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"Nightmare @CH"
 
   here is a bizarre dream i had recently that i will share..maybe provide a laugh or two; it involves my three fave ponies.

In this dream I am sitting in a T-loin coffee shop with the divine miss M.
Mercedes is ripping me a new one; yelling at me,
"..you motherfucker-you came in my mouth; you said you wouldn't you asshole!"

All of a sudden we were somehow transported to a dank, undergound dungeon. I noticed that i was chained to a stone wall; my dick flopping out-my erection was GINORMOUS.
MERCEDES had changed into leather (actually looks good on her).. and was threatening with a whip (such a lame bitch).

EXSTACY then came sliding in and proceeded to give me a pimp-ass BJ,
While DESTINY sat in the corner yelling at me: "You old fart, we didn't think you could get it up" (she does this anyway in real life)

Mercedes then starts to text someone-within seconds Hugh Hefner arrives with 7 geriatric blondes (i had been talking to LOLA that evening about her trip to the Playboy mansion and she told me that Hef liked her)
Things started to get weird then-can't remember exactly-you know how dreams are; anyway, a catholic priest came in and started to give the marriage invocation; i looked down and noticed that EX was about 8 months pregnant and holding my hand-we were about to get married when a voice yelled out loudly, "NO". It was Dustin Hoffman that dude from "the Graduate". Just then WWIII started and we were all standing naked in Manhattan as a giant tsunami engulfed Times Square...i somehow got out alive, and hope that EX gets an abortion soon.
[End of nightmare]

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1. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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   It worked - I laughed.

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2. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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   Lot's of twists and turns. Who would have thought Hef, Dustin Hoffman, and a Tsunami would be involved.. lol.

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3. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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Don't worry... it's probably Dustin Hoffman's child.

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4. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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   LOL...did you know that he is 5'5" tall? That's cool-Tom Cruise is only 5'6"...OK so I'm a height snob..

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5. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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   Christalmighty... I'm beginning to miss Loser!

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6. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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old fart, can't take a joke? Keep letting those strippers scam you, since with your looks paying thru the nose for female contact is your only option.

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7. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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   >old fart, can't take a joke? Keep letting those strippers
>scam you, since with your looks paying thru the nose for
>female contact is your only option. :)

Dumbfuck! Can't tell a joke.

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8. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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You take this forum too seriously, its apparently all you have going in your pathetic life.

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9. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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   And, you're here... WHY???

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10. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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Strip clubbing is one of my many hobbies, a very small part of my life. This forum and strip clubs seem to be the sole purpose of your pathetic existence.

You constantly complain about what other people choose to post on here. This is the Internet, what’s the big deal if someone posts a joke about strippers? Are you so old and decrepit you have no tolerance for comedy?

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11. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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   >You take this forum too seriously, its apparently all you
>have going in your pathetic life.

And who takes the forum too seriously? I don't know of any idiot other than you who needs to run a lame contest every year so he can find a way to give a PL $40. Most of us would rather be giving our money to dancers (LOL).

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12. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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LAST EDITED ON 10-Mar-10 AT 11:26 AM (PST)
 
"And who takes the forum too seriously? I don't know of any idiot other than you who needs to run a lame contest every year so he can find a way to give a PL $40. Most of us would rather be giving our money to dancers (LOL)."


The PL of the year award is a joke that must people who's lives aren't consumed with this forum can understand. A joke little fags like you don't get because youre a boring little pussie who has no life outside of this forum.

BTW
Why do you always come to the defense of your decrepit ass-buddy Roland like a spartan coming to the defense of his lover in battle? Aren't you tired of having my big cock verbally put up your soft and inviting ass? Or maybe thats what you want?(LOL)

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13. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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   oh..i get it now; FREDDIEB is gay and ROLAND suffers fom Priapism.
Why not just pay for a motel, get together and work it out the Castro way.

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14. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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LAST EDITED ON 10-Mar-10 AT 12:46 PM (PST)
 
How do you know so much about the "castro way"? I wouldn't mind railing you in the ass to irtsfag's mouth. Roland is too decrepit to join but perhaps I will consider letting him watch me finish you off with a creampie deep in your anal cavity, there is nothing like man-pussy who likes to do "stripper research", dork...

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15. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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   SCAN CONFIRMED-generic asshole at 2 o'clock.

so, to repeat Roland's query; WTF are you doing spamming on this board? did you get your balls shot off in Nam? Yearning for the chance to get your NAMBLA membership reactivated?
Mom now too infirm to give you her usual tasty wake-up BJs?

tsk tsk

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16. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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LAST EDITED ON 10-Mar-10 AT 01:10 PM (PST)
 
>SCAN CONFIRMED-generic asshole at 2 o'clock.
>
>so, to repeat Roland's query; WTF are you doing spamming on
>this board? did you get your balls shot off in Nam? Yearning
>for the chance to get your NAMBLA membership reactivated?
>Mom now too infirm to give you her usual tasty wake-up BJs?
>
>tsk tsk


Why dont you start another thread about one of your "bizarre dreams"...lol


Did you say "scan confirmed"?
Fucking dork.

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17. "RE: Nightmare @CH"
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Get some help... seriously
Derf

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