So, I just got back from my first trip to Thailand. It was amazing. I cannot wait to go back. Please excuse the length of the trip report…I want to include as many details as I can so that anyone headed there for the first time may benefit when they prepare for their trip.

We landed about 11am Sunday and my friends company had a driver pick us up and drive us from Bangkok to Pattaya. I was staying at Secrets Hotel…literally right off of walking street. By that I mean, 100 feet down some side street. I got a room on the 3rd floor. The room was simple and clean. They had wifi, ( wireless routers in the hallways) but I never bothered to ask for the code..not sure if it was free or what. The noise was not bad at all considering they had a bar below the hotel as well.

One of the requirements of my trip was that we get a soapie. So we headed to sabbai dee. Stupidly we walked. It was soo hot and that was a long walk. But we did get to see most of beach road as we walked. Finally reaching the place we went inside and saw about 15 girls sitting in the fish bowl. Now, I am not as picky as my friend and I saw 2-3 that I would like to pick. He finally settled on one and I chose mine. It was 1800 baht. 90 minutes. We got into the tub and she scrubbed me good and clean. Then onto the air mattress where she loaded it and me with soap suds and proceeded to slip and slide all around. It was a great feeling and very relaxing after a long flight. We then went to the bed for the main event. She was either not into kissing, or perhaps it was me. But that was a downer for me. CBJ too…another minus. All in all service was decent but uninspired. I would go back but never pick her again.

On the way back we took a baht bus (10baht) back to walking street. It was time for me to meet up with jack and time for my friend to get to sattahip for work.

I met up with jack at pattaya beer bar. He was with a friend who had just moved to pattaya. He gave me a good overview of the way things worked and answered my questions. Then we were off to the bars/discos on walking street.

Our first stop was Living dolls 1. They had elevated tables where girls were dancing. Lots of nice girls and I could have honestly chosen quite a few. But I still wanted to see what else there was out there…so we headed off to Baby Dolls. We sat down and were admiring some of the girls when this one girl who had a really cute bob haircut came by and started to talk to me. She spoke decent English and it was fun to talk to her. You could touch her and it surprised me when when leaned in and planted on which turned into some DFK. This pretty much sealed the deal for me...that and her stroking my cock. I bid jack and friend adieu and headed off with her short time. Paid 600 barfine and 1000 for her. She wanted 1500. I am not too good at bargaining.

Back at the room, we both showered and then off to the races. Lots of DFK and BBBJ. The only thing is that she wanted to put on the condom and get it done quickly. I had to slow her down and take control. After that things went well. She left and I passed out shortly thereafter.

I awoke moday feeling awful. Heat + jetlag are not my friends. I drank lots of water. Spent a lot of the day at the beach relaxing and trying to get my strength back. I was just feeling “out of it” Later that night, I explored walking street, but did not barfine anyone. I just was not up for it.

Tuesday, my friend was coming back from work in sattahip and would join me that evening. We went out on walking street and went to some bars/gogo’s

I love the girls outside “sexy airline” and have always had a flight attendant fetish so we went inside. This one girl came over and we chatted and I really was feeling her. But we had lots of places to go. I told here that I would be back and we headed out.

My friend saw “ladys shadow” a place advertising European girls. We headed up. Big mistake. You cant barfine them. Sort of a western style strip club.

Next was peppermint. And Happy a gogo. I forget the name of the place, but I bought a bucket of pingpong balls and the girls go wild when you throw them all over the place. They get money for each one they turn in. They are like 20baht each and its great fun!!!

Finally we went to ‘baccara’ after sitting for a few minutes, a nice girl came and sat with me. We chatted for a few minutes and it was time for me to leave. I told my friend that I could not wait any longer and he was on his own. I barfined her 600+ 1000 short time.

She was greattttttt. Or maybe it was me! I had gotten my strength back and the menu was great…dfk, bbbj. I know it is sort of naïve, but I felt some connection with her. Sexually we really clicked. I walked her down and we went out separate ways.

I was chilling on walking street and sampling some of the street foods. I like the pan fried noodles, the chicken swarma and fried rice. Sooo good and cheap. I even took one of those touristy instant photos with the noodle ladies. I even saw the girl I short timed earlier, and bought her some noodles.

