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Horizontal_Bopper click here to view user rating
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"Older ladies and saggy boobs"
 
   I prefer the older ladies, but saggy boobs are a huge turn-off. Is there any way to tell a woman to please, leave your bra ON, without hurting her feelings?

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1. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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   If you have an answer please do let me know

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2. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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Tell her you have a bra fetish, and a woman in a bra is what really does it for you. In the cases of women with saggy boobs, you'd almost be telling her the truth, right?

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3. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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Perhaps you should tell the provider beforehand that you really enjoy seeing ladies in their bras, particularly "shelf bras". I believe that's the term for the open bras like these:

http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/User_files2/r53v07xyy029y3d8.jpg


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Hope burns bright!

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4. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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I like older womens saggie boobs because it is easier to wrap them around my dick for Russian.

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5. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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   Aunt Peg's boobs still stood at attention well into her 50's. Au Natural!

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17. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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50's? You're too kind.

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6. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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Like to keep the muffins warm.

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7. "It's not just older women"
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   I dated a woman when I was younger, she was in her late 20's, and her tits were like deflated pancakes. Flat, circular, and hung down halfway to her abdomen. They weren't large, just saggy. Not fun to look at.

Looking at the Woodstock film, and other pictures from the 60's, looks like the bra-burning hippie chicks types got saggy tits before they were out of college.

Some very chesty Latinas and Eastern European girls also have very saggy tits, but they're so damn big, it's good. There are a few pictures right here in RB classifieds like that, just saw one yesterday. If you like 'em large, gravity has a way of pulling 'em down.

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8. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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Just tell them you like it with their bra on. I'm sure they have heard much stranger things.

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9. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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   Just say no. Pass. Isn't that part of the reason that we play, to spend time with a play with body parts that we normally don't or have access to? I like a lot of breast (34D or 34DD maximum) or very little (like 32A) but nothing that looks like deflated ballons. Very much a turn off.

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10. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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I'd say the fetish route is the easiest and best to get what you want.

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11. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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   Gretel had great tits a year ago but she lost a lot of wt. and I guess most was on her tits. She still lists herself as 36DD, not!
They look great in a bra but when it comes off, oh my god, huge disappointment.

But you're right saggy tits in a nice sexy bra over comes that dilemma I think most providers would be fine with leaving the bra
on if they thought it turned you on.

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12. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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Tell her you love pancakes for breakfast. Your companion will either dim the lights, keep her bra or bend over for a doggie style penetration.

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13. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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Do they complain about our saggy balls.
That reminds me. I was watching some cable concert of
Margaret Cho and she did this funny bit about how some
old guy was fucking her doggy style and his balls were
hitting her in the face.


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14. "Do they complain about our saggy balls?"
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If they are, maybe it's time for one of these.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cALMqlFUebI

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16. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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   I have one comment to make/add. "mud flap tittes" Barf!

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18. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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LAST EDITED ON 26-Oct-09 AT 01:56 AM (PST)
 
fighting the forces of evil since 1952...

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http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/User_files2/qyn8v98w8yw9j3ny.jpg

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Falkie


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19. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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   be sure to ask her if you should wear your shorts to conceal your older saggy balls.... ho ho ho....

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20. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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   Old Hawaiian greeting (and sage advice): "Never let your coconuts hang down below your grass skirt".

I think it applies to both the kanaka and the wahine.

TJWrong

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21. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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   If you're paying for it - you can call the shots. Don't ask...rather tell her to keep her bra on. In fact with the older MILFs you may want to also request a paper bag with a hole cut out for her mouth and a 2x4 for your ass.

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22. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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Dude, sorry to tell you this, but "most" natural boobs are saggy, unless she's some sort of fitness gal, most will be saggy. I don't mind though, I love hooters.
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23. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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Yes, by e-mail!

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24. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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   Blame this on the malt whiskey I'm sippin...

Consider it training for when you're a really old pharte. You'll get to see them all the time then and she'll have to hear your drop the twins in the toilet everytime when you go #2...

Either ask her to put them in a over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder or if they're really are long, flip them over the shoulder out of sight while you snuggle in the warm areas under them...

Or..just be kind...they used to be perky once...you just werent there at the time to behold them. She may need your hands as support...lol! Besides she may be extra glad at the kindness, drop the dentures out and gum you like theres no tomorrow!

Reminds me of a conversation 2 fleas had on my head where the hair used to part..Old flea to young flea..."Son, I used to remember when this here highway, was merely a footpath"...

Honor dem udders...no matter the vintage!

Here's some guffaws from the Greaseman....
http://www.greaseman.org/sounds/greatest_hits/205_-_Looking_for_Ugly_Women.mp3

Love the one you're with and laugh like you're deranged as often as you can...

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25. "RE: Older ladies and saggy boobs"
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Never a boob man, I've seen older ladies with killer legs and ass. That's all I need.

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