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Hoss_Cartwright Hoss_Cartwright rating
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"Sex Ed 101"
 
I opened my email early this morning an just about fell over after reading this... It may be old, and it may offend, but its dang funny!

Little Johnny asked Mom what 2 words mean that kids at school were using..........."Pussy and Bitch".

Mom inhaled sharply, but then said: "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico . A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy ."

"Thanks, Mom!"


He then found his Dad out in the garage.
"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."

"What words, son?"

"Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."

Dad said: "Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this."

He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area and said: "Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."


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"Okay, Dad. Then what's a bitch?"

Dad replied: "Everything outside the circle."


Hoss
~Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

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HighSteppermoderator HighStepper rating
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1. "RE: Sex Ed 101"
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Good one Hoss.

One day he will understand why life is a bitch.


Too much sex is still not enough

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HMS916 HMS916 rating
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2. "RE: Sex Ed 101"
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LOL happy Friday to you Hoss!

only in America HMS

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lightbrightman lightbrightman rating
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3. "RE: Sex Ed 101"
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Thanks Hoss, that is a perfect Bush!! Now that is how I like it, a little fuller even better

Life is a Natural Bush ;)

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Bambamm Bambamm rating
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4. "RE: Sex Ed 101"
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So this is a nice hairy bush for you?



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tk421
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5. "RE: Sex Ed 101"
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LMFAO!!!! That's funny!!!

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purestang31301 purestang31301 rating
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6. "RE: Sex Ed 101"
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   LOL Hoss! Now that I've officially joined as a member, I can finally respond and react to your humor!
Here to stay!

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7. "RE: Sex Ed 101"
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   Chicks are going to ban you for that one Hoss!


Son asked dad what's the difference between kitty and pussy.

Dad sees mom sleeping and pulls back the covers and shows his son moms puss and points to it and says that's a pussy. But don't touch it because you'll wake up the kitty.

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