Good girls blush when they watch porn, bad girls smile cause they know they can do better.

When it comes to naughty behavior I have a positive can do attitude

Who makes more money Drug dealers or Prostitutes? Prostitutes silly coz they can clean the Crack and re-use it!!

If God really was a women, wouldn't sperm taste like chocolate?

I want to be treated like an Oreo cookie, twisted - licked and dunked in something milky.

Drinking non alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin... It tastes the same but you know its wrong!

hUJOH h77V3J W.I ... to crack the code type it into your phone n turn it upside down!!

The sexiest thing a woman can have on is confidence!!

Seriously..if you want us to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you guys need to learn to save a tree and eat a beaver..

Skinny jeans, stretchy pants and really short shorts should have a weight limit! I mean there is really no need to see someones elephant toe!

More to cme .........

Boys are automatically so much more attractive when they're funny.

Why are you naked? ...Why aren't YOU naked?

I AM ALWAYS TIRED BECAUSE I BECOME A SUPERHERO AT NIGHT

I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly...
(so true lol)

Frozen Computer...maybe if I click EVERYWHERE it will start working again.

Oh no its the police, Look as white as you can

The impossibility of removing skinny jeans sexily.

i'll buy you anything babe... LOL jk, were in a recession bitch

Miss Me Yet? - GW Bush

the list goes on lol

OF ALL PASSIONS, LUST IS THE MOST INTENSE ;)

Make her job easier-be a fuckable john.