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"Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
 
   I'm sure someone has a few suggestions on how to round out this Top 10 List ...

Top 10 Signs you're a Monger

1) When you see a $200 utility or credit card bill you can think of a better way you could have spent that money

2) When you get a bonus at work - your mind quickly calculates how many times you can see your ATF

3) Every time you drive by a street where you once saw an RA you start wondering how much cash you have in your wallet and how much time you have to spare ...

4)When you watch ESPN and the NHL scores scroll by when you see the score for the CBJ - you don't think about the Columbus Blue Jackets ...

5) You drive by a YMCA - and instead of thinking exercise you think of Dining ...

6) When your SO talks about taking a holiday to Greece - you smile but don't understand why a trip to the Greek Isles would require plane reservations ...

7) When driving by or staying at a hotel you just know there's an RA in there somewhere ...

8) When your friends or SO ask you if you want something special for your birthday ... you can't tell anyone what you really want !!!

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1. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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Nice list. Only 8 there by my count though.

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2. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   When your buds refer to your friend Alin as Ali, and wonder what your weekend gambling trip was like........

The first thing that enters your mind is what the previous weekend was like with your other friend Ali (Algeria).

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3. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   9) You can't focus on your work because of your Korean hottie co-worker

10) You wonder which of your 'professional' contacts are frequenting the same places you are!

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4. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   How about when you sit down in the waiting room at the dentist and see a magazine titled "Redbook" on the table and you think......"Nawwwwww,no way"?

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5. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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When certain words trigger a response!

Hobby
Tips
Relax
Room numbers
Switching phone to silent mode
Xmas bonuses
Payday
You supa mon.
2x's
Waitress say Wat U wont? or U finich?
Passing by undergarment shops in the mall & recollecting where I've seen that outfit.
SO gives U a long grocery list or other errand & you start calculating the time.

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6. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   9. When you go to Costco and see an attractive 30ish Asian lady in nice clothes shopping and start wondering Is she familiar?, Could she be?, Her rates must be about...
10. When you go to Costco and the woman at the checkout behind you is buying two boxes of disposable latex surgical gloves, and you look at her and wonder if she could be a prostate FBSM specialist....
Unfortunately both these happened to me today.

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7. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   How about when your loan agent tells you she'll give you a "GFE" (good faith estimate) to reveiw. I instantly was not thinking about the house anymore.

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8. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   When eating at a Chinese buffet place and the sound system is playing the same CD that a recent baby-oil girl played, as soon as you recognize the music you feel funny down there

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9. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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13(?). Having to stop yourself from detailing the merits (quality of shower, comfort of bed, ease of lobby entry, etc.) of all the downtown SF hotels when asked by a civie for a hotel recommendation.

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10. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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Nice list.

How about when you hear about new cellphone ads you think about your hobby phone? And where you are hiding it and when will the minutes run out.

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11. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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You buy Kirkland brand shampoo so you dont smell differently when you go home.

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22. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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>You buy Kirkland brand shampoo so you dont smell differently when you go home.

LOL!

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12. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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I scored 1 out of 8. What does that mean?

Be the change
you wish to see

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13. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   When you misspell "day" (daty), you smile a knowing smile - and not just because you can't type.

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14. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   LAST EDITED ON 17-Nov-09 AT 02:41 AM (PST)
 

9) When you pull up to gas station that offers FULL SERVICE, you smile looking for a hottie to give you a bj and nookie, while someone's checking your oil and washing your windshield

10) While watching the Sharks or hockey / soccer highlights, when the broadcaster announces SHOTS ON GOAL and you start going over the arguments and issues for Multiple Shots on Goal

(then you quickly start thinking of that session with a hottie that you shot all over on multiple times)


Livefast

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15. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   When I see any woman, I wonder about her price and menu.

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16. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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Like last night at the mall where they have a little kiosk offering neck and back massages and I immediately wondered if there was a "happy ending".

"God knew what he was doing when he created Women"

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18. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   :7

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17. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   One more : When you can't stop checking out the classified ad on RB on a daily basis.

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19. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   When you see a hot civilian and you think to yourself "what a waste".

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20. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   Let's see if I am.

YES 1) When you see a $200 utility...

YES 2) When you get a bonus at work...

YES 3) Every time you drive by a street...

NO 4)When you watch ESPN...

NO 5) You drive by a YMCA...

NO 6) When your SO talks about taking a...

YES YES YES (AND LARGE APT COMPLEXES TOO!) 7) When driving by or staying...

YES 8) When your friends or SO ask you if...


Seems like I probably am. Especially #7. Everytime I go by one of those large apt complexes...

tav

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21. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   When you see a really hot girl at the mall (sidewalk, grocery store) instead of thinking what you could possibly say to a girl like that, you think how much you'd be willing to pay.

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23. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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When you see any woman, you wonder about her menu.

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24. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   Whenever I see a dolled up young lady, usually around a mall I assume she has a price. I don't assume she's on the job, I just assume that at some level of compensation she'll give it up.

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25. "RE: Top 10 Signs you're a Monger"
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   >Whenever I see a dolled up young lady, usually around a mall
>I assume she has a price. I don't assume she's on the job,
>I just assume that at some level of compensation she'll give
>it up.

There it is!

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