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notmeithink
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2918 posts		 19-Aug-10, 09:41 AM (PST)
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"Stinky man syndrome."
 
   Hardly any of the showers I use b4 a session have available washcloths. Men need washcloths.

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Dunester
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95 posts		 19-Aug-10, 09:46 AM (PST)
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1. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
In response to message #0
 
   Are you serious? A FBSM incall with no washcloths? Surely you jest.

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Nicole_YoungCMT
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67 posts		 19-Aug-10, 12:03 PM (PST)
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2. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
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   Ha! Every towel I hand to a client has a neatly folded washcloth on top of it... I'll be damned if 90% don't hand it back to me and say 'I won't be needing this' and of the remaining 10% that at least take it to the bathroom, maybe .01% actually get it wet in the shower with them (the rest I find, still neatly folded, on the counter).

I'm also super suprised by the number of gents that don't fully dry their bums. Not that that is actually relevant, as long as it's just water, but it is a little off-putting when you get damp sounds from that area...

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3. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
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Nicole you are hilarious. I just hop right in there with them, and you better believe I have a soapy washcloth in my hand!


P.S. I have been told by guys that they are MORE likely to actually USE a DARK colored washcloth..

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7. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
In response to message #3
 
Ya gotta love this girl.Nothing better than a soapy wash cloth...

Derf
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AlohaKane
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51 posts		 20-Aug-10, 09:51 PM (PST)
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21. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
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   i can vouch for BIlly's outstanding cleaning techniques.

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summerrayne summerrayne rating
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4. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
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Unless a client shows up freshly showered, I shower with my clients as well.

It's not only a wonderful way to say "HELLO" - but a surefire way to make sure your gentleman is squeaky clean in all his yummy places!

It's always Summer at my place! xoxo

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BashPhulGuy
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2 posts		 20-Aug-10, 08:41 AM (PST)
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5. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
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Really? Do these clients also still live with their mother and have to be reminded to brush their teeth after they eat dinner?

On a related note: With such beautiful women posting in this thread, how do you convince your clients to actually leave the shower... I would be tempted to let you make me extra extra squeaky clean.

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oralio oralio rating
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8. "men don't grow up with washcloths"
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LAST EDITED ON 20-Aug-10 AT 09:21 AM (PST)
 
Don't discount the situation where many men grew up never using washcloths, and who unthinkingly decline them.

I used to be one of them. When I was growing up, you never saw a wash cloth in school and team showers. I don't remember seeing a washcloth in military training either. I've rarely remember seeing washcloths in commercial gyms or clubs.

Many men opt for those plastic mesh gloves which also offer exfoliation, or the several shower brushes which do the same for aging guys who aren't as flexible to reach all the spots on their backs (not backsides) anymore.

Washcloths are great. But many men do not use them in their daily shower routines, so they may reflexively decline the washcloth in sessions.

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jonny_jon33
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24. "RE: men don't grow up with washcloths"
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   oh no...i'm one of those men...(and i'm kind of a loofah snob...)

i wash all my "yummy parts" very well...but i will be using the washcloths from now on.

thanks for this revelation...

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stevev333
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9 posts		 21-Aug-10, 06:19 AM (PST)
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23. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
In response to message #2
 
   >I'm also super suprised by the number of gents that don't
>fully dry their bums. Not that that is actually relevant,
>as long as it's just water, but it is a little off-putting
>when you get damp sounds from that area... :-/

Oh, they are just being gentlemen - they wouldn't want to leave streaks on your nice clean towels. ;-)

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oralio oralio rating
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6. "detachable shower head"
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If women want men to be as clean as possible, then invest 50 bucks in a detachable showerhead. It's an easy installation, and the woman can uninstall it and take it from space to space.

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10. "RE: detachable shower head"
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I will go one better,Ladies, you buy it and I will install it for free.
So There.

Derf
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Elation1 Elation1 rating
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11. "RE: detachable shower head"
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I have a detahcable showerhead in all of my studios and i offer washcloths, but most of the time they don't use them, unless I hop in there with them and scrub. It's really annoying when a guy uses the liquid soap and no washcloth and splatter soap all over the shower like half the bottle, how wasteful. Washcloth = bubbles = clean.

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summerrayne summerrayne rating
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19. "RE: detachable shower head"
In response to message #6
 
I have a detachable shower head so we can wash and not only get squeaky clean - but enjoy different pressures of water in our most sensitive areas.

Imagine DFK at the same time - HOT !

It's always Summer at my place! xoxo

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Violet_de_Mora Violet_de_Mora rating
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9. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
In response to message #0
 
I always have a a fresh dark blue wash cloth hanging next to a clean towel for my clients. I point it out. I let them know what lovely benefits they will receive in our session for using it. And 95% of my clients still don't use the damn thing. Then I get reviews for being standoffish. It's hard to be a warm cuddle bunny with stinky skid marks on your rear end. Just saying....

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12. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
In response to message #9
 
   LAST EDITED ON 20-Aug-10 AT 12:45 PM (PST)
 
a wash cloth is not necessary for one to get completely clean. The reason I never use a wash cloth is because one never knows how clean the cloth is to begin with. I am sure that all hearts who posted here saying that they provide a wash cloth take good care to make sure that the cloth is properly laundered and clean between uses. I just can't shake the image of the used wash cloth just going straight into the dryer (yikes) and back on the counter for the next gent. If that happens with a towel, then at the least, the previous monger was just drying off and not scuffing the skin on his chocolate highway with a wash cloth.

