Wow, I've never seen CH so dead before. When I went in right after opening, there were only 4 dancers on the board and maybe 6 guys in the theatre. Since they need the PS math to work out, they would skip 2 songs between dancers going on stage. That means, in a 30-35 minute period, you only saw one dancer on stage.

So everything played out just like the previous reviewers have said. I noticed an attractive girl sitting by herself playing with her iPhone. The reviews are right, she is probably one of the most attractive dancers at CH right now. 0% bodyfat. 5'4" with reddish-brown hair and 32c's. Easily could pose for playboy (not penthouse or hustler, definitely playboy).

I sat next to her. She said absolutely nothing. After a few minutes of awkward silence, I broke the ice. She looks up from texting on her iPhone and says, "Hi, do you want a private show." Huh, what. Holy crap that hits you right in the face. But that's what I went in for, so I was like "i guess."

Go to the back, she says, "$100 is for the room, you have to give me extra." Huh, what. How is this girl making any money here? She must get one dance from every dude that sees her. The problem now is the blackmail situation. The $100 is a sunk cost. What if the dance sucks now? So you are forced, as I think a previous reviewer did, to fork more over just as insurance. And besides, you know it's going to be your last dance with her anyways, so oh well.

She is in the wrong club. She should be working for a really upscale but uptight club in Vegas somewhere. I don't know what the point of it even being a PS was. Couldn't get anywhere near the places that are supposedly exposed. It should have been called a shoulder and thigh dance since that's about all the contact there was. That said, as previously pointed out, she is fantastic eye candy.

As expected, she cut me off at 2.5 dances and asked for more money. Isn't the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over again and believing you'll have a different outcome?

Truth be told, there are clubs that specialize in hot lookers with no touch. That's where she should be. It was such a major disappointment to even be in that back room after the experiences that other dancers routinely and eagerly provide.

Only reason to spend money on this one is if you'd like one of those upscale/uptight-style air dance with a hottie type of experiences. Just feels weird that for much, much, much less money, and you can get so much more, more, more action.

Or are those days over and is this the new normal?

The dance I got from her was a lot better than the one that you described, and I would definitely get another from her. But I'd still wait till she was looking to give a dance or got other signals that it was the right time to go play with her.

Straight cash homey.