*I'm currently working on new ad copy and revamping my anchored ad, so please be patient with the upgrades and the dust The same information will apply, and my services HAVE NOT changed, BUT, you know, I've had the same ad copy for 3 years now, and so methinks it's time to change it up. And, being a new year, I'm all about re-invention. Before I forget: HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!*

My schedule this week stands as thus:

Monday, March 8th Noon-5pm
Tuesday, March 9th Noon-4pm
Wednesday, March 10th 1pm-7pm
Thursday, March 11th 11am-9pm
Friday March 12th 11am-9pm
Saturday March 13th Noon-9pm
Sunday March 14th One opening, @ 7pm Today!

A new joke for your week:

Five reasons NOT to be a penis:

1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a h o l e in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an a s s h o l e and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

**Thanks to Teed_Up for the fantastic joke this week!!**

Want NEW pics? Ok, ok, I know it only took a year, but these things can't be rushed :
http://classifieds.myredbook.com/classified.php?adid=68496

My SPECIAL tax time rates are:

1 hours: $200.00 (originally, when I used to offer 1 hr sessions, they were $220.00)
90 minutes: $250.00 (originally $280)
2 hours: $350.00 (originally $400)
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Bothered by an aching back? Confounded by the many ads out there in RB land, and not quite sure which therapist to pick? I know, it's confusing, because each lady has her own brand of smokin' sensuality, with hands that could strum a harp or start a revolution.

If I may, I would like throw my hat in the ring, though it's a bit of a different sort. A dear friend recently told me that there is a difference between relaxation and true relaxation. And so, after pondering this, it struck me: I'd like to be YOUR Relaxation SPECIALIST! I specialize in relaxing, pampering experiences for not only my clients, but myself, as well, and so, the woman who truly knows what she wants can give you more of the same

Let me be your RELAXATION SPECIALIST this week!

Now booking staycations, blissful journeys and much needed pamperings this week....all aboard!

And, I have a surprise: MY HOUR SESSIONS ARE BACK! My rate for 1 hour sessions are $200.00.
Why am I now offering 1 hour sessions again? Well, I realize many people are on a time crunch, and 90 minute appointments seem like too much a time commitment. So, I'm welcoming back 1 hour sessions Besides, it's an awesome icebreaker, if we've never met before....

(MY WEEK'S SCHEDULE IS POSTED BELOW MY WEEKLY JOKE, FYI!)

I have just what you need to smooth over the recession blues...a special! Hopefully, it will give you the motivation to see me sooner than you imagined...more on that later!

I can't wait to feel my hands slide over your body, as I help chase away your stress, anxiety, knots and sore muscles...life can be so utterly stressful!

And, so you know, I no longer accept emails. RB inbox or catching me on the phone are the BEST ways to schedule an appointment. Thank you.

Hello dearest gents!

Come experience an unparalleled experience...give yourself over and free your mind and body of time constraints, meetings, demanding customers, deadlines, email, commuter traffic, and aches and pains...let time slow down and feel your breath while my intuitive hands knead your knots and stress away...give yourself the gift of therapeutic sensuality!

AND, I've been practicing my PM skills over the last year, with very enthusiastic feedback given(thanks again to those angels).....sooo, if you're looking to add a bum-shaking PM to your session, please know that it is now available for you, should you want to take the plunge I do NOT upsell on this new menu item. For all of you pessimists out there in RB land, I DO NOT EVER upsell, just so you know.

**Please call me to inquire about my SPECIAL Rates if you are a grandfathered price client.**

Q: What is a "grandfathered" client, Dreu?

DH: I'm glad you asked! It's anyone who can give me their best imitation of "I've fallen and I can't get up!" with their AARP card in hand..dentures need not apply

Seriously, a "grandfathered client" is someone who was locked in at my previous rates, before I raised them 3 years ago. I have had blokes try to trick me, claiming they were on my old rate schedule, but please bear in mind that I keep records of when you first met with me. If you try to trick me, you will not be welcomed back, and karma is not a friendly gal

DH: Also, please be aware that if you book an appointment with me during my rate special period, it is NOT the price you will pay from now on. It's a SPECIAL, which means it will not last. After my special is over, my prices will return to their original price. So please remember, during my tax time special period, you will not be "grandfathered" in at my special prices, for future appointments. I want you to understand this going in, to avoid future awkwardness, for either you or I.

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Please remember, if you ARE a new client:

http://www.mypinkbook.com/dcforum2/User_files/9984d0v3569665fb.jpg

Please read on, for what I will need from all my new friends.