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17. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
In response to message #12
 
>a wash cloth is not necessary for one to get completely
>clean. The reason I never use a wash cloth is because one
>never knows how clean the cloth is to begin with. I am sure
>that all hearts who posted here saying that they provide a
>wash cloth take good care to make sure that the cloth is
>properly laundered and clean between uses. I just can't
>shake the image of the used wash cloth just going straight
>into the dryer (yikes) and back on the counter for the next
>gent. If that happens with a towel, then at the least, the
>previous monger was just drying off and not scuffing the
>skin on his chocolate highway with a wash cloth.

Lol this is a reason why some of us offer light-colored ones! Just keep rinsing and washing until the darned thing rinses clear again! Or else you may get the cold baby wipe treatment bwahaha

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13. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
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   I too, always have clean, white washcloths available. 50% use them.
I understand that men will not want to use a washcloth that has been previously used (even if they are bleached and washed accordingly.)
I explain that I have two different "sets" of white washcloths. One for "cleaning" and the other set is for their "showering only"
One set is ribbed the other is not. They are washed in seperate loads in the washer and always bleached. I also buy new washcloths VERY frequently. It is nicer to have newer cloths.

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14. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
In response to message #13
 
   LAST EDITED ON 20-Aug-10 AT 02:15 PM (PST)
 
this reminded me of the other reason I don't use a wash cloth - these cloths are usually used to wipe down the clients post happy ending! Can't I get you a wet cloth? No thanks, I'll jump in the shower (and not use a wash cloth either.)

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beenzel69
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15. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
In response to message #14
 
I guess it depends on who you frequent. I tend to focus my sessions on known, well respected higher end providers and see enough research material, including the intelligence and wit displayed in their posts in these forums, to decide if they are a fit for me personally. Many, closer to 70%, have no issue jumping in the shower with me, asked in or otherwise before and or after. Quianna always had a fresh bath drawn for such occasions -- a very nice touch and a great way to wind down afterwards. Some lofts and places are just too small for two people, demanding a "do it yourself" approach. One provider in the city had a nice private room, well appointed, but no shower access at all in the rest of the shared housing. Jo Tigerlily, who is fantastic in her sessions and has really advanced her craft over time, it was quite nice to have her reach for a warm, individually rolled up towel from a small steam oven in the room, who like Flower I'm sure launders professionally prior to each days journey. I just can't imagine why someone would take the time, effort and expense to session with a beautiful woman, come in unprepared and expect the provider to go "above and beyond" and get around any unpleasant odor from between ANY cheeks (think ass and teeth...). hell, even my dentist has caught me brushing my teeth in his parking lot with a bottle of water before a dental appointment, typically mid-day. I'd rather be comfortable with my approach than make him uncomfortable for an hour or more...

Having been around these forums for longer than I care to admit, and seeing the invective and howling that happens when a provider's review mentions an "odor" coming from the woman.... all sorts of commentary - mostly negative, ensues. Lots of piling on... My God men, just get over it and wash deeply, cloth or none. I know I've been anxious to get the party started, but I'm more than willing to spend 2-5 extra minutes bathing to ensure another 55 or more of glorious, mutual pleasure. Frankly -- no excuses in my mind, and maybe why I always have GREAT experiences.

beenz


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16. "Buttliness hardly under exposed"
In response to message #15
 
LAST EDITED ON 20-Aug-10 AT 04:47 PM (PST)
 
"I tend to focus my sessions on known, well respected higher end providers and see enough research material, including the intelligence and wit displayed in their posts in these forums, to decide if they are a fit for me personally."

Friend, that doesn't mean they never fudge on the laundry, intentionally or accidentally.

That said, the idea of refusing an otherwise clean-looking washcloth strikes me as odd. This is sex, not surgery. A guy is far more likely to pick up coodies from skin to skin rubbing and friction than from a washcloth dry, wet, or soapy. For that matter, anyone who is reluctant to touch a washcloth should also be reluctant to grind his privates onto sheets on the table.

As for the rest of your post, for every thread I see complaining of a woman's hygeine, I see probably three which complain of a man's neglected butt gutter. So we can't exactly say the subject is under exposed.

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18. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
In response to message #15
 
hmmm guys would you be likely to use personal wipes (kinda like baby wipes) or individually wrapped moist towelettes (Desert Essence has wonderful ones I used to leave some out but nobody used them)to counter the laundry suspicions- if there were a step-can with a lid in the bathroom?

Just wondering. I know you don't want to leave skid marks! Lol!

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20. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
In response to message #18
 
Preparation H wipes are made specifically for cleaning yet soothing the rear-looking eye, and they're meant to be flushed.

But it will take coaching to get a guy to use a hemorrhoid wipe. It's mostly witchhazel and aloe vera, but it does contain a small amount of anti-swelling OTC med.

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22. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
In response to message #14
 
so, you are afraid to take a towel from us, but I'm sure that you use the towels in hotels right? That is no different, as long as the towels are white they can be washed in hot water with bleach. This ensures that there are no "coodies" left behind.

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25. "RE: Stinky man syndrome."
In response to message #22
 
   LAST EDITED ON 21-Aug-10 AT 08:22 PM (PST)
 
I do not use washcloths except my own personal one. I always wash my crack before I session with plain soap - it is equally as effective as a washcloth and safer for all. A wash cloth can break skin and put you in contact with more fluids that you care to encounter. A gentle rinse will do. This is akin to when a john brushs his teeth thoroughly before DATY with an FS provider. His breath is fresh but he probably had dozens of micro cuts on his gums that are going to deposit blood on her vagina or absord vaignal fluids. Before mutual contact, it is best to use gentlecleaning methods to avoid skin breaks.

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