But you have to remember that someone has to view the log of all the sites that everyone in the hotel goes to. And if they want to know exactly what you are doing at the site, they have to get additional too to sniff out which pages you are going to exactly. This is normally an extra tool that not a lot of hotels have unless the person(s) working there is really bored and/or have a lot of time on their hand.

In general, like the real traffic at hotels. People working there don't have enough time or care enough to figure out what you are doing inside your hotel. Well, unless they are really free or really nosy.

The hotel doesn't care about hobbyists (it's part of the reason they're in business).

Last week I checked into my hotel and was a bit lonely.

I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in Red Book like escorts and such, so

I found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.

She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... Well, you get the picture!

I figured, what the heck, give her a call ...... "Hello," the woman says . God, she sounded sexy.

Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated, I rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and 'Id like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.

Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.

We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?"

"That sounds fantastic," she says, "but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

WHY would they spend $ on hardware and people to log and track what people do..dang.

Fujiwara tofu rocks!

Da'Pollster
Inquiring minds want to know.

When there’s an alternative, I have quit using the wireless in hotels. I use the CAT5 connections in the room whenever it’s possible.