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SuperSugarDad click here to view user rating
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122 posts, 3 feedbacks, 6 points		 17-Dec-09, 02:48 PM (PST)
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"How not to get me UP"
 
Ok, here some sexual humor for you!. We all have our ways that we like to get the BLOOD Flowing! Personaly, I love kissing. It makes me POP right up if she is a good kisser. there are the other standard things. soft grope of the twins, nibble on my neck and ears. ect ect ect. HOWEVER!! Please do not grab MR. HAPPY and treat him as if your are trying to start your Chainsaw or Lawn Mower!

I CHIT you not! This women went straight to him and as if Mr. Happy were a tooth and she was a dentist!< She YANKED like there was no tomorrow! Talk about a Taffy PULL, PHUCKIN OUCH! and when she asked what was wrong? I was like, YOUR KIDDING RIGHT? what if i just shoved my Fist up your arse with out warning or lube. But she did make up for it. She had a mouth like a Hoover! Im a little Bruised now, I dont think she really liked what she was doing. Either that or she hates dick!

Never the less, unless I become a Honda Lawn Mower! Im staying away from her.

SSD

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auditor1
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4 posts, Rate this user		 17-Dec-09, 04:17 PM (PST)
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1. "RE: How not to get me UP"
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   Who was she?

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eros2354 click here to view user rating
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2964 posts, 11 feedbacks, 21 points		 18-Dec-09, 08:18 AM (PST)
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2. "RE: How not to get me UP"
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LAST EDITED ON 18-Dec-09 AT 08:19 AM (PST)
 
Don't let a psychotic one get hold of it. Sounds like a Lorraina Bobbit w/o the blade.

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toothpick
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30 posts, Rate this user		 18-Dec-09, 05:40 PM (PST)
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3. "RE: How not to get me UP"
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   yea happened to me once, very uncomfortable, she tried to get me to nut but it didn't happen, said the act gave her a real arm workout though...

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140 posts, 3 feedbacks, 6 points		 18-Dec-09, 06:13 PM (PST)
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4. "RE: How not to get me UP"
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   Many, many women have no idea that a penis is a special part of a man, full of sensitive nerve endings; and not a mechanical pump to be treated roughly and thoughtlessly.

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bobbybegood
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359 posts, Rate this user		 18-Dec-09, 07:02 PM (PST)
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5. "RE: How not to get me UP"
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   Different strokes for different folks, as they say. I often find myself telling the lady, "Go ahead, you're not gonna break it."

--BBG

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1109 posts, 28 feedbacks, 49 points		 18-Dec-09, 10:34 PM (PST)
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6. "RE: How not to get me UP"
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I hope you are not referring to Sookie - the certified Hoover machine on Asian forum. I do not remember it was that hard that will cause me pain but I do remember CIM , rest with massage and MSOG on CS. This is what it is. Cheers

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128 posts, 1 feedbacks, 2 points		 19-Dec-09, 08:22 PM (PST)
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7. "RE: How not to get me UP"
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   I agree with you...tugging on it will not get you anywhere

The other sure fire turn off is when they slap on the condom right away when its still limp as a wet noodle...at that point i just tell myself I have my work cut out for me and hope for the best.

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f6biker
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587 posts		 19-Dec-09, 08:32 PM (PST)
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8. "RE: How not to get me UP"
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   I tell them the head feels like your clit when its sensitive, so only apply heat, lots of saliva and deep throat..other wise, its better for me if you run your tongue up the sides, base, suck on everything but the head. The key is sensuality, slow rhythms, not like trying to syphon gas out of a car....

Also each dude is different...gotta learn what each one likes and make a game out of it by starting slow..

Love the one you're with

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LAST EDITED ON 20-Dec-09 AT 08:56 AM (PST)
 
In retro, would she like it if forcefully **** her w/ my big ring on w/o lube.

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