Overheard at the local Cop Shop:Detective Muldoon:
"Inspector Gonzalez, I've just seen in the My Redbook TAMP/AAMP Forum that the mongers have noticed that we've been hitting these places hard. They have figured out that open discussions in their forum about these AMPS can help us to find and shut them down."
Inspector Gonzalez:
"Damn it all to hell, anyway!
We've spent years working RB for info, and now the well's drying up.
But still, I have to admit that's excellent sleuthing, Detective Muldoon. I guess we now have to go to Plan B and search the RB reviews under South Bay and Massage, and we will soon find what we are seeking.
Oh, and by the way, when searching, be sure to add the words SPA or Care or Relaxation to narrow down our search.
Then, when we get a good list together, we'll have to go out in the field and see whether CoCo, Jenny, Kim, and Lily will work our Johnsons in exchange for money, like they did with all those RB Johns, or whether we'll run into a bad case of YMMV."
Detective Muldoon:
"Right, Boss, We'll just have to go out and TOFFT. Are we allowed to have multiple shots?"
Inspector Gonzalez:
"'Fraid not, Muldoon. This year's investigative budget is as tight as an 18 year old virgin spinner, so just book for the half hour, and don't ask for more than a CHJ -- we can't afford the big tips."
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Trog, you are an incredibly valuable contributor to this forum, but with all due respect I don't think that LE learns anything from the open forums that it can't learn in even greater detail from searching the reviews.