LAST EDITED ON 22-Aug-10 AT 00:50 AM (PST)
I just had to share this because it's so funny.

Earlier tonight Jessica and I were at an apartment complex we own loading some equipment into my SUV. I noticed this guy rolling an equipment box across the far side of the parking lot then stop to rest.
I was about to go roust him when he approached us and asked if we could give him a ride to his house a few blocks away. He'd gotten laid off his maintenance job earlier in the day and was taking his tools home. It was about 105 degrees and he was tired after walking a couple of miles.
Well I figured being nice and having the guy owe me a favor was better than the risk of telling a strange man to fuck off in the dark. So I gave him a bottle of water and told him we'd be happy to give him a ride.
He asked what us ladies were doing so, and I explained we owned the complex and were working late.
So, off we go a few minutes later and he tells us his story.
Apparently he got fired because he felt his boss was queer and was coming onto him. He said, "the guy wanted to make me his boytoy" and went into this whole anti-gay rant. LOL
I'm thinking, "Oh great, now I have a homophobic stranger with a big wrench in my car." LOL So we let him rant and tried not to laugh.
He just lived a couple of blocks away. (thank god) So we get to his house and unload his gear. And then he proceeds to thank us profusely, told us what nice girls we were and then gave us both a big HUG!
I hope he didn't hear us laughing at the irony as we drove away, kissing.
Good thing it was dark...
ROTFLMAO,
TS Jamie
