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citrus8
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"Long Dong, Big Load"
 
   Have you ever seen those "Monster Cock" videos where the guy ends up cumming an ENORMOUS amount of cum on the girl's face? Is this due to some medical condition? Such a quantity of cum doesn't seem normal.

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1. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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You mean the fake cocks that spray out puree'd banana baby food?

Fujiwara tofu rocks!

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Robxxx
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18-Jun-10, 05:18 PM (PST)
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2. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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   You really believe that's real?

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Mrgetsome24
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3. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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   Lol.It's a porno man.That's all there is to it.lol

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4. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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   it's fake

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polarwatch
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18-Jun-10, 09:51 PM (PST)
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5. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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   LMFAO...Puree'd baby banana food? i thought it was thinned down donut glaze, gotta give the girls something sweet to eat

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Monkeyman74
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6. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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   Some porn insider info.......pre the blue pill. I know a steady 'actor' from back in the day. Yeah this was the 80's, before the wheatgrass and healthfood movement. But anyways, he was well known to blow some massive loads for the camera. He told me he would not cum for a few days before the shoot. Then leading up to the shoot he would make fresh juice. Mostly carrot, orange and celery. The carrot he said was for taste, the orange for energy, and the celery for a load. I don't think I believe it, at least the celery part. But he swore that drinking juice from a whole bunch of celery hours if not the night before would give him just gobs of jizz. I never have tried, probably cause celery tastes really horrible. But it would be good to know I guess. I'd bet there is some sexy primal thing that makes chicks think that men who have a lot of cum are superior. And though not scientific, I know for sure it wasn't the blow that made either monster cocks or massive loads. Although it may have been the blow that made some people think those monster porn cocks are for real.

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7. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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Peter North?

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8. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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   Well you can mask the taste of celery with an apple when you juice. I always throw an apple in when I juice my carrots and a beet.

Never heard the celery story. Oh, and BTW, there is no connection between dick size and load. Hell, not even testicle size and load. Several porn girls have noted that Peter North has a pretty small set of nuts and yet he fires like a hose.

(small balls + his ripped physique? Hmmmm)

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9. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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Its all the high protein supplement he takes.

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hulaboy1
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10. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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   On a side note here-Women who enjoy the taste have often told me-they can 'taste' the differences between: men-meth/coke addicts, healthy eating, meat/sea food, etc...

Aagree with "not cum for a few days...", found to have more 'ammunition' and a much longer sensation than normal.

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19-Jun-10, 12:08 PM (PST)
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11. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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   LAST EDITED ON 19-Jun-10 AT 12:09 PM (PST)
 
Had a provider who was my ATF and during one session she sweetly declined to render further oral services. I was surprised and inquired if I had done anything to offend. Her reply was "oh no, but you had a lot of garlic last night, I can tell". Had no idea that ingestion of certain items would show up that soon and in such a place. She took some of the sting out by telling me that once I reverted to my normal diet she would be guzzling all that I could bring up...what a sweetheart.

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12. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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   >Had a provider who was my ATF and during one session she
>sweetly declined to render further oral services. I was
>surprised and inquired if I had done anything to offend. Her
>reply was "oh no, but you had a lot of garlic last night, I
>can tell". Had no idea that ingestion of certain items would
>show up that soon and in such a place. She took some of the
>sting out by telling me that once I reverted to my normal
>diet she would be guzzling all that I could bring up...what
>a sweetheart.

Found this article quite funny. I guess one needs to hire a 'sperm taster'. At least I won't sample my own to figure out if the taste changed...!!!!


Sperm taste is affected by what you eat, as are all secretions from the body.

It is a fact that your sperms taste can be improved and making your semen taste better, can be done with a few simple diet changes.

Diet has A major influence on sperm taste as it's a secretion from the body like any other.

Just as your sweat can smell strongly after eating a heavily spiced meal your sperm will also reflect the spices in its taste.

The make up of sperm

Semen is made up of ninety percent (90%) seminal fluids including fructose (sugar) protein, and various trace minerals and nutrients.

The PH of semen is 7 and scientifically neutral, yet it tastes slightly acidic. Let's take a look at the actual ingredients of semen.

A man's ejaculate is actually only 1% sperm.

The rest is composed of various proteins, vitamins, sugars, salts, cholesterol, and water. All the extras are what protect, feeds, fuels the sperm in its journey.

As you can see in terms of semen's composition, it's fairly obvious that what you eat will make it taste better or worse!

Getting a sweeter taste

With sperm taste, the aim is to make it taste sweeter.

All men have a semen taste that is exclusive to them, but the major complaint on sperm taste is normally always the same:

It tastes bitter or salty; let's look at how to make semen taste sweeter

10 Tips for better semen taste

Here then are 10 simple do's and don'ts to improve the taste of your sperm and make your semen taste better and sweeter:

1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine- they're all pollutants.

2. Drink lots of water 1 - 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.

3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste
Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.

4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.

5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid:

Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:

5. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty.
Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.

Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don't cut it out!

6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, they're big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.

7. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work.
Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it's a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.

8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.

9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.

10. Avoid junk food, they're loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen's taste.

Try and eat food "from the earth" i.e. as naturally as possible. Also consider taking a zinc and selenium supplement, both are needed for healthy sperm and can make the taste better.

Finally, strong smelling semen may indicate an infection, so if your semen taste doesn't change when you change your diet, you should consider a visit to the doctor.

Your aim with your diet is to eat one that helps your overall health and the above recommendations will not only make your semen taste better you will also feel fitter and healthier as well.

Keep in mind that you can eat some of the foods we don't recommend for sperm taste.

You can enjoy red meat and the occasional spiced curry just keep in mind the following when considering sperm taste:

What you put into your body takes between 12 and 24 hours to secrete out and you should simply keep this in mind before eating and deciding whether you want a better sperm taste on that particular day or not!

For more sensible advice on sperm taste and making your semen taste better, as well as male fertility, general health and sex advice including: Articles ezines, magazines and downloads visit:

http://www.net-planet.org/sexhealth.html

Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Sacha_Tarkovsky

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professor311A
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13. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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   I am in awe...not only did BeerBud and I inadvertantly hijack this thread but BeerBud then gives a scholarly discourse that seemed straight out of the AMA journal...but it's about SPUNK!!!Man, ya gotta love the hidden talents floating around this website.I am so proud to be a member of this zany group.

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14. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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   I've been told that my load tastes MINTY by several providers. Bizarre because i don't eat an enormous amount of mint.?

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15. "RE: Long Dong, Big Load"
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Cassidy71

I would like to thank you guys for all the info that just took me 10 minutes to read in this thread... that's 10 minutes i'll never get back and yet i don't mind..lol... great hi-jack...lol


good luckkkkkkkk

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