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Roger
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29-Aug-10, 08:49 AM (PST)
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"Brief note from Chiang Mai: a perfect starfish"
 
   Rainy season in Thailand, lots of rain falling in Chiang Mai....roads flooded....and zero farang. The night bazaar is totally empty. Actually kind of fun.....girls are in bars and there are very few customers.

I took my chances this evening and went to Sayuri soapy massage.....my last visit I had a total starfish. This time #86 tempted me, pretty girl, perfect slender Thai-girl body. Papa-san assured me service would be very good. Bullshit.

Ms. Fon was a perfect starfish....perfection is difficult to achieve, but Ms. Fon exceeded my worst experience ever with a Thai girl.

I speak Thai, no problem, as Ms. Fon didn't seem to speak any English. However, at a crucial moment, she managed to say "no condom, no blow job" in acceptable English. Glad she has learned a few important English words....

No sooner was the deed done then she jumped up, washed, and immediately got dressed. I asked what she was doing, she said with adequate contempt that, couldn't I see, she was getting dressed. She then ignored me as she did her makeup and turned to the TV. I got up and told her that she seemed to have forgotten that she has a customer, her response was perfect: I thought you were drinking your beer.

OK, perfect starfish, no tip of course, which made her bad attitude even worse, difficult as that may have seemed. I told the papa-san on leaving that Ms. Fon provided very bad service, of course he doesn't care. At least he had only charged me 1000 baht, which I believe is close to the local price.

Best Buddhist view is that every Thai girl I am with in the future will be better than Ms. Fon.....the perfect starfish.

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29-Aug-10, 09:16 AM (PST)
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1. "RE: Brief note from Chiang Mai: a perfect starfish"
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   LAST EDITED ON 29-Aug-10 AT 09:25 AM (PST)
 
Chiang Mai is a beautiful place. Sorry to hear that you got jipped. Just out of curiosity how much is the regular rate and how come you got charged the local rate?

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29-Aug-10, 12:21 PM (PST)
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2. "RE: a perfect starfish"
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Does "starfish" have another meaning besides an echinoderm or (alt)anus?

"Tell your sister to come down quick..."

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29-Aug-10, 12:41 PM (PST)
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3. "RE: a perfect starfish"
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   There are a few meanings. #1 is what Roger had. #5 is a new one to me:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=starfish

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Roger
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31-Aug-10, 09:32 PM (PST)
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4. "Rate at Sayuri massage Chiang Mai"
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   response to netnerd re why I paid the local rate:

The rate charged farang (white people) at Sayuri depends on the papa-san. If he senses that you are new and don't know the price he will generally say 1800 or 2000 baht, plus another 500 baht if you have made the mistake of coming by tuktuk (best to walk the last few hundred meters yourself to avoid the taxi charge).

I know from talking to Thai customers waiting to select girls that the Thai rate is about 1000 baht (maybe 100 baht less for locals or regular customers).....of course it is useful to speak Thai to ask the Thai customers how much they are paying....

The rate depends slightly on the girl, a few are a bit more expensive, usually because they appeal to Thai men, meaning big tits and light skin color. Of course I usually select a smaller slender darker-skinned girl anyway.

This visit I selected my girl (who is very slender, pretty, small tits, and a complete starfish) and took out my wallet without asking the price, while discussing the girl in Thai with the papa-san. He simply said 1000 baht which is what I paid.

If you ask the price in English it is likely you will be charged a much higher price.

note: Pandora's is another soapy in Chiang Mai, further east and closer to the railway station. The girls there are more expensive, usually 1800 to 2000 baht, without an increase in quality or beauty, although once in awhile there is a very pretty younger girl there. Attitude is often better than at Sayuri....at double the price. The other soapy massage places in Chiang Mai are pretty much for Thai men only, the girls generally do not appeal to farang tastes, and sometimes the girls don't want to go with farang, but they have no choice, thus attitude.

note 2: girls at soapy massage places expect a tip....locals give the girl 100 to 200 baht for good service. I sometimes give more if service is very good (not usual) and/or if girl permits a photo (some do, some don't). In a few rare cases I have given the girl up to 500 baht if she kisses and provides CIM (very rare in a Thai soapy massage place).

note 3: service in soapy massage places in Bangkok is generally better than in Chiang Mai, but YYMV, papa-san doesn't always tell the truth about the service, and some girls have attitude with farang or (in Khorat for example) are allowed to refuse service to farang. I haven't been to a soapy massage in Pattaya, the service is likely good, as is the service (sometimes) at Christen's in Patong. Prices in Bangkok can be very high, and often include a farang "surcharge" bringing to total to 3000-4000 baht or even more for a "model."

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5. "RE: Brief note from Chiang Mai: a perfect starfish"
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   "Best Buddhist view is that every Thai girl I am with in the future will be better than Ms. Fon.....the perfect starfish."

That's the spirit, Rog. When you hit the bottom there's nowhere to go but up from there!

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