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DonkeyHotee DonkeyHotee rating
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1544 posts, 36 feedbacks, 69 points		 27-Apr-10, 04:32 PM (PST)
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"My dogs"
 
LAST EDITED ON 27-Apr-10 AT 04:35 PM (PST)
 
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for Welfare.

At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my dogs are unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddys are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and to feel guilty because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

They get their first checks on Friday.

God bless America.


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JewelsLavender JewelsLavender rating
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2231 posts, 105 feedbacks, 207 points		 27-Apr-10, 04:49 PM (PST)
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1. "RE: My dogs"
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PERFECT! A bite sized joke.... I love it!

-Your Wonder Woman-

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DonkeyHotee DonkeyHotee rating
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1544 posts, 36 feedbacks, 69 points		 27-Apr-10, 05:00 PM (PST)
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2. "RE: My dogs"
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So you forgive me for the other one?

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2231 posts, 105 feedbacks, 207 points		 27-Apr-10, 05:04 PM (PST)
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3. "RE: My dogs"
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LAST EDITED ON 27-Apr-10 AT 05:12 PM (PST)
 
Yes! So much so that I have re-rated you to reflect the growth in our relationship over the past few months.

I am surprised however that you didnt take my "bite sized" bait? Perfect opening to introduce into the conversation what else you may have that is bite sized for me!? Kidding!!! Oh wait I get it.... its nowhere near bite sized, right?

Please don't sue me for sexual harrassment! I can't help myself sometimes, its raining outside and I'm stuck inside with all this pent up sexual energy.

-Your Wonder Woman-

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1544 posts, 36 feedbacks, 69 points		 27-Apr-10, 05:16 PM (PST)
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4. "RE: My dogs"
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LAST EDITED ON 27-Apr-10 AT 05:18 PM (PST)
 
Awwww poor baby. You know you're supposed to keep a fresh battery supply when it's stormy outside. Jewels I'm shocked. You should know me well enough by now that your "bite sized" remark was far too easy to play with. Comeon! Gimme a little more credit than that. Sheeesh!

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2231 posts, 105 feedbacks, 207 points		 27-Apr-10, 05:37 PM (PST)
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5. "RE: My dogs"
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Fair enough and silly me!
Please rest assured that my batteries are fully charged at all times. Great reminder though! I do have a fleet of purple toys sitting in the closet waiting for just such an occasion! Without further hesitation.... I have a plan. TTYL!

-Your Wonder Woman-

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1544 posts, 36 feedbacks, 69 points		 27-Apr-10, 06:03 PM (PST)
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6. "RE: My dogs"
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Attention citizens of Sacramento! Do not be alarmed! This is not an earthquake, it is not Armageddon. It's simply Jewels "relieving some tension".

Seriously darlin, have fun, take some pictures for your HOP homies. I wish you great (and repetitive) success in your endeavors.

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2231 posts, 105 feedbacks, 207 points		 27-Apr-10, 10:20 PM (PST)
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7. "RE: My dogs"
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Awe bummer....... didnt see the camera request until now .... sorry! A day late and a few dollars short, hehehehe

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8. "RE: My dogs"
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I'm sending this joke to all my RL friends and relatives; they'll LOVE IT!!

It's always Summer at my place! xoxo

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