1. Ladies, be a bit more specific about your location. You don't have to give me the street address BUT just saying "South Bay" is a pretty big area. How about San Jose, Milpitas etc...

2. Ladies, saying you have incall in the east bay/sfo? There is no place that borders the east bay/sfo unless you have a place on a bridge that we don't know about. If you are offering two incalls, be specific.

3. Ladies, when you leave the area and then come back, don't tell us you are "back by popular demand" when you have no reviews and no one has any info on you. I promise I won't be calling you.

4. Ladies, if you are not available or have left the area, please adjust your ad accordingly. I don't want to call you at 9pm when your ad says you are available in area X until midnight only to have you tell me you are no longer available/fully booked/or left.

5. Misspellings. Look, I know you aren't all college grads...BUT run a spell check once in a while. The better your ad looks, the better you look.

6. Rates: List your rates in your ad...especially if you are new and have no reviews. I love it when the ad is empty of rates and then you say you will not discuss rates or services over the phone. Why then would I try and see you?

7. If you are not RBGFE you should not be charging more than $$.2 for an hour. I don't care how hot you are or how well reviewed you are. I won't be overpaying for standard service.

8. Don't tell me in your ad you are RBGFE but then don't do something (BBBJ or DATY or DFK). If you don't do even one of those items, you don't qualify for RBGFE.

9. Don't state you are lite GFE...there is no such thing.

10. Pictures: make 'em bigger than thumb nail size or don't post them. If I can't get a good look at you in more than one pick, I won't be calling.

11. When you are a high volume provider, don't ask us to prebook 2 or 3 days before you arrive. You aren't going to keep track of the fact that we are to see each other at 1pm on Thursday...

12. Gentleman: let's do a better job with reviews. Always plug in the donation you gave. Putting it "as listed in ad" doesn't help. If she gave you a break or was running a return client special, just plug in her standard rate. It isn't always listed in the current ad.

13. Gentleman: In writing reviews, run the spell check and re-read what you wrote. It would be nice if it made sense.

14. Gentleman: I'm all for not giving the blow by blow (so to speak) of the encounter BUT check those boxes so we can see what services she provides. If she asks you not to mention the BBBJWS then don't but let us know she offers BBBJ.

Anything I missed? probably...so chime in...

Actually, you covered it exceptionally well.

Just one nit to pick: would it be 'OK' to ask that we don't start every long/explanatory post with...

"OK, so I...."

When did 'OK' become internet-ese for "Now I am starting to say something..." ??

Also, just because you say "any money exchanged is for my time only" doesn't mean you can nickel and dime me for each thing I want on the menu. Learn what "all-inclusive" means.

"You only think you're free"

Ditto. That's fifty percent of the entire fucking point of the reviews. "as listed..." is so fucking useless because half of them change their prices every four hours. What we want to know is what you paid. You're embarassed you overpaid...we don't care. We simply want the straight info.

Rev. 22:20 "Surely I come quickly. Amen."

8. Don't tell me in your ad you are RBGFE but then don't do something (BBBJ or DATY or DFK). If you don't do even one of those items, you don't qualify for RBGFE.

9. Don't state you are lite GFE...there is no such thing."

These are all peeves of mine, but you are never ever going to get anywhere close to full compliance on this for 2 main reasons:

1- It makes economic sense for agencies to mislead guys as to services provided, so they co-opt terms invented elsewhere for their own, and give them their own definitions. Or in the case of some agencies, they say that the women describe what services they provide and are advertised accordingly, whether the women provide those services or not. This way it makes more financial sense for the girls to advertise at a better service level, but neither the org nor the girl can be held accountable for service that doesn't meet with expectations.

...and yes, I'm looking at you, KP

2- Just about all girls are going to be YMMV on some level. Even if they consistently provide DFK for most guys, they may not like facial hair or the look in some guys' eye and won't kiss him. I can almost guarantee you that I've gotten bad service from a girl that advertised as GFE or RB-GFE because of some flaw of mine despite the fact that I'm friendly, clean, and gentle.

The only real recourse is honest reviews and doing research before you see a provider. That way a guy can see if a girl pretty consistently provides the advertised services or not, doesn't see those providers that don't consistently provide the services they want, and the cream will naturally rise to the top.

1. Please check appropriate service blocks. I don't care to go through and read long posts that are sometimes illegable to find out what is offered. I want to see at a glance: FS BBBJ DFK etc.

2. When checking boxes please don't be redundant- i.e. Don't check all BBBJ BBBJTC BBBJTCWS. If she gives BBBJTCWS it's pretty clear BBBJ is offered.

3. Only exception to #2 above may be if she offered BBBJ and YOU chose CBJ. I've nearly missed (and probably have missed)seeing girls because you guys checked CBJ on a lady that offers BBBJ. Open the first couple of reviews and see CBJ and then move on.

1. Men who call to attempt to use me as a 900 number Let me refer you to Facebook, Friendster, Meetup.com, your local coffee shop, numerous chat rooms, etc

2. Stinkiness …If I smell like sugar, spice, & everything nice, then...

3. Negotiators, there is a search option where you can put in your available funds & a plethora of options will pop up at you

4. More of a silly thing than a peeve, but guys who each time they call have a different name. Pick your favorite name & stick w/ it

5. Guys who don’t read the basics then ask on the phone…Who: Basic stats, What: FBSM, Escort, etc., When: availability, Where: location-am I even on the side of the water you want

6. That some guys put ALL providers into one negatively portrayed category, because of their own unfortunate experiences

7. The double standards that at times can overwhelm a topic on these boards

Natalia
Formerly: Eastbay_Natalia

Lady - Call me when you get close.

Me - Where are you?

Lady - In the Sacramento area.

Me - I know that. But how will i know if i am close? Sacramento is a large area.

Lady - Uhhh... Just call me when you are on your way.

Me - Well if you don't give me the general area i won't be on my way.

And then of course they finally get their head out of their ass and tell me. LOL!!

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http://www.mypinkbook.com/dcforum2/gtalk/5919.html

this is just another way to give the "GFE" or RBGFE information with less ambiguity.

Also, I second the request to put good location info. Even if a specific small city would not be mentioned, what we want to know is, how far to your location. East bay and south bay are way to large an area to make that judgment. Let us know a highway interchange near by, or the largest city "near san jose" or "near pinole"