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Yes, Studley. You are correct providing she has her own attorney representing/assisting her with that agreement.

Not sure who the lawyers (real ones) are here...but I would not count on a prenupt holding up. It can be contested, and that costs money. Just look at the big celebrity cases...You can have an agreement, but if she wants something, and it will cost you to fight her, you may well end up giving in...on advice of counsel...has happened to a lot of people. Just be careful, and if you are really that worried about it, think 3 times about the marriage. "...never risk more than you can afford to lose..."

Also an iron-clad prenup would give her more incentive to call
her triad pals to have you bumped off.

Dude zambi, you seem to know a lot about marriage law, my man.

Please enlighten me. Why does it have to be signed 6 months to a year BEFORE the marriage takes place? What if one wanted to elope (and have the pre-nup signed right before) in Vegas at one of those Elvis chapels of lust?

I mean, come on, some of us don't just go to the girlfriends and say "yo baby yo, i might be marrying ya, might not, but i need this reviewed by your attorney and signed by you...uhhh at least 6 months or more if we ever elope".

Guaranteed no more sex from that point on. And the sex you do get, man, it's gonna suck...and not in a good way.

What up wit dat?

" I've never had a 'bad' orgasm "

Face1st
Ass2nd
Titties3rd

One of the greatest LA AMP providers of all time is currently working in a large southwestern city well known for it's very friendly attitude towards working girls. When some comments got posted on a local board there, guess who got to hear about them? (She wondered about the review that put her at 25yo-she's DDG still, thanks to the work of Korean plastic surgeons, but early 50s is more like it)

As for the OP..well not going to comment except I think there's a good chance it's a troll. And if it isn't, he's an idiot anyway.

This board is for MEN. MONGER MEN. Who gives a fucking rat's ass if the women are reading this. They are doing the selling, we are doing the buying. This ain't that place where we should have to self-castrate our balls just for fear of her being angry or further to impress a girl by not ruffling her feathers. She shouldn't be here snooping on us anyways. This is a male forum discussing the nailing of chics. We shouldn't have to fear what we write because they are spying on us by reading what's written.

Shit, let me remind all of you. These chics are doing us for MONEY. They are not ones to judge.

Spousal support is normally for half the term of the marriage under 10 years, and then it is negotiable. So you'll most likely be married to her for two years tops, until it's time for her to call the cops and claim you were beating her up. (when in fact you were merely confronting her with proof that she forged your signature and wiped out your savings account: A confrontation that fills her with terror knowing her cover is blown. You no longer 'love her' and it's time for her to push the 'domestic violence' red emergency button that resides in every whore's Fendi purse).

At that point, you'll separate, both get restraining orders, file for divorce. You'll then pay the attorneys a bunch as she drags it out under delusions of hitting the lottery but the reality is that it is a short term marriage, pre-marital assets are clearly defined and identifiable. You'll have to fork over a couple of grand a month for a year (spousal support guideline is 6 months for every year of marriage and judges and attorneys are the least clever people on earth- they will follow guideline). You'll probably lose your job or at least get passed over for promotions during this time because you are depressed and/or distracted and your judgement on marrying the fucking whore in the first place is suddenly in the forefront of your manager's consciousness.

If you make her sign some pre-nup that says if she blows the neighbor or breaks your heart some other way, she gets absolutely Nothing, the attorneys will turn it into a feedbag that will pay their kids tuition for a year. I'd say screw it on the pre-nup unless you're Larry Ellison and instead make sure you make notarized copies of her RB ads and reviews before the marriage and put them in the safety deposit box. If she tries to get more than the guideline year of support and she claims she can't make money and is all alone in the world, pull them out and tell her and the court, it just isn't so. And by the way, did you declare that $200k on your income tax return the year before marriage? This is the way it will go- the story may be slightly different but the plot remains the same.

5k a month lol.. try 5k a week.

Totally enjoyed reading it - well written and entertaining!

Two roads diverged and I chose the road down south

That was a BRILLIANT post, I appreciated the facts on prenups you presented and especially the humorous presentation of those facts. +2 for you!

tav

Doesn't matter who you're marrying. You simply cannot see the future when it comes to women.