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manhattan2 manhattan2 rating
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"How to date a stripper theory"
 
   LAST EDITED ON 25-Aug-10 AT 02:22 AM (PST)
 
I remember long ago millionaireloser bought an online book teaching people how to date strippers. Now come to think of it that book is wrong. That book teaches you to pretend to be an insider. Tell the stripper you used to be a bouncer, you know all the managers, you speak to all the DJ. Then you get to date them strippers.

Well, I have to admit I did see one regular taking out 2 hot Asian strippers. I think they strip at CH. Not sure.

I don't know. The 7 strippers I took out, I didn't use that method at all. I just tell them I'm rich and they should come to my house. They did. Well, one of them made out with me. That one I did not say Im rich to her.

Man if you don't try to take out strippers, then the romance is over. Then the club ain't fun no more. So you have to try, that is if you truly are addicted and cannot pull yourself out.

But you must know that time is tough, and strippers are desperate. They need to raise a child, pay rent, etc. So if you are not super handsome, then you better appear to be very wealthy. I don't think the insider trick works very well nowadays.

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taylor2 taylor2 rating
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1. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   Multiple personalities? I firmly believe that Mr. Manhattan and Mr. Loser are one and the same, which means on some of these threads, he is holding conversations with himself. Wouldn't it just be easier to look in the mirror? Of course, I could be wrong, which is more frightening...

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manhattan2 manhattan2 rating
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2. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   How about plain and simple they are just 2 persons?

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7. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   Like I said, even more frightening.

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3. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   Unfortunately, you are wrong. Manhattan and ML are actually two different people!

I know, I know, it is virtually unbelievable that there is even one person in this universe who is so incredibly socially inept, and so totally clueless about life, strippers and women in general, but alas, it is true. The Manhattan guy was banned from these boards using a different handle, ML has been allowed to stay for some reason that eludes any reasonable poster on this friggin' forum.

You can figure this out if you go back to archived threads, but it's probably not worth wasting your time.

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4. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   The return of useful idiot?

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8. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   No, Manhattan is the infamous Alex Chiu, one of only three documented, self-proclaimed immortals!


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Eddie_aka_Elvis
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6350 posts		 25-Aug-10, 01:09 PM (PST)
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5. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   "I remember long ago millionaireloser bought an online book teaching people how to date strippers."

You mean YOU bought an online book teaching people how to date strippers lol

Thanks, Eddie/Elvis

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21 posts		 26-Aug-10, 02:22 PM (PST)
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12. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   I'd give anything for a Commodore Toppov (sp?) strip club report right about now...
Turned me on to both Ivy and Nikita at the Gold Club in SF!
One's TALL (in heels....) with luscious D cups and the other's short and petite with perky A cups. Variety boys, variety!

Ok I'll throw out a bone - Shyla at Showgirls! Brunette, not tall/not short, C cups if I remember right, pretty face and she can carry actually on an intelligent conversation. And no I highly doubt she'll fuck any of us. Nope, not even if you're rich.


Anything but this nonsensical fact-less babble coming from this one, or two, english professors. If you want to rant & rave go to craig's list.

I would make a joke about "pulling out" and "36 years" but I see my other post got "pulled".

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13. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   How to date a stripper theory:

1) Get the original copy of this theory. Do a spectrographic analysis of its ink and paper composition. Take to one of the geekier crime lab types (take your pick of Crossing Jordan, NCIS or CSI). Have them do an age analysis of the substrate. You'll have the approximate date of the theory.

2) Same thing but go to one of the computer genius crippled guys in fishing vests you find in those spy movies. They'll probably be able to do some forensic analysis of the digital medium (email, word doc, jpg). And you can obtain the date of the stripper theory if it's in electronic form.

