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LanceP
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"Baby Phat vs, Old Lady Fat"
 
   Sirs, what is the difference?

Is one more tender and the other tough? I prefer a combination of both, actually.

I know this is a trivial inquiry, but I wonder.

Peace,
Lance

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Rockout click here to view user rating
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34134 posts, 161 feedbacks, 290 points		 19-Mar-10, 06:58 PM (PST)
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1. "RE: Baby Phat vs, Old Lady Fat"
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Sorry Lance, but your inquiry is too trivial.

Could you try to make it more relevant?

Thanks.

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LanceP
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3. "RE: Baby Phat vs, Old Lady Fat"
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   My inquiry is relevant, Mr. Rockout. As it is.

Peace,
Lance

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1183 posts, 50 feedbacks, 98 points		 19-Mar-10, 06:59 PM (PST)
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2. "RE: Baby Phat vs, Old Lady Fat"
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Baby fat will be a girl that is only a little bit overweight, and is carrying the weight generally on her waist, tummy, and bottom. Due to the fact that they are not a significant percentage overweight they will typically not have stretchmarks. (for example you don't have baby fat if you're 5'5" and 190lbs)
Old lady fat will have stretchmarks, and saggy skin sometimes, sometimes it will have hardend fat lumps in it. Usually this is combined with saggy breasts.
(for example old lady fat is 5'4" 190lbs+)
Stay Groovy,
Jimbo

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LanceP
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4. "RE: Baby Phat vs, Old Lady Fat"
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   Aah, I see, Mr. jimbo68.

Your clarification is very clear.

Lance

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603 posts, 18 feedbacks, 36 points		 19-Mar-10, 08:27 PM (PST)
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5. "RE: Baby Phat vs, Old Lady Fat"
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   Baby Fat = Veal Fat
Old Lady Fat = Prime Rib Fat

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10. "RE: Baby Phat vs, Old Lady Fat"
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>Baby fat will be a girl that is only a little bit
>overweight, and is carrying the weight generally on her
>waist, tummy, and bottom. Due to the fact that they are not
>a significant percentage overweight they will typically not
>have stretchmarks. (for example you don't have baby fat if
>you're 5'5" and 190lbs)

5'-5" and 190# gives a Body Mass Index of 31.6. Anyone other than an extreme body builder with that rating is obese rather than just a little bit overweight.

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15. "RE: Baby Phat vs, Old Lady Fat"
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   LAST EDITED ON 24-Mar-10 AT 03:18 PM (PST)
 
For an "Economist", your reading comprehension is pretty poor. He stated that "baby fat" is a little overweight and that someone 5-5, 190 does not have "baby fat".

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7. "RE: Baby Phat vs, Old Lady Fat"
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   Baby Phat = ghetto

Old Lady Fat = retirement home

They each have a distinct odor and I prefer to avoid both.

Prevert

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8. "RE: Baby Phat vs, Old Lady Fat"
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   This is baby fat...


http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/User_files2/c9i3a4y9g1m6m7mx.jpg

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stepcloser
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12. "RE: Baby Phat vs, Old Lady Fat"
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   Yuck man she is fat!

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runron click here to view user rating
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13. "RE: Baby Phat vs, Old Lady Fat"
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I'd call this Baby Phat.

http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/User_files2/h843e0o9pzp2l9f6.jpg

Just a little plump, skin still nice and smooth and creamy, no sags or wrinkles. Well, just one wrinkle.

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9. "RE: Baby Phat vs, Old Lady Fat"
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Remember the monger's rule of thumb equation ...

BEAUTY x SERVICE = CONSTANT

The better looking (or younger) they are the worse the service.
The worse looking (or older) they are the better the service.
Where service ranges from best (RBGFE) to worse (tons of rules).

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JoJoJo click here to view user rating
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11. "Secret RB Diet"
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> BEAUTY x SERVICE = CONSTANT

Ha! I never heard that one. It's not far from fact.

Fat has become socially acceptable in the USA.

Just look at those "How do u like my pics?" posts in the forums.

They're my Secret RB Diet, because most of them ruin my appetite every morning.

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14. "Distribution"
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   Baby fat tends to be distributed in arms, legs, thighs, ass, and face. Waists tend to be small.

As women get older, they still get phat asses and thighs, but they also get spare tires around their waists (just like us guys).

So, basically, baby fat girls tend to look like they're just kind of blown up a bit, puffy perhaps, but they the hourglass figure with thin waists. Older women-- especially after a couple kids-- tend to be more round or pear-shaped, and they don't have skinny waists so much anymore (hence the market for corsets 100 years ago).

Of course YMMV with any given woman, based on her genetics, exercise, health, diet, plastic surgery, etc.

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16. "RE: Baby Phat vs, Old Lady Fat"
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   Baby fat = you like fat chicks
Fat / Old Lady Fat / Obese / Huge = you don't like fat chicks

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