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corvetteron corvetteron rating
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"I need a good laugh"
 
   Tell that story about the fat mod one more time please.

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1. "A story about the fat mod"
In response to message #0
 
>Tell that story about the fat mod one more time please.

Flakenturd has been mooching money off of hookers for months, maybe years. He's wants the money to buy himself an iPad because, you know, he deserves one. And if he was to get off of his fat ass and go work, he'd lose the checks he gets from the government for being "disabled" (wink-wink). In other words, a typical right-wing hypocrite.

Anyway, it occurred to me that there was a way I could help him out while doing something for myself...a win-win deal. Why give money to some overpriced, coke-snorting fat whore on RB when I can send a message by giving it to poor old George?

So I sent him an inbox offering to give him a hundred bucks if he's let me fuck his mom in the ass. Pretty good price under the circumstances since she's apparently in her 90's (she had George late in life which explains his mental retardation). Hey, it's not like she'd know the difference, and George is 100 clams closer to his cherished iPad.

Try to do something nice, and see what it gets you: George announced that he'd called the police and told them that someone was being mean to him on the Internet. They sent over a SWAT team by helicopter, who did a forensic examination of the inbox message he received on an Internet board about prostitution. Unfortunately, due to the fact that Obama is a Socialist, he couldn't have me arrested and summarily executed. He is, however, monitoring the situation on the advice of the police and sending them daily updates about me.

I live in fear every day. I'm thinking of stealing a cane and going on welfare like George. I need to gain 275 pounds to be at his weight and I am working on that.

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2. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
In response to message #1
 
   That's a good story especially when you throw in the fact that Falki almost died from brushing his teeth and has been known to leak puss from every orifice in his body..

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3. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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   This always makes me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40

xoxo
MB

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4. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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LAST EDITED ON 15-May-10 AT 04:57 PM (PST)
 
Cute video I saved it for friends. Hey I'm posting in here so you can alter my post and talk about me. This is my forum, and only haters welcome to alter and talk crap about me... Pumpire has actually been nice for a long time now.

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5. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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   Do you have a funny story about either fat ass mod from the Sac. forum??The fatter one who just beat up the pimps(now that's funny,looks like a low rent cross dresser so he's probably a homo.

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6. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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When someone is intolerent you insult them by calling them rednecks but you freely use homo, gay, fag or whatever as insults.

Farrah claims her "BFF" is a TS yet she uses tranny lover as her ultimate put down.

You both are equally consistent in your contradictions.
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Truth, Justice and the American Way

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7. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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>When someone is intolerant you insult them by calling them
>rednecks but you freely use homo, gay, fag or whatever as
>insults.
>
>Farrah claims her "BFF" is a TS yet she uses tranny lover as
>her ultimate put down. No if your a trany I say it and my BFF knows exactly what I say and stays out of my business concerning RB. If your gay or a trany just be proud of it and say it as there is no reason to hide it. I'm trying to get you to feel more liberated. How the hell is everyone? You know now that I'm not on here as much you all don't bug me as much anymore its almost funnny looking back. One last thing this forum isn't so bad after all. I have got to get to bed. Stay safe out there and have fun on Redbook Land.
>
>You both are equally consistent in your contradictions.
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>Truth, Justice and the American Way

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9. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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How much further must I push to garner the totally crazed responses? I'll admit I find those ones to be more entertaining.

The targeting of others for false reports of various types is why I am concerned about you and perceive you as a uncontrolled threat as well as the open harassment of others you engage in.

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10. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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Good afternoon Mikhail_Bakunin I have stopped by to say hello.... For some reason now that I'm no longer really on Redbook its nice to join in...

How is your day going? I just woke up which is good as I stay off the boards.........


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11. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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   Obviously photoshopped

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12. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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>Obviously photoshopped

No swear like all other providers thats me just touched up a little, but by accident they forgot my thumbs.

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Farrah88 Farrah88 rating
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21. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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>Obviously photoshopped

No thats me swear but the ears are what ClerkDantes look like


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19. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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Biggest fucking psycho this place has ever seen, and truly is saying something.

...and that's, one to grow on.

