Inventory Source: Crazy Horse Gentlemens Club, San Francisco, CA
Shift: ALLNotice: All reports are based on subjective real-time evaluations of the product, filtered through personal biases in disclosure.
EVALUATION SCENARIO-based on 20+ years of up-close-and-personal research of professional strippers. (SF Bay Area)
Dancers-the PRODUCT (or service bearer)- offer services as short-term contracted Pleasure Units. As such we, the consumers of the product, have a right-even a duty-to present information serving to enlighten the stripper user-base so as to maximize the SC club experience.
Disclaimer: Personal biases are listed here:
-Not very interested in WHITE units.
-Not interested in TALL units (over 5'6")
-Prefer Asians (Thai, Filipina, mixed ethnicities.
-not interested in BJ, FS or GFE. (A BJ wearing a condom is absurd)
-Highly sensitive to the 'upsell' techniques.
Evaluation line-up not a complete listing:
ALINA: Russian; non-aggressive, or passive-aggressive; slightly chunky with moody persona.
Either frigid or raving nympho; testing to occur at first opportunity. No rating at this time.
BABY: Cuban mix; Perfect facial features-beautiful woman, beautiful vibe, a pleasure to sit with.
However, i see no reason for her to take off her clothes.
Rating on LD: 4.5
BRAZIL: Black; huge implants. pretty face and sizzling bod. Maximum pleasure guaranteed; a day shift to remember.
Rating: 10+
BRITNEY: Thai beauty; Extensive testing occurred over past 3 years. Pretty Asian, very Americanized. Needs body toning. A solid value in LD/PS.
Rating: 7
BUNNY: Chinese mix; Young and wild. Very tall; a fun unit with a super frisky and freaky attitude. Grinds well; PS surprisingly generous.
Rating: 8
DESTINY: Black/Arabian; "Halle Berry, Jr." - try it, you will love it. Bootylicious to the max.
Rating: 8.5
EXSTACY: Native american mix. White unit who is the exception proving the rule - (that American white chicks suck).Dirty mouth, if you want. great sense of humor and sexy frame. I love her smell-will get LD just to sniff her pheremones.
Rating: 8
GIANNA: White chick; tall with implants. Stunning at first, then she opens mouth. Needs severe attitude adjustment; beautiful pussy appears in PS-try it once; YMMV.
Rating: 6.5
KARMA: Asian mix; stunning looks; implants; narrow hips prevent perfection. Absolute pleasure guaranteed.
Rating:9.9
JADE: Chinese spinner. GREAT little ass; hottest LD. the perfect Asian sex doll.
Rating:9.5
JESSE: Pinay; up-front tease but delivers HOT grinds. Only stripper who gives me wood in LD. Overdosed on 'cute' pills.
Currently undergoing extensive testing.
Rating: 9.8
JUSTINE: French; pretty Euro-skank. Sexual genius, but seems stale or programmed. Great legs and hooters.
Rating:6.8
LENA: Russian; thin-some say skinny. Wonderful personality; plays well with others.
Rating: 7
MALLORY: petite white chick; highest I.Q. at CH now that Sasha went off to become a lawyer. This chick intrigues me, even though a spoiled white American. go figure; will try an evaluation routine soon.
Interim Rating: 6-8
MARISA: Latina; hooker vibes; had single LD months ago; zero chemistry; definitely YMMV.
Rating:5
MERCEDES: Mexican-Euro mix. Veteran feel-good babe.under evaluation for past 7 years; Superb stage dance. LD and PS unforgettable.
Rating: 9
MYA: ...whatever.
MYSTERY: Latina mix; eponomously-named classic beauty.
Rating:6.8
SHARLETTE: slim and skanky; moves through space at glacial speed; suspect retard or drug-addled condition; cute, with unique sales technique; LD weird
Rating: 5
TIFFANY: Asian/Chinese; hot, bi-polar, skanky hentai babe. A perennial fave; legend at CH; can get you off in a NY second.
Rating: unrated -too inconsistent.
Upcoming Ratings: LOLA, ANGEL, PAMELA, FINESSE.
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Ratings are one man's opinion and not to be taken as objective criteria; as always the Peter Meter reading will be the final arbiter.
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