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Saw you at the human sacrifice last week. - m4w - 32

Reply to: pers-202151729@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-02, 9:57AM PDT

I saw you at the Hallowed Chasm sacrifice ceremony last week. I looked at you and you looked at me and I think there was a sort of unspoken connection there. You were one of the priestess lords, and when disrobed I saw a small birthmark on your inner thigh in the shape of a ram’s head. You were also the one that handed our 23rd level dark cleric the blade of redemption which he used for the human sacrifice.

You probably didn’t see my face very well; it was covered mostly by my ceremonial robe. I had on a dark red cloak and was the only one there wearing the Pendant of Cissifur (it was a gift from the black bishop of the Sacramento Hallowed Chasm chapter for committing murder purification on an enemy of the temple.)

I didn’t make it to the orgy afterwards because the human blood I consumed made me a little sick (where are they getting these human sacrifices these days? It’s like they can only find homeless bums or down-on-their-luck prostitutes on 9th street. A bunch of us are going to bring this up at the next Legion Quorum.) So I went home to vomit, read from the sacred tome of Bleeth and watch TV.

Anyways, I thought when you let your body become possessed by the felled blighted and you started speaking in tongues you looked really cute, and if possible I’d like to meet up with you outside one of the cult functions. I know technically I’m not supposed to date a priestess lord, but the Hallowed Chasm rarely enforces that rule any more and it’ll probably be changed soon.

A little about me: I’m single, 32 years old, a level 19 Chasm brother, about 6’2” with short dark hair. I work out pretty often, and I’m in good shape. I enjoy going to the movies, romantic dinners at home and day trips to San Francisco. I have a pretty good job and a perfect credit rating. I’m a little shy at first, but once I get to know you I open up a lot.

I should tell you I just got out of a pretty serious relationship, which ended after my girlfriend of 4 months discovered my copy of the Tome of Bleeth and I had to perform murder purification on her before she could tell anyone (this is also why I want to date someone who is already a Chasm member, so I won’t have to hide my sacred texts, robes, human bones etc.)

If you think you might like to meet me, drop me an email. I should tell you, I’m totally committed to the brotherhood and I’d insist you be too (judging by how you mated with the corpse as he was in the throws of death at the ceremony last week, I don’t think that’ll be a problem)

Thanks, Pat.

Damn, and I thought playing Arcanum, Wraith and Call of Cuthulu in HIGHSCHOOL made me a geek...

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

>I didn’t make it to the orgy afterwards because the human blood I consumed made me a little sick
>(where are they getting these human sacrifices these days? It’s like they can only find homeless
>bums or down-on-their-luck prostitutes on 9th street.