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"orgasm and flatulence"
 
   happens everytime...as I'm cumming..i fart. how would you fix that ...besides butt plug?

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1. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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   Cease all orgasms.

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2. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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A warning label on your ass...

Angus

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3. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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   Its a serious medical condition known as flatugasmism. Its caused by excessive masterbation during your teenage years and is in the same spectrum of disorders as going blind or hairy palms. The only known cure is to take a strong astringent (aftershave will work fine) and cover your scrotum with the solution. After the stinging sensation stops you should be on the mend.

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4. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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Avoiding eating high fiber foods and drinking carbonated beverages might help. Also, defecating not too long before you engage in sex might help.

Good luck.

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9. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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Aftershave? Not strong enough. This definitely calls for BenGay or Tiger Balm.

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10. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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Lacquer thinner is an old folk remedy that really works or so I am told. Denatured alcohol too. You're welcome.

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5. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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   LAST EDITED ON 13-Apr-11 AT 05:49 PM (PST)
 
Quit eating so much beans! Drop a couple deuce before coital unification.

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6. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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   Watch out honey, I'm going to blow a big-one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnH2pgtt7_I

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7. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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If you asked this in the domination forum, you'd get a far different set of responses.

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8. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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   ok..so I stopped eating all beans, cut out soda, defecate right before sex.... seems to help. now I still fart as I orgasm but it's silent fart. too bad for provider giving bj.

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11. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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That is to bad for her. She gets the smelly aftermath without getting to enjoy the giggle inducing music that should accompany it.

That is as cruel as taking all the marshmellows out of a box of Lucky Charms.

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Truth, Justice and the American Way

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13. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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You might also consider giving active cultures (eg: yogurt) and organic cider vinegar a try. It reduced my unwelcome emissions. From the rear end, anyway.

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14. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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   yogurt? my diet consists of chilli con carne and beer

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15. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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No bacon?
That is your problem right there.
You need a more balanced diet.
This could explain your behavior as well.

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16. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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   Eat more eggs and drink lots of milk.

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17. "RE: orgasm and flatulence"
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   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmlFzw5xvoE

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18. "Well this one time..."
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she had her finger up my ass when I blew a big one. I apologized, she said it was cool, that she knew it was a good one if I couldn't control it. Now I don't worry. These ladies are like nurses, they've seen it all, thank god.


So much pussy.

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19. "RE: Well this one time..."
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   I don't know about you....but I have never farted on nurse's face while I cum.

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