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"Funny on me!"
 
LAST EDITED ON 30-Jul-10 AT 03:35 PM (PST)
 
So I am a huge coffee drinker, particularly Starbucks. I have my local Starbucks right by where I live and I am in there like two or three times a day. Now they offer "treat receipts". This is for a discounted drink if you return again same day for a drink later. I always return, yet I am not typically a save receipt type person, this will be my first attempt at it. Anyhow on this particular day I had deliberately remembered, and saved my reciept in my purse, it was an odd color green, stuck it in a pocket. Anyhow I go for my afternoon coffee and right as I pay I remember sticking my receipt in my purse earlier. So quite proud of myself for finally playing the "treat receipt" game with my good buddies at Starbucks , I give the kid the money and then remember my receipt. I say "Oh oh oh wait!, Here!" and I pull the green looking receipt from my purse still folded and hand it to him. He is young, maybe 20? he opens the reciept and stares and stares and turns bright red all the way to his ears. he says "um hmmm this isnt ours." he hands it back. I look down and have inadvertently given him the receipt from my recent purchase at the XXX Adult superstore for a couple vibrators, a strap on, cock ring, lube, condoms, etc etc.... LOL then I kept my straight face, got my drink and left.
LOL!

I have abandoned all future "treat receipt" notions. Its not for me.

-Your Wonder Woman-

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1. "RE: Funny on me!"
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Considering how hot looking you are you probably made his day, and one can only wonder what he will be telling his buddies about the little mix-up.


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2. "RE: Funny on me!"
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That's called your "game face"... funny story. Thanks.


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3. "RE: Funny on me!"
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   It depends on what you were wearing. Well, no, it doesn't really matter what you were wearing. Had it been me, I would have coolly said, "Ma'am, this receipt not only gets you a discounted drink, but free drinks the entire week. Come back as often as you like."

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7. "RE: Funny on me!"
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LAST EDITED ON 31-Jul-10 AT 01:13 PM (PST)
 
Suitcase, we BOTH had to do the "game face" poor kid. He had a monster line to handle and he kept it as cool as me. LOL

Stillettolvr, yes if he plays his cards right, I will wear my wonder woman costume in there at Halloween, my way of saying "thanks for being a good sport".

RM, you have no idea!

CC I have no doubt you would have been so naturally smooth.

If I had been equally smooth I may have insisted that "yes indeed, this is my treat receipt!"

It gives the term "treat receipt" a whole new meaning.

-Your Wonder Woman-

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4. "RE: Funny on me!"
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You are a naughty girl. Very amusing story Jewels.

"The love you take is equal to the love you make."
Paul McCartney

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5. "RE: Funny on me!"
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Funny story, Jewels; it could happen to any of us

"Starbucks Junkies"!

Hope you're having a great weekend.

It's always Summer at my place! xoxo

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6. "RE: Funny on me!"
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Meanwhile, this poor kid has to live with the reality that Wonder Woman strolled into his work place one day and plunked down a list of all the items that came straight outta one of his fantasies about you..and it wasn't a dream!

He'll be traumatized for life..

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8. "RE: Funny on me!"
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My face just turned red from ear to ear reading this !

But seriously can you imagine the kids face if it was me that handed him the receipt ?
(As I smiled and winked at him)

NvH

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9. "RE: Funny on me!"
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I love a story that makes me laugh and get wood at the same time.

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Truth, Justice and the American Way

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10. "RE: Funny on me!"
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   Great story! Very well written. But do you also get a treat receipt at the XXXX Adult Superstore?


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11. "RE: Funny on me!"
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Great story Jewels! I'm glad you are saving your reciepts....never pay more taxes than necessary. Of course the audit will be an eye opener for the IRS agent.

Love you sweetie!
Tony95603

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12. "RE: Funny on me!"
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Jewels can Etch A Sketch receipts for the IRS agent. Funny story.


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13. "RE: Funny on me!"
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   LAST EDITED ON 12-Aug-10 AT 09:50 PM (PST)
 
If that happened to me when I was in my early 20's I would have turned red as a beet not to mention my verbal response would have been that of a babbeling idiot...especially considering the view on the other side of the counter...


NoHassles

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14. "RE: Funny on me!"
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   hahaha...How funny. I've done the refill a few times but leave a decent tip. Maybe if you left a few trinkets behind in the tip jar from your adult purchases? lol...
" I've never had a 'bad' orgasm "

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15. "RE: Funny on me!"
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   That is awesome! LMAO

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