON. IT SUCKS
THO HOW FUCKED UP THE REST OF THE WORLD IS. NO I WOULD

NEVER EVER KILL MYSELF NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER

JUST LIKE MY MOTHER BEFORE ME YOULL HAVE TO KILL ME

ALSO NOTE THAT I DATE LOSERS I KNOW MY BAD.

If I am in pain because of that then its on me. So just let me go through it you selfish assholes. It isn't always a bad thing to break down.

Cause along the way u can build yourself back up.


Don't worry about me Alex, Julian, or whatever your name is. It ain't nothing but a trick thing anyway. I got paid. Oh wait no
That's right u still owe me 400. So wheres my fucking dough.
Don't make me have to come get it.


want closure start with
your legs

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nohassles nohassles rating
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11-Feb-12, 09:51 AM (PST)
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12. "RE: Im in love with a penis"
In response to message #11
 
   Thanks for writing that even though many people here can't handle the truth...

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frenchy69
Member since 12-Oct-09
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11-Feb-12, 02:30 PM (PST)
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13. "RE: Im in love with a penis"
In response to message #12
 
LAST EDITED ON 11-Feb-12 AT 02:39 PM (PST)
 
want closure start with
your legs

The only being man enough to save me is Jesus. So unless you've been nailed to a cross, betrayed by your closest friends, died and then risen don't even try to approach me on saving people. Your just human. Which means your a loser like me. So unlike Jesus I don't like or love u.


Oh and Ross you can relax Jesus taught me about love and sex u know being two different things......so Ya down boy.

Be back from vacation next week guys...

And bitches nice try ...up yours.

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Sir_Cum_Phrence Sir_Cum_Phrence rating
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20-Feb-12, 02:43 PM (PST)
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14. "RE: Im in love with a penis"
In response to message #13
 
   Is it possible for me to have 'cooter envy'?

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