Try to listen to your own words. Your questions are obnoxious and your posts are boring and immature. Stop treating this forum like it's a Twitter account.

Do you ask the towel guy in the Gold Club mens room how long his dick is?

Do you hang out next to the urinals and compare dick lengths with them?

I'll give you a bit of advice since you've started a half a dozen threads asking about what to say to a stripper. Don't talk about height!!!

At 5'8", I believe she is taller than you. Remember you are only 5'6" (5'7" on your tiptoes).

As I see it there are 2 options here...

1. You act like that simply to weird the girls out in which case you deserve to be shunned at the very least or, perhaps have a couple bouncers take you to the alley and introduce you to a dumpster a couple dozen times.

or

2. You really are this obsessed with strip clubs, dancers, and height. In which case you either need several thousand dollars worth of professional help or a book on "How to commit suicide without hurting others."

Either way, STOP POSTING ALL OF THIS SHIT!

A stripper refusing 10 bucks just to take off her shoes?!? I think your leaving something out. If you offered her 10 bucks for some kind of foot fetish, then I can see how she would refuse. Try $300+ in the VIP room, Champagne room, or whatever that option is called...

Thanks, Eddie/Elvis

Okay, so you've got his clueless/harmless buffoon schtick going here. Personally, I don't buy it. I did for a while. But then that Divas thread: I couldn't buy that the one poster who starts the thread could coincidentally also be the only person in the universe who didn't clue into the very broad and very obvious inuendo following in the thread. EVERYONE got it, and we should think you didn't, until angel "ruined" it?

Well, whatever. But what exactly is your game? Is it performance art, as suggested earlier in this thread? Self amusement? Part of a school project? Or do you have some sadistic streak where you're trying to annoy as many people as possible?

If it really is just a ploy for attention, as seems to be the consensus here, perhaps you could do the decent thing and minimize the number of active threads younhave going. That way, you still get to express yourself, those who enjoy your chatter can read all they want, and those of us who find your wandering, repetitive posts grating can more easily just ignore them. What do you think? Is that reasonable, or do you have another opinion?

Anytime you'd like to post about an actual dancer, with a name, I for one would be very interested in reading what you have to say.

The Mandarin

I told you this before. The first time I saw you, before I even knew you were ML
I thought you were a creepy guy. You exude creepiness. So, I pulled one of my friends over and asked her what she thought of you. She had never talked to you and she thought you were creepy. I paid her to go up and ask your name. Then it all fell in place. A bunch of my other friends know you as well. You've named them here. In any case, It has nothing to do with the height question. It's your whole demeanor. your vibe. I had to prove this to myself so I did your little height game myself. The girl and I had a riot. So it's not the game, its the player. you have a creepy vibe.