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"Geek Fighting, Ever Got Into One???"
 
Anyone ever got into a geek fight? I haven't fought other geeks for years and got into a geek fight last night. Some idiot Middle Earth guy flashed his ring at me while he was walking in a parking lot while I was pushing a cart of droid parts.
I had to push my cart back in a hurry and then I stuck my light saber out at him. That idiot stoped walking and yelled at me: "Flash that saber again, jedi ! I'll beat your Sith ass!" So I flipped flashed it again and said: "fuck you Hobbit Twit!" Then he walked towards me with his fist up about to throw a punch. I took him out as fast as a true Jedi can.

Luckily no Stormtroopers were around. Hobbits are stupid, trying to walk in a parking lot like they are on some long mission. I ain't taking that shit. Us Jedis kick hobbit arse.


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Parody of...
http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/pool/14520.html
the OP is such a tard

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1. "RE: Geek Fighting, Ever Got Into One???"
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I've gotten the stink eye on occasion from geeks, nerdniks, dweebs, hobbits, Vulcans, Leptroids from the twelfth dimenension, shit, the list is long, but none of them have ever stepped to me. They do NOT want ANY of this.

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5. "RE: Geek Fighting, Ever Got Into One???"
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   LAST EDITED ON 10-May-08 AT 12:00 PM (PST)
 
>>>>>but none of them have ever stepped to me. They do NOT want ANY of this.

Yea, your a scary fucker with that "Hammer of Thor" mojo going. But
like I've said before, get near me with that thing and I'll poke your fucking eye out with a GI Joe.

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6. "RE: Geek Fighting, Ever Got Into One???"
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The old school GI Joe or the newer ones?

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7. "RE: Geek Fighting, Ever Got Into One???"
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I felt sorry for Joe, he went from 12 inches to 3 3/4.
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8. "RE: Geek Fighting, Ever Got Into One???"
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I know. I too was unhappy with the direction his career went in. There was no reason for that..

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11. "RE: Geek Fighting, Ever Got Into One???"
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   Size matters.

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2. "RE: Geek Fighting, Ever Got Into One???"
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   LAST EDITED ON 08-May-08 AT 01:57 PM (PST)
 
I went down to the coast about a year or so ago, when I got accosted by the worst geeks in the world. The Keanu matrix geeks. They told me what I was going to say and this is where I tell then that the movies were overrated and unintelligable and that Keanu could not act his way out of a non linear paralell universe.

I said "no that would be useless, I am just going to fuck you up."

I was getting ready to thrash them when I noticed that a huge pod of dolphins jump out of the sea and head towards the sky, muttering something about "so long and thanks for the fish". The number 42 flashed thru my brain and I was just thankful that I had a towel with me.


Nihil possumus contra veritatem

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3. "RE: Geek Fighting, Ever Got Into One???"
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   Douglas Adams was not a geek!!! He was a hitch hiker.

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4. "RE: Geek Fighting, Ever Got Into One???"
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LAST EDITED ON 08-May-08 AT 05:16 PM (PST)
 
Ha ha ha ha, thats hilarious Kallell.


That post is a classic. Rockout posts a joke about the Karate Kid and the simpleton MMA_BestFightSport counters with his best UFC jargon.

http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/pool/14520.html#7

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9. "People Getting Klingon Tattoos"
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One of my friend used to own a tattoo parlor and he gets tons of people getting Klingon tattoos and they don't even know what it means. I find this funny.
He told me this one time, some wannabe geek went into his tattoo shop and said he wants to impress some "Geeky bitches" with Klingon letter tattoos. My friend, who is about to close that tattoo parlor and move back to Dagobah to take care of an ill family member, was insulted when that wannabe geek said he wants to impress the "Geeky bitches." He tattooed the Klingon words on that guy's arm that really means "I wish I was a cool as a geek, but I don't know a D-20 from a D-6."

Very, very hilarious! LOL!!!!

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The parody is a continuation from this thread.
http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID8/25396.html

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10. "RE: People Getting Klingon Tattoos"
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   Outstanding. Hahaha

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