Also, for the ladies, I am reference friendly:

http://www.mypinkbook.com/dcforum2/User_files/b076w7mz5366e147.jpg

My availability is listed below...no pun intended

A new joke for your week:

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Ask yourself: Wouldn't YOU LIKE to have a deliciously skilled deep tissue massage, set in a 5-star spa-like environment, pampered by a pretty young lady, who is a CMT, to boot?

Or: Are you simply a massage junkie in search of an incredible massage?

If you answered yes to any of my questions, please read on:

(PLEASE READ MY ENTIRE AD BEFORE GIVING ME A CALL, PRETTY PLEASE! Many thanks) .

Schedule update for this week...Drumroll, please!

PLEASE NOTE again, that I am no longer accepting emails, for session inquiries. Please ONLY call me at 415-748-1489, or you may inbox me here, on Redbook! Thank you! AGAIN, NO emails for session inquiries, PLEASE.

Please know that I do all that I can to ensure that your booking experience with me is stress-free, so we can enjoy lots of the good stuff, and forget the bad

Please feel free to give me a call, as I'd love to hear from you!

http://www.myredbook.com/showpro.aspx?id=12847

Be prepared to leave your stresses at the door, and bring me your tired, your poor, your aching back that's yearning to feel my skilled hands knead your knots away.....

If we haven't met, PLEASE have at least 1-2 solid provider references ready for me to check. No exceptions.

SAME DAY APPOINTMENTS AREN'T ALWAYS AVAILABLE, BUT I WELCOME THEM, NONETHELESS. Hey, the worst I could say is "No, I don't have availability, but the best I could say is "Yes, I do!", and so, it's a 50-50 chance, either way. What have you got to lose?

I would love to meet up with new or old friends, and pamper you with my 5-star rated FBSM! Come and experience why my service is rated one of the best of the Bay!

A B O U T   M E : I am celebrating my 10th year as a CMT, trained in the techniques of feather-light to deep tissue (Sports, Swedish, Reflexology, and HOT STONE MASSAGE is back), and during our time together, the massage is focused solely on YOUR needs....Let ME spoil YOU...sound good for a change? I absolutely LOVE what I do, and I welcome you to place yourself under my capable hands!

I am a young, pretty redhead who stands at a leggy 5'5, and I am 120lbs. I am athletically toned, petite and slender, with soft, alabaster skin, large, soulful green eyes, and a smile that will put you at ease immediately. I am the College co-ed, girl next-door type you always wished you'd gotten to hang out with, but didn't...well! Here's your chance!

L O C A T I O N : Come and be sensually, therapeutically, and lovingly pampered in a SPA-like environment, in the heart of downtown San Francisco today...you're HARD at work, and sitting in that stiff chair or dealing with a pressure-cooker work schedule hasn't done one bit of good for your aching back! Luxurious linens and towels, unscented soaps, a shower before and after, bottled water, hot green tea, ghiradelli chocolate, and an environment tailored for your relaxation awaits...

Studies now show that high blood pressure is responsible for many health-related issues...why am I telling you this? Because, studies have also shown that massage therapy greatly REDUCES your stress-level, thus lowering your blood pressure. So, in truth, you'll live longer and enjoy a greater quality of life by visiting ME for an exquisite FBSM!

If one of your New Year resolutions is to be healthier, I can't think of a better way than a therapeutic, head to toe, front to back deep tissue FBSM tailored just for you.

Stressed about parking, public transportation, etc? Don't be! Parking is abundant, and there's more public transportation options to my location than you can shake a stick at! It's soooo easy, it'll be one less concern for you, I promise!

C O N T A C T : The magic number to call me at is *82 415-748-1489

Please be aware that I screen all new clientele, before scheduling appointments. It is important that I feel confident we will be compatible before meeting. If my screening process makes you uncomfortable, than I am not the right girl for you. If you are new, it may be difficult to fit you in for a same day appointment, so I normally ask that you allow 24 hours.

***** I DO NOT accept calls from blocked or restricted numbers *******

xo, Dreu
*82 415-748-1489

No Full Service, GFE, or "Extras" Services offered or implied, ever. However, I do offer a delicious FBSM for the discerning gentleman who values the highest QUALITY over quantity. Remember, your FBSM experience is what you'll remember, long after the price has been forgotten.

Please remember: This massage is ALL about YOU. I derive my pleasure in giving and focusing on YOU only

With reference to CA Penal Code section 647(b) and CALJIC No. 16.420, the services discussed herein do not in any way include or relate to either: (1) engagement in any lewd act for money or other consideration, or (2) Solicitation, offer, or agreement to engage in any lewd act for money or other consideration.