The Romantic PL - Remembers a stripper's birthday and shows up with a box of chocolates. "Let me take you away from all this" (not realizing she's in her element at the club).

The Frugal PL - Will go out of his way to save $5 on parking, only to spend $700 once inside the club. Will try to talk a dancer down on her prices.

The High Roller PL - Goes into a club to get his ego stroked (as opposed to other things). Is not there to buy "extras", but would rather be seen throwing money over a dancer's head.

The Perv PL - Asks a dancer to pee into his champagne glass for a cool C Note. Gets his fetish stroked inside the club, which includes talking dirty to the dancers.

The Boyfriend PL - She told me I was more than "just a customer". I paid for her boob job because it would help her make more money.

The Catfight PL - "By the way, dancer Jade told me you have a black boyfriend who cheats on you ..."

The Regular PL - "How did all these people get in my club?" "I need to write a trip report about tonight..."

The Shill PL - "You won't believe it, but many of you will find that your ATF Skylar Hayes came back tonight"; "The club's prices are quite reasonable, everything considered..."

1. "Have you ever heard of Redbook? Well, FYI...I'm kind of a big deal over there and I can make you famous! You take care of me and I'll take care of you."

2. "What? What's so funny? You thought it'd be bigger?! Oh. Oh, you just fucked up. You're gonna be sorry. Do you know who I am? Outta my way, I'm TonyTouch bitch and I got a trip report to write."

The RPL (Dehl) - Remembers a stripper's birthday and shows up with a box of chocolates. "Let me take you away from all this" (not realizing she's in her element at the club).

The FPL (deHl)- Will go out of his way to save oNe f/stop, only to spend $700 once inside the club. Will try to talk a dancer down on her prices.

The HRPL (dEhl)- Goes into a club to get his ego stroked (as opposed to other things). Is not there to buy "extras", but he will get it anyway), and would rather be seen throwing money over a dancer's head.

The PPL (Mango Icecream)- Asks a dancer to pee into his ice cream cone glass for a cool one dollar bill. Gets his fetish stroked inside the club, while dipping into his lunch sack in search of some goodies, and getting a blow job from the dancers, all at the same time - and space.

The BFPL (dehL)- She told me I was more than "just a customer". I paid for her boob job because it would help her make more money.

The CFPL (Alex Chiu) - "By the way, dancer Jade told me you want to go to my mansion and want to spit on me ..."

The RPL (need candidate) - "How did all these people get in my club?" "I need to write a trip report about tonight..."

The SPL (DeHL) - "You won't believe it, but i'll let you know that my ATF Tiffany will come back and kiss you tonight"; "The club's prices are quite reasonable, everything considered..."

The IEPL (TonyTouch) - One who uses imagined message board clout as a way of influencing in-club behavior. Will often promise online praise to get something of value from a dancer or will attempt to gain leverage by threatening to sully a dancer's reputation.