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midnight_rambler click here to view user rating
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"Neighbors Having Sex"
 
   Twice now including this morning I have heard my neighbor in the apartment above me having sex with his lady, mistress, whoever and I almost wanted to bang on the door yelling "Get a hotel room!" because it was driving me crazy with the already pent up frustration within . Instead I just blasted my radio speakers.


Has anyone gotten lucky, and got sloppy seconds with a neighbor?

"I'm an agent of chaos"

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f6biker
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1. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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   You should knock on the door, drop trou and say, y'all caused this...you need to get me off now...

they might beat on it with a mop, or whatever else might happen...

Love the one you're with

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2. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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   unfortunately no. But ask him to share contact info if she's a looker!

"Try this on for size"

LDD

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3. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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>Twice now including this morning I have heard my neighbor in
>the apartment above me having sex with his lady,
>mistress, whoever and I almost wanted to bang on the door
>yelling "Get a hotel room!" because it was driving me crazy
>with the already pent up frustration within . Instead I just
>blasted my radio speakers.
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Which then annoyed more neighbours.

Congratulations.


Fujiwara tofu rocks!

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bukaki69
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4. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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   Damm was that you blasting your radio??? lol

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myall4her
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5. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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Several years ago, a girlfriend and I spent two weeks in Cabo at a beautiful hotel with an ocean view. Naturally, we fucked several times a day. The couple next to us did the same and the woman was REALLY LOUD during their coupling. Seems the man's name was Fred as she screemed and yelled it over and over again. They knew we were next door but it seemed it didn't matter. "Oh, Fred, fuck me, fuck meeeeeee, yesssssss". Oddly, they werem't really good looking as looks go; I wouldn't give the woman a second look (there's a lesson there) but she was a sexual furnace on-hold pending a bedroom experience. We had trouble keeping straight faces as we shared dinner, drinks and dancing with them and, a few minutes after going to our respective rooms, "Oh Fred" started again; often wondered how O'l Fred was hung. Realy strange and funny!!!!

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6. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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Used to get that some nights during 2:30 - 3:30 am's (booty calls, after bar closes). Part of the nuisances of living in a multi-unit. Noises pertaining to sex, bowel movements,arguements,vomiting, electronics, cooking fish, BBQ's, etc.. Retaliation complaints usually follows.

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7. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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Yeah man apartments suck I live in one now and you can hear everything nothing like listening to domestic disputes at 3 in the morning

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8. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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Long ago, I lived next to some loser psycho who would say disrespectful things to his girlfriend through the wall. Shit like come in here and suck my dick, you bitch. He was a fucking squid. He weighed like 120. He was always very polite to me. He was a repo man and he wanted me to join him in his repoing cars. I declined. He could not be trusted and I didn't want to get shot repoing some poor bastard's truck. What is my point? Move if your neighbors are assholes, I guess.

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Vaseline
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9. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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   I used to bang two neighbors when I lived in a apartment. One upstairs and one down. They knew they were sharing the same bone, but everyone got what they needed.

Get some ear plugs.

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11. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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I made the mistake of banging the downstairs neighbor when I lived in an apartment in a different place than I do now. Banging was not the mistake. Banging the neighbor was. I was always tip toeing in so she wouldn't hear me. She was a little needy. Barely escaped with my life. Bygones. Live and learn.

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24. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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I have a next door neighbor that I'd like to jump, problem is she is married to an average joe that is always home... He seems to switch jobs quite a bit but is not the type to get a job where he has to travel. But every time I see her she gives me a big ol' smile. Damn. What I wouldn't do to slam that pinay. Just waiting for the right time.

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12. "which hand do you like most?"
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   Does your left hand get jealous of your right hand?
LOL...

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Vaseline
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16. "RE: which hand do you like most?"
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   Does your left hand get jealous of your right hand? Not if I keep it behind my back.

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19. "RE: which hand do you like most?"
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   >Not if I keep it behind my back.

No doubt that's where it would be anyways.

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tiga
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10. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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"Has anyone gotten lucky, and got sloppy seconds with a neighbor?"

RB needs a "penthouse forum" forum for posts like this.

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13. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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I was in a hotel room with a girl friend of mine a while back and the damn headboard would be knocking the wall. Well we were taking a rest inbetween session when the same sound came thundering through the wall from the room next door. That was a very interesting night.

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14. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Fred!

tra

Your heart and soul is what I came for...

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18. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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Sounds like they were challenging you to a contest.

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25. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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The way we were going at it I think we won the contest.

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20. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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   Wow, the first thing I do at a hotel is stuff a towel between the headboard and the wall.

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15. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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LAST EDITED ON 11-Jan-10 AT 10:37 AM (PST)
 
In the early 1990's, I had an apartment in the lower haight on the floor above several street whores. For a monthly discount of around $250/month a cute tasty brunette would drop by three or four times a week, before she went out to hit the stroll for the evening. A definite GFE, and just about everything was on the menu, including DFKS, BBFS, BBBJ, Anal, (the anal was covered). Eventually, I even gave her a key and persuaded her to take off her jeans and panties before entering my bedroom at night, (she had floppy tits, but the rest of her body was outa-site). There's nothing quite like a nekid lady slipping into your apartment and bed at midnight.

,Shazzam, roger, wilko, over and out

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17. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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I once has a neighbor at an apartment complex a few years back, who had just hit 18 right before I met her(about to graduate high school). I was on my way upstairs when I heard some giggling at the hot tub. Her and a few friends were sitting in there topless, and I walked over and they covered up. I asked jokingly if they wanted me to join(since my GF was actually upstairs in the apartment). They were like yea, come in! Well, I wasnt expecting that one, and needless to say, I couldnt do it. My excuse was I dont even have a swim suit-to which they all said just go in your boxers, or nothing at all...wow, I know I missed out on some fun there. Oh well. After running in to her again, and her discovering I had a GF, she still wanted to play. I ended up seeing her a few times, and never fucked her. Just some 4 play and a bj. Good thing we moved that next spring, she was starting to become pissy with me that I didnt pay enough attention to her. Graduation was right around the corner and she would have had way too much time on her hands to get me in trouble. Got out of the situation, clean. She was oh so fucking hot though, great ass, nice hard-body. I peeked at her ID the first chance I got, thanking god, she was of age. I lied about my age, I was I was 26 at the time, but told her I was 20. She was none the wiser, because I can still pass for 20 at 29...

"Thanks, I like to play..."

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21. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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I once had an apartment that was located below a young married couple. The guy had this mistress who would come over whenever the wife was away. She was a screamer. She use to shout, "OH BABY I'M COMING".

One day his wife came home. She turned out to be the real screamer..."WTF?" "OH HELL NO!" Ahh the good ole days...

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22. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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   That all sound like a lot of fun, and you are complaining?

I have my share of noisy neighbors too. If you can't beat them join them.

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23. "RE: Neighbors Having Sex"
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lmao!!!

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