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Asian women are interested in meeting men from around the world and want to have your baby, especially handsome sexy person like you! To gain credit with Asian women, you insert coins into their eyes, that's why they have slanted eyes, silly! This will make them very happy and they will giggle a lot, which is as cute as a boatload of kittens going over Niagra Falls on a dare.
Asian women consume less red meat than their Caucasian counterparts, and so have a lower hip fracture rate than white women since they ride. cock. They are often fit and can be classified as spinners. They do not have the fupa problems American white women have.
Some white men are afflicted with a terrible infection called yellow fever. Those who suffer from this tragic affliction see Asian women as the supreme creation of Goddess. Oftentimes they also see them as passive objects that they can dominate, or maybe just women who can screw really well and enjoy an exotic dinner. The sufferers of Yellow Fever are partially correct. Asian women know how to not question the commands of persons in authority and yet remain completely in control. In fact, in many Asian cultures, an Asian woman feels greatly shamed if she loses control of her man. Hence, instead of speaking out, she will keep her feelings locked up deep inside of her and control him with her twat cum fu. This is generally very effective. American feminist greatly fear Asian women. Asian woman's Kung Fu is a 100 times better. An Asian chick will silently subdue her victim via cum-fu and he will never know what hit him.
Many Asian women come equipped with magical powers
Now that you know a little about Asian women, it is time to.....
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