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14. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   There is some truth to the insider theory. I'm not techinically an insider but I often get treated as one. I work as an investigator specializing in criminal defense work. Although I never bring it up unless asked, the girls and even the bouncers are absolutely fascinated by this line of work. As you might guess a number of people working at the clubs have some minor criminal records or know someone who does and have lots of questions about the cases I have worked on. It is a bit strange as I'm not really an insider but you get treated as one. I have had girls give me their real names, their phone number, even where some of them work in their "other " life. I have been asked out ( they even offered to buy). I have been asked by girls to give them a ride home or walk them to ther car after their shift. I was once even offered a job as a bouncer.

Last week I went to Deja Vu club in Rancho Cordova and one girl insisted one getting my phone number which I gave her and she called two days ago asking when I was coming back so we can get together.

Now maybe this Is a actually normal for most customers but I suspect not, so there seems to be some truth in the theory.

I am actually surprised people are as interested as they are as it's just a job like anyone else's

As a side note, I still have never dated a stripper (at least none that I knew was a stripper at the time) just the opportunity to do so.



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15. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   I got the same treatment as well, albeit to a lesser degree. Of course you're gonna get your butt kissed. You have a skill they find useful and are hoping to generate a connection.

In my case it was during the dotcom boom. A lot of the dancers thought that if you're in IT in any capacity, you're just the guy to help them put up a website for whatever reason. Thing is I'm not a web developer so you can imagine how quickly that special treatment ended.

You've not trading on an insider status. Still, I suppose your strategy is a valid one. Present yourself as someone with a skill these dancers will need. Preferably a skill you actually possess (plastic surgery is a guaranteed hit but at some point you'll have to do the free consultation thing).

In any case, there is still one issue with this strategy. Can you deal with giving away or trading your professional expertise to a stripper? From a business ethics, publicity or potential loss of income standpoint?

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PinkPanther22 PinkPanther22 rating
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17. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   >I got the same treatment as well, albeit to a lesser degree.
>Of course you're gonna get your butt kissed. You have a
>skill they find useful and are hoping to generate a
>connection.
>
>In my case it was during the dotcom boom. A lot of the
>dancers thought that if you're in IT in any capacity, you're
>just the guy to help them put up a website for whatever
>reason. Thing is I'm not a web developer so you can imagine
>how quickly that special treatment ended.
>
>You've not trading on an insider status. Still, I suppose
>your strategy is a valid one. Present yourself as someone
>with a skill these dancers will need. Preferably a skill you
>actually possess (plastic surgery is a guaranteed hit but at
>some point you'll have to do the free consultation thing).
>

It could be fun to claim to be a gynecologist and to offer to do a free exam any time, any place.

Photography is always a good skill to claim to have. I find it more amusing to blow my cover in such things. I was asking one particularly statuesque horsie if she modeled, she asked me if I were a photographer. I started telling her about just how bad my photographic skills were. She looked very pretty laughing.

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18. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   >Photography is always a good skill to claim to have. I find
>it more amusing to blow my cover in such things. I was
>asking one particularly statuesque horsie if she modeled,
>she asked me if I were a photographer.

Ah, now I see how guys who are "photographers" have the uncanny ability to initiate intimate relationships with dancers

Thanks, Eddie/Elvis

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manhattan2 manhattan2 rating
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16. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   Wo! That's good. Why didn't you date them?

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19. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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   I dated one once for a few months but I didn't know she was working for a dancing company. She was still living at home going to college and her parents suspected something so they followed her one night and caught her working. I asked her why she didn't tell me and she said she was afraid I wouldn't have anything to do with her. She eventually moved away although we still keep in touch.

As for dating girls who work as dancers, they are definitely hot but I suspect there might be a bit more drama involved than most dating in general. And if I'm really into her I might not want her dancing anymore. And that's not really fair to her.

But you never know.

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20. "RE: How to date a stripper theory"
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I have no doubt there are 1000 strippers who would like me to provide for them and their kids who were fathered by big fat disease filled cocks. I am not interested in dating them, never have been.

I screwed my brains out. what's your excuse?

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