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The7thStorehouse click here to view user rating
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"Homemade Love Doll"
 
   Allright fellow masturbators...getting tired of using just the hand? Want to try something different? Well, today's your lucky day!

I am about to share with you instructions on how to make a love doll. This is for the guy who prefers not to have a real love doll in the house because he doesn't want his SO or family members to know that he uses one, because he is embarrassed, because he doesn't want to worry about someone finding where he hides it, or for whatever reason. The love doll that I am going to show you how to make is completely made up of home products. The best part is that after you are done, you can easily take it apart and put them all back in their normal spots in your house...of course washing whatever needs to be washed. Here are the things you will need:

2 cold/hot gel packs (reusable)
2-4 scrunchies
1 small nylon drawstring sportpack
1 body pillow
1 pillow cover
your favorite lube


Warm up (to your liking) the gel packs in the microwave. Knead them so that the heat is evenly distributed. Place both packs lengthwise into the sportpack. Now take a stick the width of a broomstick and push the closed end of the pack between both gel packs. If you do this correctly, the gelpacks will be completely hidden, with the sportpack covering the upper and inner surfaces of the gelpacks. Knead everything so that you have a cylindrical shape around the stick. Take the scrunchies and wrap them around the pack, side by side to each other, and be sure that the sportpack fabric is not too tightly wrapped around the gelpacks. The scrunchies that you want look almost exactly like tennis wrist bands, but do not use tennis wrist bands because they are not as elastic.

Now put this on the edge of your body pillow and roll the pillow all the way like you are rolling up carpet. Put the entire rolled-up pillow into a pillow cover so that this stays intact. Now remove the stick and there you have your pussy hole. Pour some lube in there and stick your cock in when you feel you are ready to start fucking. Watch some porn to stimulate you. The scrunchies will expand when your cock enlarges or goes in and out, but there will also be a steady squeezing of your cock as they go back to shape. You can try other fabrics if you want to experiment with other feels...but nylon works great. The gel packs will feel like it is wrapping around your cock, and the lube will help the entire experience feel like you are fucking a real and tight pussy. Try to get the better body pillow (the kind you find at Bed Bath & Beyond) so that the feel of its smooth or soft fabric enhances your experience. You will find that many positions work great...missionary, doggy, on top, etc.

So give it a try! Don't forget to wash the sportpack when you are done...

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1. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   You have to be kidding right? RIGHT?!

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2. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   wow...i'd rather spend $100 on a 15 minute quickie than resort to this...LOL

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3. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   gel packs - $7.50
small pack - $40.00
pillow - $15.00
pillow case - $10.00
scrunchies? - $5.00

picture of someone boinking a complicated, time consuming, messy, stupid homemade fuck pack... priceless.

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4. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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I'd hit it, the hardware store had me at "hello".
281

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5. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   LAST EDITED ON 17-Aug-09 AT 08:38 PM (PST)
 
Don't do this stoned or drunk because you might get carried away.

http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/User_files2/399vu426j4n7wqf5.jpg

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6. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   LAST EDITED ON 17-Aug-09 AT 08:40 PM (PST)
 
>Don't do this stoned or drunk because you might get carried
>away.
>
>
>
>http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/User_files2/399vu426j4n7wqf5.jpg

I don't think there's a big bone in a penis. In case anyone's not sure, that pic's a fake.

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7. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   Wow, are you serious? Your like the macguyver of jacking off lmfao!

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8. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   Much rather spend 80 on this

http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/User_files2/t3l5dxt40zj1c4k8.jpg

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9. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   I'd fuck a snake if you held it & make it safe.......

"Every time you masturbate you save $200 bucks"

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11. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   Every time you fuck a snake you save $200 bucks.

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17. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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Somebody likes sugar.

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18. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   Much rather spend 80 on this
http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/User_files2/t3l5dxt40zj1c4k8.jpg

And what if that's a guy? Still worth $80?

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19. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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Guy or girl, they've had a lot of tooth work done. Look at all that hardware...

Interesting x-ray, tho.

-Grey

Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and tast Good with ketchup!

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15. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   <<Don't do this stoned or drunk because you might get carried away.>>


...and end up taking your sportpack to Vegas for a quickie wedding?

tav

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10. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   I really can't visualize this.
Can you post some Ikea-type graphic assembly diagrams?

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12. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   Man, just get a Fleshlight. And if anyone asks what it is, just say it's the box your penis comes in.

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13. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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Whatever happened to just microwaving a catelope and cutting out a round hole?

There ya go. $3.

I just saved you $100 and about 3 hours of your life.

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16. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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What about taking a warm piece of liver and placing it in a shoebox with a hole on the side? Not quite as gross as it sounds.


"I don't know, it's just the way I am"

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21. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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LAST EDITED ON 19-Aug-09 AT 00:33 AM (PST)
 
>> Not quite as gross as it sounds.<<

I disagree....I believe that would be at least as gross as it sounds.

I think I'll stick to an occasional squicking.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squicking

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14. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   Guys, guys, guys...take it for what it's worth to you! Criticizing or ridiculing the idea doesn't do anyone any good. I'm merely suggesting another option to your masturbating repertoire, and I'm sure there are a lot of guys here who are at the very least curious to see how this would go for them.

If there's one thing that is common amongst RB members, it is the fact that experimenting with various forms of pleasure is high on our list. So if you are capable of transcending your own insecurities about how funny you may look fucking a "love doll", you will know how good this actually feels when you try it.

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20. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   I've asked this before but I'll ask it again, WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE?

But thanks for the laugh.

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22. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   I admit, I too was LMAO when I re-read the post, but I thought I'd give it a shot. Maybe we guys are just not built to talk about these kinds of things seriously. I can't imagine a group of women having a problem discussing cucumbers versus carrots, for example.

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23. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   >I admit, I too was LMAO when I re-read the post, but I
>thought I'd give it a shot. Maybe we guys are just not
>built to talk about these kinds of things seriously. I
>can't imagine a group of women having a problem discussing
>cucumbers versus carrots, for example.


Cucumbers definitely.... oh wait.

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24. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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   >I admit, I too was LMAO when I re-read the post, but I
>thought I'd give it a shot. Maybe we guys are just not
>built to talk about these kinds of things seriously. I
>can't imagine a group of women having a problem discussing
>cucumbers versus carrots, for example.

Maybe not, but proposing to position the cucumber (or carrot) on a chair with two bungy cords and hang a time release lube drip over the cucumber and position a glass bowl underneath the chair to collect the spillage...well, I hope you get our collective point.

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25. "RE: Homemade Love Doll"
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LAST EDITED ON 20-Aug-09 AT 07:13 AM (PST)
 
This is much easiler....

http://www.fukung.net/v/7468/diy_blowjob_machine.jpg

or this...

http://media.fukung.net/images/2349/go_fuck_yourself.jpg

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