LAST EDITED ON 26-Aug-10 AT 04:14 PM (PST)
Another one of my friends just got banned for absolutely no reason. I think the club managers are just so rediculous. I mean I am a businessman myself. In business, you have to remember one thing: Turn big trouble into small trouble. And turn small trouble into nothing. I mean lots of small trouble can be resolved. If you deal with a small trouble unfairly, it could turn ugly and grow into big trouble. So if a certain customer has issue with a certain dancer, just tell the customer "Look. Never speak to this dancer again, or else one day we might ask you to leave. Or call the club before you visit us. If this girl does not work tonight, you may enter. If she works tonight, I suggest you to visit another club." This way, the club keeps both the customer and the dancer. The last thing I would do is ban somebody, especially a regular.
Because let's say a regular spends $700 a month at a club, like me. Now that's $8400 a year. Since Im a regular, I might visit this same club for the next 20 years. So in 20 years I will spend $168000. You are losing it all because of some dumb ass complain made by a 20 year old dumb blonde. Besides, a strip club needs people to sit around just to make the strippers feel good. The last thing you want is to make the entire club empty like a morgue. Even if you have some regulars who come in a lot but hardly buy lap dances, hey at least they are clapping their hands when the dancers finished dancing. At least they tip a few dollars and that paid for the gasoline fee for the dancers. And once awhile they will buy a lap dance here and there. If you think that those customers are dispensable and simply don't respect them, then go ahead and ban them all and see what's going to happen. What's going to happen is your club will be empty like a morgue. Girls feel bad dancing in an empty club. And soon they will leave and look for a job somewhere else.
Man, if I am the owner, I won't hire anyone to be manager who can't think nor anyone who can't calculate.
And if I am the manager, I would work something out with the dancer. I would go up to the dancer and say, "Listen, from now on if this customer gives you any trouble, I will force this customer to pay you $150 for VIP room. If he does not pay, I will kick him out." I swear the God if that day the manager demanded me to buy a VIP room and resolve the issue, I would have done it. The girl earns the money, and I get to re-enter the club. Win win situation for all.
See maybe that's the reason Im a millionaire and the managers are not. If they think like that, they would be owning and running their own clubs.
If you are a club owner and you are reading this, considering hiring me to be your top manager. Serious proposal. I have visited all your clubs and I know who runs the clubs well and who you should fire. I earned millions for myself, and I can earn millions for you, or at least keep your business healthy during the bad economy. I know exactly which managers should be fired due to stubborn policies and which managers to trust.
Hiring a club manager is very different from hiring a manager for a restaurant or manager to manage apartments. Because a strip club manager needs to know how to do business. You have to charge lap dance fees and VIP room fees reasonably. Too high, you drive away customers. Too low, you lose money. And you have to know how to keep girls and customers happy at the same time. You have to be smooth. You need to deal with people without friction. You cannot just ban this customer and fire that girl when you are not happy. If you do that your club will be in a wrack in no time. It's very easy to turn some top club into a wrack within 3 months. So managers or bouncers that only know how to ban people or fire girls should be fired immediately and hire some managers who are more smooth. Any manager who doesn't know how to do business and only know how to carry out duty like a soldier should not be running the club.