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280 posts, 8 feedbacks, 15 points		 02-Jul-10, 06:53 PM (PST)
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"Saving our landfills, one condom at a time"
 
   I'm always in search of a good cheap massage so I decided to check out a new TAMP (Try Another Milf Pit) in the Pleasant Hill/Walnut Creek area. I won't mention the location, and after you East Bay-ers read this, you probably won't care to find out either.

It's become common practice to BYOC to a TAMP, as the RA's won't supply a condom. So with jimmy in pocket I took the walk of shame and headed inside.

Papasan came out, took my money and pointed me to the room. I was the first customer of the day, and maybe the only one.

I got undressed and a minute later a middle-aged, plump RA came in. One look at her and I decided this would be a massage-only session. The massage was surprisingly excellent but I had to keep my eyes closed, even face down because I didn't want to accidentally catch a glimpse of her.

After a hot towel washdown she asked me to flip. I had a quick few words with Mr. Johnson, begging him to remain at ease. After massaging my legs she grabbed MJ by the neck and started rubbing. OH NOOOO. By this time my eyes were wide open, and with her free hand she pulled down her pants and opened her blouse.

I knew I had to pop before she entertained any ideas of climbing on top of me. Luckily her death grip provided a fairly quick release and I was spared the agony of having to fuck her.

I couldn't get out of there fast enough, particularly when she decided a goodbye kiss was in order. I slithered out, condom still intact in my pocket. I'm cured of TAMPing for a long time now. I might hang that unused condom on the wall as a reminder.

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5354 posts, 70 feedbacks, 137 points		 02-Jul-10, 07:27 PM (PST)
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1. "RE: Saving our landfills, one condom at a time"
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   I guess throwing my back out and fracturing an ankle wasn't so bad.



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Ali_babaloo
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70 posts, Rate Ali_babaloo		 02-Jul-10, 08:54 PM (PST)
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2. "RE: Saving our landfills, one condom at a time"
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   Probably you will save some bucks, which will come handy in case you need therapy for PTSD.

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3. "RE: Saving our landfills, one condom at a time"
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   > I was spared the agony of having to fuck her.

Unfortunately, this never happens to me as I end up fucking them no matter what.

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5. "RE: Saving our landfills, one condom at a time"
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   This is why I don't mess w/ TAMPs - I ALMOST went into one tonight, since I'm visiting Vegas for a few days.

It sucks that RAs hre are $$$ and few and far in between which made me almost go into a TAMP... almost.

Would love recs from bros if available - here till the 4th =)

Oh, to get back in contact, I actually laughed when I read it - at least you didn't have to tip her right?

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Astroglide
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7154 posts		 02-Jul-10, 10:54 PM (PST)
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4. "Help is available locally"
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   Here's a local company which may help you:

http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/User_files2/o3my0zw7bzdyr5dz.jpg

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sxykauk sxykauk rating
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9. "RE: Help is available locally"
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   Now that's funny.

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Green123
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6. "RE: Saving our landfills, one condom at a time"
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I can think of at least three reasons people may care to find out the location where you had this experience.

1. To help them avoid the location and a repeat of your experience.

2. For the massage. It sounds like you did get a good cheap massage. "Surprisingly Excellent"

3. For some your experience may be just what the doctor ordered. Pickins can be pretty slim in the Walnut Creek/Pleasant Hill area.

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TheStig
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7. "RE: Saving our landfills, one condom at a time"
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Has anyone tried any of those "massage envy" storefronts that are prominent in almost every other strip mall in the bay area?
Is their legit massages any good?
Or is it better to stick to a mom and pop store for a nice CMT.

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8. "RE: Saving our landfills, one condom at a time"
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   It's probably been over a year since I went to a TAMP. You end up spending about as much as you would for an AAMP only you often don't know who you're going to end up with (like your story). 90% of the time you're getting a lame massage -- not having fun. Usually they act like they're doing you a favor to give you a few licks and then don't even try to finish the job but they still want that $100 tip. Plus there's more risk of getting busted if someone else in one of the other 6 rooms is LE.

So you're right -- forget those TAMPs.

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