WARNING: While UA has retofitted 747s and 767s with lay flat seats in biz, they are converting only 3 777s per month and did not have the new seats on EITHER leg outbound). While I always have sought 777 flights, until conversion is complete if you are in biz avoid them if possible.

UA flight arrived 40 minutes early (1030pm) but no jetway gate wasted some of that time. Suewannapoon, almost 5 years after opening, and transcon Triple 777s still must park on the tarmac and herd passengers onto buses like Kai Tak (HKG) in the 80s. What a disgrace they still have not fixed the cracks in jetways. BRING BACK DON MUANG!

Immigration lines were horrible (although the MANY Thai passport holder lines were virtually empty as the Thais had to fight through the throngs of falangs in the middle blocking their view of the open Thai only lines on the far left hand side of arrivals hall).

Not bad traffic and got to S15 at midnight (was B2400 on latestays but rose to 3000B on september 1 which they claim is begining of "high season.)" HA! Nice hotel, great location other than being noisy in front side rooms which face Sukhumvit (Roger's room was quiet he said) . A nice touch is the two bananas they leave you on a fruit plate to be used as edible dildos but could not quite figure how to use the apple.

Walked to Soi Cowboy and the sidewalk was noticeably empty. Few SWs but even fewer vendors or Isaan style soup kitchens with many empty stalls even at that hour. Room to walk on the sidewalk which is a rarity along there at that hour.

SC had few customers despite it being primetime on a Thursday night. By far the most crowded, and IMHO by far the best, was Baccarat. Upstairs girls topless and pantyless (for viewing from ground floor through clear ceiling) but wearing skirts. Best quality on the street too IMHO. Rather crowded. Some friendly girls that flirted and approached, even would pinch you as you walked by. Almost Philippine style friendliness.

Longgun had full nudity but most were past "best consumed by" date. Tilac, Kiss, Dollhouse, Playskool, Suzie wongs all warranted a 2 minute breeze through and not much more.

About 130 and after a few drinks we strolled the stroll for FLs and Roger found a winner about Soi 11 or so. 1000B St for a cute shopgirl seeking to supplement her 5000B monthly salary (maybe it was 7, Roger can chime in on that). I continued strolling South as he and new tilac headed back to the hotel.

Unimpressed with what I saw I ended up at the Nana parking lot and for some inexplicable reason kept walking into the hotel and finally Angels disco. It was 2am and no cover charge so in I went.

Saw a few prospects in particular a hottie who was dirty dancing by herself on edge of stage next to a table with a beefy 30something white guy and a couple older TGS. She noticed me watching her moves and made lots of eye contact which made me a bit anxious but intrigued. Eventually she came over and held out her hand in front of me (which, being the gentleman that I am, I kissed it). She blushed then returned to her table. When the guy went to the restroom she was staring over at me and I thought I better move before he returned and was disturbed by the flirtatiousness of his tilac for the night.

Next was a group of 4 or 5 drunken looking younger TGs with a 20something thai/Chinese looking guy with glasses at a table. He seemed to be moving on one who somewhat reciprocated but as I pondered if one(or two) could be separated from the herd, a short, early 20s reasonably cute girl bumped glasses with me. I noted she was a tad tipsy and was with a taller, slighter older friend wearing glasses and a silky looking knee high dress. She asked for a jack and coke, I said OK, them she poured half for me in another glass (nice gesture but not a drink I care for). So she excuses herself to the restroom and I start dirty dancing, like really groping the four eyed bird and strat getting a stiffy. She let me touch her all over and rubbing against her backside made me spriut wood before long. Believing in the adage "strike while the iron is hot", I said "what say we go do this without clothes in my room to which she replied "You like two lady"? I said why not. She got a big grin and as soon as the friend returned from the restroom she muttered something in Thai causing the friend to get a big smile too.

As we walked out one asked so where shall we go , and mentioned the word "shopping", to which I demurred "My room to get naked". So off we went. No lessie activity but they both worked on me at same time. The shorter one gave great head and made exemplary eye contact. Took turns boombooming both, taller one was more responsive, but then ripped off the rubber and let loose with the first load down the gullet of the shorter one who swallowed most although a few drops got smeared on her face. But NOT a dreaded spitter.

After a brief refractory period (thanks to Vee Tab!) and the schtick spung back to life. The taller one fell asleep while the shorter one showered and got dressed. I asked her to drain the hose a second time before leaving which she seemed to MUCH want to do. This time she swallowed every drop commenting "all gone". Gave her 1500 (we never discussed money which is my MO in the PI). While this lack of negotiation upfront is riskier in LOS worked out fine and as she she left she had a huge smile and said 'I love you".

Tried to sleep a bit but mostly just groped the butt and boobs of teh taller one (who had a nice pair). When she woke I pounded her quite a while but hard to come, then she tried blowing me to completion but her technique was soso. Finally she opened the kitty and a couple minutes of bb pounding released the third load, onto her tummy this time, in about 6 hours. She showered and I started to walk her down. she said "money". I said have to borrow from my friend (I refuse to use my ATM card in LOS because of extortionate fees charged on farang withdrawals). Gave her 2000 and she was thrilled. Both gave their handphone numbers (which I left in room).

Hit pharmacy to resupply on atavan (makes you less groggy than Xanax and lasts only 4 hours) -10 tabs for 250 baht- and headed back to the Cobra swamp for my 3pm Thai air flight to Manila.