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ramfan11111 ramfan11111 rating
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"How to be a Pimp"
 
   LAST EDITED ON 16-Aug-10 AT 03:39 PM (PST)
 
With all the problems that pimps seem to be facing today I thought it might be helpful if we the consumer would express our own ideas on how they could be more successful. Feel free to add to the list. LOL

Rules To Be A Successful Pimp

1. Your initial presentation to your client should be tasteful and precise. Talk about expectations and projected profits, not what shelf you girl would be on! Example "you will be my top shelf bitch"

2. Dress appropriate for the initial meeting with your client. Do not wear your favorite wife beater and backwards ball cap! First impressions are everything Homey!

3. Provide some refreshments for the meeting! Not a paper cup with Crown in it and a sack of Weed!

4. Present you Business plan in a respectful manner! Not "This is how it be bitch" That approach is tired Playaa!

5. In your business plan, present her with fresh marketing ideas! Not just "Get your ass on the street and make me some money! Those days are gone! Think bigger Son!

6. And if by some small chance you actually are successful in sealing the deal. Trust your partner! Don't hide in the closet or under the bed! No successful partnership can endure such lack of trust!

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Mrgetsome24 Mrgetsome24 rating
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1. "RE: How to be a Pimp"
In response to message #0
 
   You have to be lazy,a loser,woman hater,woman beater,a dumb shit and etc.... Just some more you missed.

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claude29 claude29 rating
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2. "RE: How to be a Pimp"
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Ramfan are you serious?
most pimp did not make it to junior high, have crimnal records or warrant, use drugs, have no other way to make lawful living, and have no idea about what you are talking about.

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527 posts, 11 feedbacks, 18 points		 17-Aug-10, 07:25 AM (PST)
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3. "RE: How to be a Pimp"
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   Well then thats their problem. Maybe number 1 should have been keep their dumb ass's in school! LOL

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4. "RE: How to be a Pimp"
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   I just dont understand why any one would even need a pimp! for what?they are getting paid for absolutly nothing! those guys are the worst scumbags preying on niave, green, most of the time desperate young girls, and all they do is threaten,and intimidate and bully them into doing what they want. They should be ashamed of themselves, why don't they go get a job and support themselves instead of leeching off of the women! thats just my think on it! it infuriates me to think of it!!!!! GIRLS, YOU DONT NEED THEM!YOU CAN DO IT ON YOUR OWN!

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5. "RE: How to be a Pimp"
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   What if they washed your car or cleaned your house? How about doing the lawns. We need to think of something useful for these Fruit Lickers to do! Think positive! LOL

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6. "RE: How to be a Pimp"
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7. Retain Keefer's Ho/Pimp Translation Services.


-History never repeats itself but it often rhymes.

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Shellback97 Shellback97 rating
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7. "RE: How to be a Pimp"
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Make sure the pictures your girl posts on the internet do not show her kid, or worse, you counting out the cash, lurking in the background.

I am not making this up, I have seen both, there are people out there stupid enough to post pics like that.


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8. "RE: How to be a Pimp"
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There is a new Pimp in town according to the FBI.

The new Pimp is called the Boyfriend Pimp.

He is the same scumbag as the older type pimps but with only one difference.

His stable only has one hostage in it.

The Boyfriend Pimp is known to be more abusive than the older type pimps. He is more controlling and plays huge mind games with the victims.

The Boyfriend Pimp is more often harder to get away from because he knows controls and has gained entry to every part of the victim’s life.

Often the Boyfriend Pimp becomes close the victim’s family ect….. ect……. Ect……

I could just keep going on forever about the New Boyfriend Pimp/body guard/Rapper/CEO of a record company/ Driver ect….. ect…… ect…….


Good luck ladies

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16 posts		 21-Aug-10, 02:37 AM (PST)
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12. "RE: How to be a Pimp"
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You have nailed it. The BF Pimp is the way it seems to work now. It kind of goes like this according to an intimate reliable source.
I give him all the money and he takes care of me. He sets up my rooms, posts my ads, pays my bills, makes sure I get feed and at least once a week he peels off a stack so I get to go shoping. I don't have a good head for the number stuff but I want for nothing.
A girl needs someone she can let the steam off to after fucking 5-10 guys that day who won't be judgemental about her profession. I don't even think about it when I give over todays stack and promise I'll work harder tomorrow Daddy. On his way out I always get a hug and kiss and hear "Your my top girl, I'll be back tomorrow".
Of course it's all mind games. As long as young girls with their own set of problems continue to gravitate to smooth talking deadbeats who convince them that HER flatbackin' is THEIR road to success, it will never change. The BF Pimp is still just a Pimp.

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9. "RE: How to be a Pimp"
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LAST EDITED ON 19-Aug-10 AT 05:52 PM (PST)
 

H I L A R I O U S

The ULTIMATE Fantasy Girl


>With all the problems that pimps seem to be facing today I
>thought it might be helpful if we the consumer would express
>our own ideas on how they could be more successful. Feel
>free to add to the list. LOL
>
> Rules To Be A Successful Pimp
>
>1. Your initial presentation to your client should be
>tasteful and precise. Talk about expectations and projected
>profits, not what shelf you girl would be on! Example "you
>will be my top shelf bitch"
>
>2. Dress appropriate for the initial meeting with your
>client. Do not wear your favorite wife beater and backwards
>ball cap! First impressions are everything Homey!
>
>3. Provide some refreshments for the meeting! Not a paper
>cup with Crown in it and a sack of Weed!
>
>4. Present you Business plan in a respectful manner! Not
>"This is how it be bitch" That approach is tired Playaa!
>
>5. In your business plan, present her with fresh marketing
>ideas! Not just "Get your ass on the street and make me some
>money! Those days are gone! Think bigger Son!
>
>6. And if by some small chance you actually are successful
>in sealing the deal. Trust your partner! Don't hide in the
>closet or under the bed! No successful partnership can
>endure such lack of trust!

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Be_Dazzled Be_Dazzled rating
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10. "RE: How to be a Pimp"
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ramfan, This must be some kind of 'just being bored'
type of posting!


Heather
Your Pleasure is my pleasure!

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ramfan11111 ramfan11111 rating
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527 posts, 11 feedbacks, 18 points		 20-Aug-10, 12:58 PM (PST)
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11. "RE: How to be a Pimp"
In response to message #10
 
   I think some people though I was serious about helping pimps be better at what they do. Yes, I was bored and in my demented way was poking fun at their dumb ass's. Idle hands are the divils tools baby girl. LOL

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