The night was getting late (2am ish) and I went back to sexy airline. The girl from early in the night was there and seemed happy to see me. We sat for a bit. Touched and made out and then it was time to leave. 600 barfine, plus 2500 longtime. I know it is a rule not to fall in love, but this girl nearly did it to me. We clicked like lovers who had known each other for yrs. It felt just sooo comfortable and natural. She was funny and made me feel great. In the morning we woke up and it was time for round 2. Its funny, I think she looked better without makeup. Such a treat waking up with her on my arm. It was wed morning and time for me to check out of my hotel. She helped me pack and I offered to walk her back to her place. Along the way she picked up some groceries and such. She took me on a mini tour of the area off of walking street. Finally got to her place and I felt very sad that I was leaving. We kissed and hugged and I gave her a tip for such a great night. She was surprised, but I just smiled and slipped it into her pocket.

With great sadness we had to head to Bangkok. We stayed at a very nice western style hotel. Off south sathorn road. We were both pretty worn out and didn’t monger wed night.

Thursday, I explored the area around the malls. Ate some food from street vendors. Then later that night we went to posidion…we called to confirm what time they closed but there was some confusion and we arrived near closing. Not too many girls left. So we left and went to soi cowboy. This street is much smaller than I imagined. I guess all streets will seem that way after visiting walking street. Went into a could of places, was not really feeling it..so off to Nana Plaza.

I like nana plaza a lot. Lots of girls and bar. Plenty of free agents in the parking lot across the street. My friend and I went into some place and I of course quickly chose a girl who came over and started to talk to me. He didn’t like my choice, but to each his own. He tends to go more for eye candy. Finally he picks this very pretty tall girl. But after she changes, she is short…lol…guess 4 inch heels will make anyone tall! We go back to our hotel and get down to business. I really really like my girl. DFK, bbbj…its all good. She got really nice and wet and it was great. A side note: my friends girl did not offer bbbj, so I guess looks are not everything!

Due to unforeseen events, my friend had to leave 3 days early. I had to leave the hotel and get a cheaper one (his company was paying for this one) so I head to nana plaza hotel. Get a room there. Rest. Grab a free agent from the parking lot for short time. Rest, eat. Then before I leave for Macau….one more short time..this time from a gogo Both girls were good. Yet I still find myself thinking of the girl I left in pattaya.

Both pattaya and Bangkok were great..but I would choose pattaya over BKK all day. Its much cheaper and I think the girls are nicer. My friend thinks the girls in BKK are better looking, but for me that is not the key issue.

Landing in HK I take a jetboat to macau. I get a hotel (cheap place) but I had no idea that macau had 2 islands and my hotel is on the crappy one. The original idea was to head to the sauna (with my friend) but since he had to leave home early I was on my own. I find out that the Venetian hotel has working girls. The Venetian in macau is awesome. I cannot find these working girls. So, I gamble a bit. Lose. I am about to leave when I spot this very pretty girl. I decide to follow her a bit just to admire the view. She turns a corner and omg, there they are. The don’t look like working girls like the girls at the lisboa do. They are more well dressed and fit into the looks of the casino better. I do not speak much Chinese and the girl I like does not speak a word of English. Amazing for a hooker. Anyways we get it all sorted out and up to the room.

At first she seemed a bit nervous. Most likely cause of my lack of Chinese. We shower and head for the bed. Despite the CBJ, it was one of the best sexual experiences in my life. I cant even really put the details down cause I cannot describe in detail the way it made me feel. I love events in life that make se I cannot describe in detail the way it made me feel. I love events in life that make feel that way.

I ate, then got one more girl. She was good and if I had not had the religious experience a few hours before I am sure I would have been very happy.

Back on a plane and back to work. Day dreaming about that girl in pattaya….think she remembers me???

A special note of gratitude for RB members “sacgrad” and jack. Thanks for answering all my noob questions and helping me figure it all out. Sorry jack that I never met up with you again...pattaya got its claws into me. But your advice was spot on and invaluable!

You are absolutely correct about his advice....spot on!

So, when is your return trip?

Unless you didn't report it, it sounds like you have to return to fulfill some of your other desires and to revisit the lady who took your heart away for the night (and some ladies from Soi 6, 8, 9, Beach Road, special massages, etc...). Sometimes a particular lady will do that for a few days, but with your short trip you were very disciplined in letting her go.

I like what you wrote about Bangkok, Pattaya, your friends preferences, etc... Very true. Sometimes, I feel like Bangkok; sometimes I feel like Pattaya (but you just experienced the tip of the iceberg in each of those cities

Take care and sorry I forgot to tell you about consuming as much water as you can upon landing at the airport and throughout the first few days and nights. If one waits until dehydration, then it's too late and can take awhile to recover (plus a headache).

Thanks again for your report and appreciation.