9.Not only do you go to, "events", you, "sponsor", your, "ATF", to go also.

8. All reviews you write are 10's

7. You write 3 or more reviews for the same provider within a 30 day period all saying the same thing.

6. You see new providers and pay their asking rate for 2 or more hours.

5. You do overnighters.

4. You take providers on vacation with you.

3. You rent hotel rooms/rental cars under your name for providers.

2. You make, "loans", to providers.

and the number one sign you are a lap dog:

1. You propose marriage to a provider.

PZA

a) A discount
b) Come out of retirement for you
c) A referral for other providers regardless if she's seen you or not
d) Extras that regular clients don't get
e) bbfs

2. When another guy posts something rude about a provider, you try to protect the provider and stand up for her because you think she will give you:

a) A discount
b) Come out of retirement for you
c) A referral for other providers regardless if she's seen you or not
d) Extras that regular clients don't get
e) bbfs

Not sure why this is a characteristic of a lapdog?

An ATF, is by definition, a provider that you like a lot. Hence, it would be logical to want to spend more time with her, such as an overnight. Why would that make you a lapdog?

I got one right, any prizes?

The more appropriate word is "Stupid"