Does #8 refer to you or her?

May I add?

1. Pictures remove 20lbs from her reality.
2. She has gas and farts more than a chu chu train.
3. Her teeth is unbearably yellow and crooked from too much smoking, you can barely look her in the face.
4. She won't do anything you ask for her, and she sticks to the script.
5. Language barrier is so difficult, she mistakes greek for italian.

Life is a box of expensive chocolates!

1) DIY
2) Civie (that requires work, money and time with uncertain payoff)
3) SW (danger, disease, pop 'n go)
4) MP (looks? extras? service? value?)
5) Escorts (looks? Service? References? Cost?)

If you do your homework, the AAMP experience is often very good. Advantages: looks, service, no references required, relative low cost.

If you like living on the edge, TOFTTing is a great service to the rest of us. You'll probably find some "lemons". Frequenting $160/hr or less providers is also for more adventerous types. Higher probability of fake pics, B&S, MILFs and also may hit some of those 10 reasons to avoid.

Now, that's funny.

published: Fri., Jul. 30 2010 @ 4:05PM

10. Blackmail
"I hate when you go to the bathroom and the provider goes through your cell phone to extract phone numbers of people to blackmail you with later."

9. Baby Strollers
"She asks, 'Do you want full service or just a massage?' while a baby stroller is two feet away."

8. The Scent of Whore
"So much perfume that I smell like a whore."

7. What's on TV?
"Watching TV soaps out of the corners of her eyes during fellatio."

6. Leftovers
"Wet spots on the bed BEFORE the date."

5. Blame It on Guys
"She tells you the reason she does this is because her ex-boyfriend proved to her that all men are scum."

4. Professional Confusion
"You book a one-hour appointment for 5 p.m. She opens the door and asks, 'Are you my 5 or 5:30?'"

3. Impatient Drivers
"I hate the driver sitting in your driveway the whole time."

2. Quick Change
"You tell her to wear stockings and heels. She shows up and changes on the spot."

1. Lack of BJ Style
"Using your thumb and index finger, with your pinky finger pointing up, and only letting it enter the first nanometer of your mouth does not make it 'a classy BJ.'"

You are spending the kids college fund.

Less shopping money for your SO.

You should be saving for retirement.

You should be saving in case you get laid off.