For my birthday I spent cash to rent a suite on one of the upper floors of the W Hotel so there would be less traffic. I arranged 19 year old wine, catered food, excellent porn all for a really good birthday.

The babe I arranged was supposed to be upscale. Read the reviews and looked at the pictures but not closely. When she showed up at the hotel she was twice the size I was anticipating. I paid the hottie at the front desk to help me figure out size because I purchased a cheerleader outfit. Ok, before you comment it was my birthday. Anyway, the call from the front desk came with the size and I was stunned.

How can you charge $500 and you're not height weight proportionate? Actually how can you charge $500 if you're larger than 140 pounds and less than 5'7"? I was just so crushed. I mean it was my birthday. Had been looking forward to a really hot session with a tight babe. Was I supposed to ask her her weight and height before booking the session? Has anything like this ever happened to anyone else? I feel like I've lost my bearing on seeing providers. I've never been so off before in picking a date. Never had a worse birthday. When I talked to the cutie from the front desk she said the jeans the provider was wearing weren't designer. Her shoes, top were something really poor in quality. I just felt so ripped off. If I'm crying in my beer forgive me fellas. I wanted my birthday to be special.

did you boink, send her home?????????

I have been disappointed one too many times by fake/misleading adds and pictures.

I get a call the day of and she is apologizing saying she cant make it and didn't really give any good reason I can remember (happened 3 yrs ago). I was pissed so trying to salvage the night I begin to look for another provider to hook up with and lo and behold her ad is up and in the same city we were supposed to meet. WTF....I called her to get an explanation and she said she couldn't do the multi hr session due to some girlfriend issues or some other bulls***t reason. Even though I was still pissed we ended up hooking up later that night for a much shorter session. I was really paranoid about LE back then to try someone new on such short notice.

Several months later I learned she mangaged and working with a stable of girls. When thinking about it the only thing I could think of was her manager (pimp) didn't like the idea of some regular wining and dinning his girl for a nice night out and treating her like a woman should be treated. I always wondered why she was able to meet me as originally planned (timewise) unless she told her pimp that I was a totally different client.

Anyway I haven't seen her since I learned she was managed

What does her height have to do with her looks, service or donation??? Certainly there are major hotties out there who are shorter than 5-7. Likewise, some guys like a bigger woman so no issue with donation on that front either.

I guess the thing would be to ask in advance her size and check that against reviews and any 411 inquiries. Even then you still might not get the answer desired.

I think a better idea would be to do a shorter session with provider in question in advance to see if there is a click and if she is attractive to you. (because you could have paid and got the uber hottie who laid there like a bump on a stump--think how bad that would have been)

I'm sorry to hear that you didn't have a great day, but it could be much worse. (Furthermore you should have been able to just go to the 2nd floor bar in XYZ and found someone amongst the semi-pros.)

I passed a big hobby milestone last spring. I thought it would be fun to plan four sessions on four consecutive days as my way of celebrating. I had saved up for months. Of course I chose atfs, but it took about two months for everything to come together. One atf had an issue (surgery) and couldn't see me for a few weeks. The other three were spread out as well for minor issues. So my four in four days plan never worked. I certainly wasn't going to choose someone new just to make my fantasy happen. I was flexible, and I'm really happy how nicely it worked out. It's a lifetime memory.

Sounds like you may have had a better time with the hottie at the front desk.

You live and you learn.
That's what I've ended up doing.
I thought about going postal, but what's that going to do?

You actually did THE best thing and that is to try and salvage what you can.
I commend you for your restraint as I wouldve gone ballistic meself.

You know, looking back, had I or you gone sulking wouldve been the worst thing to do about it.
Nobody got killed and there's nothing that bad that you can't move onwards on.

Take care and may 2010 be better than 09!
Cheer's!

ALex

Because there's a sucker like you born every minute, that's why.

Hundreds of posts on RB, and you're such a n00b?

Fujiwara tofu rocks!