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hard2get1
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31-Aug-10, 05:53 PM (PST)
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"0 to 200 in 6 seconds"
 
   0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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NLA218
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31-Aug-10, 06:37 PM (PST)
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1. "RE: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds"
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Thats FUNNY !!!!

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Mrgetsome24 Mrgetsome24 rating
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2. "RE: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds"
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   That's hella funny.

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3. "RE: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds"
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   thats hilarious

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edmidlife2 edmidlife2 rating
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4. "RE: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds"
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Dang!
Hehehe!

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Rams4u2 Rams4u2 rating
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5. "RE: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds"
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   A man for all seasons, a woman for all reasons.

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polposition
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06-Sep-10, 11:28 PM (PST)
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6. "RE: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds"
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   Thanks for the chuckle......not what i was expecting...................................................BOHICA

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7. "RE: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds"
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LMAO!!! hahahahahaha

Remember your supposed to be having fun

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LAST EDITED ON 07-Sep-10 AT 03:59 PM (PST)
 


Damn this is soooo messed up!
~Ms. Sasha Moore~

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82alatinas
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07-Sep-10, 07:12 PM (PST)
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Hysterical! going to tell that one to everyone i know

"Love the Dark Meat"

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