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millionaireloser click here to view user rating
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"I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real Short"
 
LAST EDITED ON 16-Feb-10 AT 01:29 PM (PST)
 
Yea something sexy about it now. Im starting to get this super fetish. For years it was the tall girls. Now I'm starting to like super short short girls. I am also starting to like it when a girl will look tall in her heels and then she takes off her heels and is towered by the other girls. There is just something about it. I keep thinking about it. I really like to think about girls taking off their heels and being shorter than everybody else. I have seen it before. A girl who is five six took off her heels. Then she was shorter than her friend who was five foot two. Now looking back, I am actually turned on to the girl who turned short. I'm not kidding. I can't stop thinking about real short girls. yes yes yes!

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1. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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   I've decided I like fat girls. Yes yes yes! I really really like fat girls! And I yodel to them. That really gets their attention. I think they respect me when I yodel to them.

Please comment! Tell me I'm funny, or you hate me, or anything! Make fun of me, I don't care! Just don't ignore me! Because if you do, I'll keep starting new threads! Or, I will anyway! I can't help myself! I'll write about anything, so long as it's completely, totally disconnected from reality!

Veni Vidi Vici
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2. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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Accept I'm not making this up out of thin air to get attention. This is exactly what is going on. And if people don't like this, i bet you they will still respond to the thread.

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3. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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   Oh, fer sher. Emperical evidence shows us that our fellow PLs can't resist responding. I've given up appealing to sanity or common courtesy or anything like that. Time for fun. I'm joining you. Because I'm just like you! I'm starved for attention!

I don't like fat girls anymore. That was just a passing thing. Now I REALLY like girls with mustache hair. Wowwie! I buy them drinks just so I can see it on their upper lips. Then I ask them if mustache hair is hereditary in their family. Is this outlandish enough to provoke a response from my fellow PLs? No? Okay, I bring my stamp collection into strip clubs to impress the girls. There's this one girl, she has a little bit of a mustache, she didn't immediately shriek and run away when I showed her this one stamp. (It cost me $10. $10! I'm rich, you know.) I think this dancer might really like me. I think she might be the one. You should try this, too. It doesn't have to be stamps. It could be your penny collection. I think that would work too. Really. I'm excited about this. I think I've really found the answer. You just need to be real. Stamps are real. I'm excited about being real. Except when I'm not real, which is whenever I post here. Am I sounding pathetic enough yet? Can I please get some snide remarks here? Help me? Please? And stay tuned for the next ten threads on this topic. Just TRY to keep up with my craziness. I can bury anyone with crazy.

Veni Vidi Vici
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4. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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No you don't meant that. I meant my thread. I have lived it.

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5. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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   When is this idiot going to be eliminated?

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6. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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A lot of guys like short girls. So I don't know why it's a surprise that i like short girls now. I like short girls that wear heals.

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7. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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   >When is this idiot going to be eliminated?

Unfortunately, I think the answer is "Never" - after a nuclear meltdown, there will be cockroaches and there will be ML prattling on in thread after mind-numbing thread about a bunch of worthless BS - I think I like innies now - no, it's outies - girls with big thumbs - no, today I'm really into webbed hands - and on and on and on

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8. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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   Well, he'd prattle on as long as a few of the cockroaches acted disgusted. If the cockroaches ignored him, he'd give up.

Veni Vidi Vici
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9. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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   LAST EDITED ON 16-Feb-10 AT 07:22 PM (PST)
 
so..who exactly does ML post for? Himself? other putative peer group members?

Either he is breaking in a new comedy act or else the lobotomy went horribly awry.

In any event, it was marginally funny for awhile; now its just pathetic and annoying.

Can you hear the drumbeats, ML? It's Siesta time for you..and NO SOUP!

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10. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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NO. Believe me. Believe me. i was thinking about short girls all day today. It really is my new thing. I love short girls. The shorter the better.

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11. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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Here you go ML.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madge_Bester

She lives in South Africa, I believe.

Go there, convince her to be stripper. Disappear from here.

Please.

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12. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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no i like them 5 foot. Not 2 foot.

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13. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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   seriously dude, have you ever had a psychiatric evaluation? you're probably just autistic, but if you get lucky you might be diagnosed as an idiot savant. good luck.

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14. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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why do u say that

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15. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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   the fact that you have to ask should answer your question.

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21. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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   Nah. He's just effing with us. He starts a thread with something designed to provoke derision, waits for us to reply, and then keeps it going with the occasional "golly, I'm sincere" (how many of those do you see in this thread alone?) - which is in turn designed to evoke further derisive commentary.

Nobody is as seamlessly weird or clueless as ML purports to be. It's all deception. Although that anyone would put so much energy into such deception, and have such a strong desire for attention, over such a long period of time... THAT'S where ML is being the real deal strange.

But we can't stop him, so might as well have some fun with him.

Veni Vidi Vici
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22. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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   I beg to differ. I think our friend fits either or both of these categories like a key in a lock. Note the "restrictive or repetitive behavior" symptom of autism. (from good ol' wikipedia) (ML, that will be $100 please)

Basically, we are conversing with a looney.

Savant syndrome:

Sometimes abbreviated as savantism, is not a recognized medical diagnosis, but researcher Darold Treffert describes it as a rare condition in which persons with developmental disorders (including autism spectrum disorders) have one or more areas of expertise, ability, or brilliance that are in contrast with the individual's overall limitations. Treffert says the condition can be genetic, but can also be acquired.[1]

(According to Treffert, about half of persons with savant syndrome have autistic disorder, while the other half have another developmental disability, mental retardation, brain injury or disease. He says, "... not all autistic persons have savant syndrome and not all persons with savant syndrome have autistic disorder".[1] Other researchers state that autistic traits and savant skills may be linked,[2] or have challenged some earlier conclusions about savant syndrome as "hearsay, uncorroborated by independent scrutiny".[3])

Autism:

is a disorder of neural development characterized by impaired social interaction and communication, and by restricted and repetitive behavior. These signs all begin before a child is three years old.[1] Autism affects information processing in the brain by altering how nerve cells and their synapses connect and organize; how this occurs is not well understood.[2] The two other autism spectrum disorders (ASD) are Asperger syndrome, which lacks delays in cognitive development and language, and PDD-NOS, diagnosed when full criteria for the other two disorders are not met.[3]

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16. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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If you like girls getting shorter, you should try amputees. Now that's a FETISH!

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17. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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In fact, ML wanna brag that your dick can touch the ground? Become a double-amputee. Another advantage would be that you could see eye-to-eye with short strippers.

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18. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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   What's next - I like it when dancers take off their heels and have nice feet?!?

Thanks, Eddie/Elvis

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19. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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no y would i care about that eddie. I was just thinking about short girls, and you know. it is 2:42.

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20. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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   "it is 2:42."

Yeah, had to cut the night short at work due to technical issues. Saw a lot of women well over 5'10, though...

Thanks, Eddie/Elvis

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23. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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how much percent?

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24. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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   >how much percent?

30-35% of women well over 5'10

Thanks, Eddie/Elvis

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25. "RE: I like it when dancers take off their heels and become Real S"
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No way Eddier. Your lying. My friend says your full of shit. 35 percent of women are not 5 foot 10 even at bars. In fact next time I go, I'm going to count.

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