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Fillmorekid click here to view user rating
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"Utimate bullshit post..."
 
   LAST EDITED ON 19-Feb-10 AT 01:34 AM (PST)
 
Hi,

I just wanted to let you all know I have been lurking here for awhile, and I finally decided to post.

I am in my late 20, really hot looking, in Olympic shape, and the girls all love me. I am a martial arts bad ass who kicks the shit out of papasans who try to wrok me, and the girls all want to fuck me for free.

I am better at buying whores than the rest of you, in fact, I am the greatest buyer of whores that ever lived. I am filthy rich, and great, I am the greatest man ever. There is much you all could learn from me, and I will try my best to share it with you until you all piss me off.

Let me add, my shit doesn't stink, girls would rather go with me because I am young ang hot looking rather than you old guys even if you have more money, because I know how to fuck them good and make them orgasm, oh and I have a 12 inch dick...I'm just better than all of you.


Ok that should do it, and hopefully some of the recent trolls here will realize we don't need them, as I am here.

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1. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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   Yes, I totally agree
http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID19/42396.html#7

And I also think (as other real Rb-bro's) see LE as one of the biggest contributing trolls in this forum and they also have the worst timing. OMG, its just fucking unbeleivable and morbidly obvious. Geez, can some of these clowns just show us the badge online?
And no, I dont belong in the shoreline group either, detective.
LMAO!

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2. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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   The funny thing is, the pigs already know where the whore houses are. They just wait until they get enough complaints before they ignore the bribes and get off their lazy over paid asses and do something about it.

If the average pig had any brains (and they really don't) they'd realize that my buying a BJ from a whore really has little or no effect on society as a whole. Drugs will still be sold, Wall street corruption will fuck us all, and Gavin will still cheat on his wife while expressing moral outrage about my buying this blow job. No, the average pig will only care when his over time is effected. These ass clowns are raping the cities and fucking the taxpayers, that is the real crime.

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3. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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Their not called Pigs for nothing...Whose the bozo that named them Peace Officers anyway?

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18. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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   ...my buying a BJ from a whore really has little or no effect on society as a whole.

Well it just keeps me from really blowing up at society. It really is theraputic and should be prescribed more often. Now Teegers going to implode.

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4. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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   Would your name by chance be Kevin "Max" Payne?

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Fillmorekid click here to view user rating
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5. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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   >Would your name by chance be Kevin "Max" Payne?

Hell fuckin' no, and who is that guy anyway? fill me in, apparently I am missing something.

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DarrelleRevis
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6. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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   He was the guy that armtwists storefront amp papasans twice his age.

The modern day Rambo straight back from Iraq who looks like Fabio.

btw, nice original post. you put a smile on my face.

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7. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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   Spring parlor massage post is must reading I just read it again and can't stop laughing especially at our hero beating up 60 year old guy we all get burned at one time or another for not doing research of a place but man max paynes brother is tough

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8. "F....kid is in the house"
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Damn F..Kid, that was good. It almost got me in attention.

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9. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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That is hilarious!!! Great post!!!

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10. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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   And your personal aircraft...did you forget to mention your new Cessna CJ4?

"Tell your sister to come down
quick..."

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Fillmorekid click here to view user rating
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11. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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   Well actually I own several aircraft, as I am also the richest guy on the board...and a fleet of cars as well...

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13. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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I remember bumping into you at the last Davo:World Economic Forum, along w/ Buffet, Gates, Ellison & Murdock. No mentioning of the board, we stuck to business & exchanged ideas about the new discovery that will change the whole energy industry.

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12. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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   >And your personal aircraft...did you forget to mention your
>new Cessna CJ4?
>

Every time you fly commercial you save $2,000 bucks.

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14. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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LAST EDITED ON 19-Feb-10 AT 01:39 PM (PST)
 
You need help Son asap. Due to excessive masturbation, your 12-inch dick has shifted back into your abdominal cavity. It has blocked your intestine, causing toxic material (SHIT) into your blood stream and causing sever hallucination, irrational behavior and gibberish posting. The only remedy is an immediate sex-change operation to restore you to your natural state, an Olympian Whore. Do IT Boy! Oops, I meant WHORE!
Are you pissed off now? GOOD!!!

Professor Maxxx


Life is Simple; Ask Me How!

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16. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
In response to message #14
 
>You need help Son asap. Due to excessive masturbation, your
>12-inch dick has shifted back into your abdominal cavity. It
>has blocked your intestine, causing toxic material (SHIT)
>into your blood stream and causing sever hallucination,
>irrational behavior and gibberish posting. The only remedy
>is an immediate sex-change operation to restore you to your
>natural state, an Olympian Whore. Do IT Boy! Oops, I meant
>WHORE!
>Are you pissed off now? GOOD!!!
>
>Professor Maxxx
>
>
> Life is Simple; Ask Me How!

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19. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
In response to message #14
 
   >You need help Son asap. Due to excessive masturbation, your
>12-inch dick has shifted back into your abdominal cavity. It
>has blocked your intestine, causing toxic material (SHIT)
>into your blood stream and causing sever hallucination,
>irrational behavior and gibberish posting. The only remedy
>is an immediate sex-change operation to restore you to your
>natural state, an Olympian Whore. Do IT Boy! Oops, I meant
>WHORE!
>Are you pissed off now? GOOD!!!
>
>Professor Maxxx
>
>
> Life is Simple; Ask Me How!


No no of course I am not pissed at you, how could I be as I am so superior to you and the others here? Or perhaps you missed the true spirit of my post...now be gone you inferior type as you block my view of the finer whores who I shall make cum repeatedly with my magic wand of love...oh and I rarely drink beer, but when I do, it is always Dos Equis...

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20. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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"Stay horny my friends "

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15. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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Here's some funny newbie threads:

http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID19/42321.html

gaziffle
Newbie AAMP Question


http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID19/42313.html

lumpynoodles
Need Advice ???


http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID19/42312.html

asianFART_007
i got beat up for not tipping enough

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17. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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>Here's some funny newbie threads:
>
>
>
>http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID19/42321.html
>
>
gaziffle
>Newbie AAMP Question
>
>
>
>http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID19/42313.html
>
>
lumpynoodles
>Need Advice ???
>
>
>
>http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID19/42312.html
>
>
asianFART_007
>i got beat up for not tipping enough
>
>

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21. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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   I need help with the Math.

You handle shows that you have over 1500 Posts, but your posting says that you 'finally decided to post'.

What am I missing here?

Please help me with the Math.

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22. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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I'm telling you don't fuck with those zipperheads, becuse you might fuck up papasan, but Bruce lee is in the back eating take out from yuet lee, and trust me you don't want none of that. He will do the one inch punch on you and it will be over.....

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23. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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I believe the whole post was intentional confusion, and although I am easily confused often......I got it!

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24. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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LAST EDITED ON 20-Feb-10 AT 10:13 AM (PST)
 
For a second there I thought this might be CQ or Astroglide posting....btw, where is AG?

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25. "RE: Utimate bullshit post..."
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>Let me add, my shit doesn't stink ....
>


I keep telling the girls this when I book but they just dont believe me.

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