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wizeguy wizeguy rating
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4904 posts, 100 feedbacks, 191 points		 26-Aug-10, 06:53 AM (PST)
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"just a little heads up for the guys.........."
 
   THE ROOM WAS FULL OF PREGNANT WOMEN WITH THEIR PARTNERS. THE CLASS WAS IN
FULL SWING.

THE INSTRUCTOR WAS TEACHING THE WOMEN HOW TO BREATHE PROPERLY AND WAS
TELLING THE MEN HOW TO GIVE THE NECESSARY ASSURANCE TO THEIR PARTNERS AT
THIS STAGE OF THE PREGNANCY.

SHE SAID "LADIES, REMEMBER THAT EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU. WALKING IS
ESPECIALLY BENEFICIAL. IT STRENGTHENS THE PELVIC MUSCLES AND WILL MAKE
DELIVERY THAT MUCH EASIER! JUST TAKE SEVERAL STOPS AND STAY ON A SOFT
SURFACE LIKE GRASS OR A PATH."


SHE LOOKED AT THE MEN IN THE ROOM, "AND GENTLEMEN, REMEMBER -- YOU'RE IN
THIS TOGETHER --- IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO GO WALKING WITH HER."

THE ROOM SUDDENLY GOT VERY QUIET AS THE MEN ABSORBED THIS INFORMATION.

THEN A MAN AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM SLOWLY RAISED HIS HAND.

"YES?" ANSWERED THE TEACHER.

"I WAS JUST WONDERING, IS IT ALL RIGHT IF SHE CARRIES A GOLF BAG?"

Disclaimer: Heck, I don't need a disclaimer on this one......it was my story.....guess that's why the ol' SO booted me.....sob...sob...

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Bambamm Bambamm rating
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1. "RE: just a little heads up for the guys.........."
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But why in all caps! no need to yell the joke!

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HighSteppermoderator HighStepper rating
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8123 posts, 148 feedbacks, 273 points		 26-Aug-10, 11:07 AM (PST)
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2. "RE: just a little heads up for the guys.........."
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>But why in all caps! no need to yell the joke!

ALL CAPS because when he posted this 18 months ago people weren't paying attention.

BTW, wizeguy if you had gotten one of those golf bags with wheels where she could have just pulled it would have been a better plan. Gee you got to show some empathy...the woman is pregnant.


Too much sex is still not enough

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wizeguy wizeguy rating
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3. "RE: just a little heads up for the guys.........."
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   Disclaimer: I really did steal this joke(about 18 months ago from Rigid)..........I lied in my first disclaimer.....I'm sooooo ashamed..........boohoo....

BTW, Rigid did the "all caps" thing.....is he one of those pimp fellows?

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carpediem
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53 posts		 28-Aug-10, 02:53 AM (PST)
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4. "RE: just a little heads up for the guys.........."
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   Next time when you are lifting comedy bits from members pick Hoss clean because he is way more humorous than Rigid. Come on with a name like Rigid how loose could he possibly be.?????

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