Took a straight woman to a strip club once, in Dallas, the capital of strip clubs (OK, maybe Houston, but Big D is a close second).She was a Puerto Rican gal I had met on an American Airlines flight returning back from visits to NYC. We started making out on the flight, at her suggestion. Dated her for a month or so, then she moved from Dallas back to San Juan.
During one of our nights out, I took her to get sushi, then we stopped for drinks at a swinger's bar where I knew some people who worked there. I'm no swinger, but the place was infused with sex. She was intrigued, and aroused, and decided to take off her top. Which she did, briefly. That techincally wasn't allowed there, and I suggested we find another place to do that so as not to get her, me, or the people who worked there in any trouble. The discussion turned to toplessness and nudity, and I asked her if she'd ever been to a strip bar. She hadn't. So off we went next to a super-huge-high-priced strip club right off Harry Hines (forget the name of it, but it was famous at the time). Ridiculous cover to get in, but I was rich and money was but like unto water. We sat down, one of the girls came right up to her. So plastic and unreal, those girls were. Anyway, she was again intrigued and aroused, but I was kinda bored with the place. She decided not to try to compete with the working girls there, and kept her top on. We didn't stay too long. Off to my place, where, as I recall, I blindfolded her, strapped her to a chair, and DATY'ed her for a while, and set upon her with an array of vibrators until she couldn't breathe, then untied her and fucked her with gusto. The other thing I remember about that girl is that she had an intense interest in rimming. Her tongue was like a fucking laser-guided missile set to zero in on my ass. Dunno why, but she loved to tongue-fuck my ass while jerking me off, her tongue tickling my prostate. Weird, but not unpleasant (I was young, no hemmorhoids at the time). I wrote it off as being a Puerto Rican thing, dunno. Also, she liked being fucked in deep penetration, upto and into her cervix, but it HURT the tip of my dick like hell, like it pinched or poked. I think she may have had an IUD or diaphragm or something going on up there.
She was also given to exclamations in Spanish, which sounded like contrived Ricky Ricardo shit to me, and was kind of annoying. I told her so once, and she got very insulted and pissed at me. She was also about being "cool", and I was kind of goofy and nerdy and found lots of things funny that she didn't think were all that funny, and she'd give me shit about that.
Fun gal. Good times. Sorry for the boring story, but those were the dirty days.