Good observation, SMB...you da man.My theory:
According to Einstein, as SPEED accelerates to the limiting condition, MASS goes to infinity, and the TIME vector goes to ZERO. (oh no, Mister Bill)
Therefore, when in a PS with JESSI (clinically tested under the auspices of the Orgasmic Peter Principle), the acceleration of LUST due to the 'Law of Pinays' should result in an erection of gigantic proportions...death could result, or the universe could implode into an anal Black Hole.
So, be careful out there with your SC habits.