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20. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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>Biggest fucking psycho this place has ever seen, and truly
>is saying something.
>
>...and that's, one to grow on.


ClerkDante you are the biggest psycho this place has ever seen you have stalked me for two years and have a kid and a wife and live in fairfield how do I know this you constantly called and yahoo me for a very long time. Why you can't get over me is unreal, first it was Diane then me... You are a crazy ass man and this is a fact you don't hobby, and followed me around for two dam years on this board.

You need to get your monkey ears fixed and your a total nut beyond odd, why your on here is beyond me.

They can change my post I don't mind but you needed to be called out. Now sleep well and you told me if you didn't marry your wife you would of married Diane, so get over yourself.


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22. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
In response to message #20
 
LAST EDITED ON 20-May-10 AT 05:23 AM (PST)
 
Yes I have a child and :gasp: sometimes I indulge in extramarital relations. You are really in the wrong place if you think (which by your habit of
postiing it everytime we converse, you must) that is some sort of damning revelation.

Your meth must be running low early this month. Has the state granted you visitation to your kid yet? Any truth to the rumor that you tried to trade your child for an 1/8?

Why don't you take your muppetface, your bad metal
80's hair and your photoshopped granny pictures and get the hell out of here. You're a deplorable human being who will, if there is a god, absolutely burn in hell for the way you've behaved in this lifetime.

Karma is a bitch, and it's heading your way you lying, detestable blight on society.

PS-Dianne is just about the only pig here more disgusting and utterly
repelant as you. There's a reason she's pushing 50 and still single. There is NO
line forming at her door. Not entirely unlike the sad lonely little existence you're living that results in not only frequent bouts of psychosis, but also frees you to
post your mindless babble in the middle of the night while the more decent folks are curled up in a warm bed with their loved ones.

Angry, lonely and bitter is no way to go through life.

PS-Dont forget to call me TrannyLover as part of your incoherent, entirely fabricated, all bolded, all capped, clip art flooded, evidence for commital rant of a response.

...and that's, one to grow on.

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23. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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PS-Dont confuse anonymously hobbying as not hobbying at all. I've a whole different identity (kinda like you when the meds run low) for hobbying.

Discretion, after all, is key isn't it?

...and that's, one to grow on.

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24. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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Oh, and as far as your tubby, hooked nosed, middle aged hooker of a friend Dianne goes. She's merely angry (nearly a decade later) because she broke the cardinal
rule of hookers, never get talked into a freebie.

"but baby, I'm different, I'm not like the other tricks, what we have is special".

She fell for it, and let's be honest, so did you.

...and that's, one to grow on.

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25. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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Now if only I had the type of free time it takes to have a worthless piece of clip art for every occassion. Then I could have been satisfied with the fact that I was able to truly "pull a Farrah" this morning.

...and that's, one to grow on.

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8. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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   I am only able to post certain words regarding the fat ass coward or my entire post will be deleted..He is a stalker and if you have ever seen a picture of him he does look like a cartoon character/cross dresser, that's what makes his macho act so funny.

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13. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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Are we talking about the same person who reportedly stalked Kelly DD into temporary retirement? Is this the same person that wrote a number of suicide notes on this board, amidst a mental melt down, the likes that this board will never see again.

Guess he has the quals to be a Mod, all things considering....

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14. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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Yes I think their talking bout Falkenberg

First I thought it was Pumpire but finally caught on...


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You mean this guy........

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15. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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   Falkie is just a worthless little turd and that's giving him the benefit of the doubt, the other really fat coward who is a Sac. mod, has a criminal record for stalking and has at least two restraining orders issued against him that I know of.

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16. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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ron, I think "the other really fat coward who is a Sac. mod" is a mod of the "Another Side of Sac" forum (ASS), and not the Sac Lounge... just so nobody who happens to stumble in here gets confused.

(I am disciple of ancient Chinese philosopher, Confused-us)


Suitcase
We have met the enemy and he is us

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17. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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   Correct but if I mention his name my post will get deleted, I have no problem with the Lounge mods.

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18. "RE: A story about the fat mod"
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The truth is a scared rabbit on RB. There is nothing Red fears more than it.

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