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XyMusic XyMusic rating
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17-Jul-10, 02:22 AM (PST)
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"Terse reviews?"
 
LAST EDITED ON 17-Jul-10 AT 02:23 AM (PST)
 
No offense to anyone, but after skimming through about 40 AAMP reviews just now, some of which had only 20 or less words in them, I was starting to get really bored--starting to wonder when someone would post something interesting.

I mean, come on guys. Doesn't that experience make you want to make others who read your reviews feel like they were in your shoes?

From the 1st time the PO answers the call, to your few minutes wait. To the door creeping open. The smell of her fragrance. The height or picture comparison to her ad? Her outfit? The hand holding "Please let me serve you master" feeling. Or maybe it was the dominating, Mortal Kumbat "Get over here" savoir faire personna?

The help with undressing your attire. The shower experience, to the cleanup. To the role playing or sensual experience on the bed, followed by the 1-2 buckle my shoe punch. Her curvacious figure or her bony rib-cage. Her cute tied up hair or her over indulged implants. These are the moments to be remembered. She got me at "Nihao".

Let us savor the battle. Win or lose, it's how we write up the game my friends.

Whether it's a lesson learned not to TOFTT. Or a To-Die for Experience you are itching to repeat. Sharing is caring.

I know sometimes we can be nervous and describe too much details that it can catch unwanted readers. But I hate to say this, we are adults. We should know better.

Better to write something meaningful and build up our laboring economy. Lend me your writing creativity, so that we all can informatively decide if she's a go or no-go.


Life is a box of expensive chocolates!

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eros2354 eros2354 rating
Member since 22-Mar-05
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17-Jul-10, 09:02 AM (PST)
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1. "RE: Terse reviews?"
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Details, grammar .... You asking a lot. Most of us here are still figuring out bone head english. I don't disagree with you but .....

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bone69 bone69 rating
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17-Jul-10, 10:44 AM (PST)
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2. "RE: Terse reviews?"
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   Some guys write too little or too much. Some guys think they are writing a romance novel. I get really bored with reading how they are in ecstasy when she greeted them at the door. Half a page, only 3 more till the good parts. Then there are the ones that write in code. "She was RBGFE". And ... WTF ... what exactly does that mean? I want details. What did she look like? Did she resemble her pics? Any issues with the PO? What was her service like? What was on the menu? Would you see her again? Do you recommend her? Etc

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Frank_mm Frank_mm rating
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17-Jul-10, 11:22 AM (PST)
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3. "RE: Terse reviews?"
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   I agree with bone69. A review should say if the RA resembles her pics, what was the service like, what's on the menu, and would you see her again or recommend. Anything less is almost useless. And a review that goes on forever, well, I can't bother reading it all.

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dong dong rating
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17-Jul-10, 12:04 PM (PST)
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4. "RE: Terse reviews?"
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LAST EDITED ON 17-Jul-10 AT 12:07 PM (PST)
 
When I review I aint writing Penthouse Letters... I think there are some "points" that should be presented.. iee. are the pics accurate.. Did she exhibit a pleasant personality, would I see her again... and maybe something general about a session... I am not writing so that others can read and masterbate to it...

I think I prefer YMMV providers.. so because I "got something" does not mean you will, so I'd prefer to leave most details to the imagination.. ... and let your experience be unique...

dong

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metridium metridium rating
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17-Jul-10, 12:13 PM (PST)
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5. "RE: Terse reviews?"
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   LAST EDITED ON 17-Jul-10 AT 12:13 PM (PST)
 
I've evolved to a five part review template I more or less follow for every new girl I see. It's basically all the pertinent info I'd want to see from someone else with a few personal touches thrown in.

Set-up - The experience of dealing with the PO up to the point of getting to the door.

Greetings - How I'm greeted, initial take on looks and attitude.

Shower - Not necessary as it's own category, but I do enjoy coed showers. Coed shower even offered? Further assessment of attitude and comfort level. Mention of any teaser activities leading up to....

Main event - All bedroom activites leading up to the pop. Sequence of events, comfort level, assessment of skills, position acronyms.

Post game - Everything after the pop until I walk out the door. Clean-up? Refreshments offered? Conversation? Massage?

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meiji meiji rating
Member since 5-Dec-07
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17-Jul-10, 07:24 PM (PST)
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7. "RE: Terse reviews?"
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Mark the crappy reviews as 'not helpful'. It's that simple.

To add to metridium's review template, I'd add 'Setting' as a required section, or put it under 'Greeting'. Was it your hotel room? her incall? Is her place discreet? How's the parking? is her place easy to get to from mass transit? does she have pets? is the place clean/quiet?

We certainly don't need this information for every provider every time, but getting good but non-identifying information for a new girl or a new incall is very useful. Plus, providers that see their scores marked down for having roommates that listen to the TV too loud or a lack of clean towels might lead to a better experience.

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metridium metridium rating
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17-Jul-10, 07:39 PM (PST)
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8. "RE: Terse reviews?"
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   Good call re: setting. The atmosphere of the bedroom... Music, mirror placement, etc.

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jsthavnfun jsthavnfun rating
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17-Jul-10, 08:18 PM (PST)
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9. "RE: Terse reviews?"
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Keep in mind some(one) of the reviewers isn't capable of putting 20 words together, it would give hin away and expose another of his handles.
And then it maybe hard to make up a review when 'one' hasn't actually seen the woman.

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golfscotland golfscotland rating
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17-Jul-10, 08:44 PM (PST)
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10. "RE: Terse reviews?"
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   OK, OK....next time I'll leave in the way she became Herculean in her effort to kick me out because I was soooooooo wonderfully bad during the session.

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XyMusic XyMusic rating
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17-Jul-10, 10:19 PM (PST)
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11. "RE: Terse reviews?"
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I like the template idea. And I also agree with Meiji--"non-identifying info" that's meaningful for the reader.

I'd like to add a few more things to the template.

Set-up
Greetings
Shower
Main event
Post game

- PO and Provider time management. As we hate having to rush in and out of the place, or wait 15minutes outside because the previous person started late.
- Greetings should include if she helps you with your shoes, undressing or other little noticeable attention, that makes your ego feel more like a king.
- Clickability (as you know, I'm a big fan of this, and it elaborates in more detail to how YMMV)
- Main event is a bit broad. Maybe we can break it into subtopics.
- script vs non-script
- passion vs mechanical
- MSOG vs single shot
- GFE vs RBGFE
- BBBJ vs CBJ
- implants vs natural
- fresh and rejuvenated vs lackluster attitude.
- some age description. A 28yr old can still be a MILF.
- needs a tummy tuck vs having a nice flat tummy.
- tattoos or piercings?
- etc...
- Recommendation rating (1-10). This is better than saying, I will repeat or not. And explain why.
- Any specific unique tricks or traits she may have. (Youme used to do this paper in the condom thing) that help to prevent the condom from sliding too much.

Life is a box of expensive chocolates!

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