My schedule for this week is:

Monday, July 19th: 2pm-10pm
Tuesday, July 20th: One Opening @ 3:30 today
Wednesday, July 21st: OFF
Thursday, July 22nd: TBA
Friday, July 23rd: 10am-10pm
Saturday, July 24th: BOOKED
Sunday, July 25th: 10am-10pm

**New joke to be updated in just a bit**

A new joke for your weekend:

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys: ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...."

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My NEW SPECIAL tax time rates (EXTENDED TO July 21, 2010. My Tax Time Special will expire @ midnight on July 21st, 2010 and return to my original rates. PLEASE NOTE: The rate you will pay after my special period is my original rate NOT my Tax Time Special Rate. It's why it's called SPECIAL, dear gents. This is probably obvious, but I want us both to be on the same page on June 1st, 2010):

1 hours: $180.00 (originally $220.00)
90 minutes: $230.00 (originally $280)
2 hours: $320.00 (originally $400)

I am Reference friendly, for both provider & client, and, AS ALWAYS, NO FULL SERVICE nor 'GFE' is offered, inferred or hinted at, in my sessions, EVER. However, I do offer a delicious FBSM for the discerning gentleman who values the highest QUALITY over quantity. Remember, your FBSM experience is what you'll remember, long after the price has been forgotten. I am also licensed, bonded, insured and protected via city permit, through the city of San Francisco.

With reference to CA Penal Code section 647(b) and CALJIC No. 16.420, the services discussed herein do not in any way include or relate to either: (1) engagement in any lewd act for money or other consideration, or (2) Solicitation, offer, or agreement to engage in any lewd act for money or other consideration.

Big LOVE,
DreuCMT

415.748.1489

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