Today, I thought I was in heaven - after a short introduction she placed her hands therein and only moved them away to get more lotion.

I was so content that I tipped her twice as much; imagine my surprise when she says, 'this half, four time'.

Needless to say I was a little embarrassed, a little short and missing RA's who immediately remove their hands to throw one a towel while still having un-voluntary movements lol

Did she really earn four time the value or could I have made an argument for diminishing returns ;-)

Twice as much as what? Don't like it when people speak in code. What did you get? Straight massage? Extras? HJ? FS? What was the base rate? What did you think the acceptable tip was for what you got? What did you end up giving her?

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Rompe Palle

"Today, I thought I was in heaven - after a short introduction she placed her hands therein and only moved them away to get more lotion. I was so content that I tipped her twice as much"

I got much better service than I usually get for a rub and tug. It was almost ALL tug and no rub. Wow. I've never had such amazing service so I tipped her twice what I normally tip at a run of the mill TAMP.

"imagine my surprise when she says, 'this half, four time'."

Here's the tricky part. With Gary's help, I think the translation might be "The tip you gave me is half of what I was expecting ("this half"). What you gave me only covers our time together, it doesn't cover the services rendered you cheap f*ck" ("four time" / "for time").

"Needless to say I was a little embarrassed, a little short and missing RA's who immediately remove their hands to throw one a towel while still having un-voluntary movements lol"

Boy did I feel like an idiot. I didn't have anywhere near enough money. I even found myself wishing I had gone to a standard TAMP even though the service is much worse than what I had today. For instance, at the average TAMPS, they say you're finished practically while you're still cumming. But shit, you can get away with tipping them only ($30?)

"Did she really earn four time the value"

Was she really worth 4 times my normal tip ($120 instead of $30? $160 instead of $40? etc)

" or could I have made an argument for diminishing returns"

Diminishing returns? Sorry, I'm at a loss.

I don't get the subject line either. Unless it means "Don't be jealous that I got away with tipping a $!20/hr FBSM chick only $60?"

Yeah, like I said, I have no life.

Like others here, I'm really confused what "this half, four time" means.

>Needless to say I was a little embarrassed, a little short
>and missing RA's who immediately remove their hands to throw
>one a towel while still having un-voluntary movements lol

Again, what are you talking about, especially this "a little embarrassed" part?

>Did she really earn four time the value or could I have made
>an argument for diminishing returns

So you tipped her four times the usual amount?

Come on guys, start making sense here.